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Sara Sampaio Because She Is Pretty

It’s a little hard to keep track of all the Victoria’s Secret hotties out there, especially since none of them have set themselves apart from the pack yet by agreeing to marry me. But  Sara Sampaio here is definitely one of my favorites, mostly because she’s an instant pants fire whether she’s on the red carpet or the beach . I mean, obviously I prefer her on the beach, but hell, I’d also prefer her in my bed. So when it comes to super-hot lingerie models, I’ve learned to be happy just taking what I can get. Enjoy. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Christina Hendricks Busts Out The Competiton

Now that Mad Men ‘s ended, I was starting to get a little worried that we wouldn’t be seeing as much of Christina Hendricks anymore. (Specifically, the area between her shoulders and her stomach.) But the good news is, Christina and her massive sweater mounds showed up to celebrate Los Angeles Confidential’s  “Women Of Influence” issue. Apparently she’s going to be on the cover. And it makes sense, because I’d definitely agree that Christina’s very influential. I’d do pretty much anything for those giant funbags, including buy an issue of some magazine I’ve never heard of before. Well played. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Tika Camaj Is An Instagram You Should Follow

As you know, it’s part of my job to find new hotties for all of us to drool over, and here’s my latest discovery:  Tika Camaj . Apparently in addition to being a former Victoria’s Secret model, Tika’s also a taekwondo black belt champion, which means these seriously sexy pictures aren’t the only way she could turn your pants region black and blue. Ow! So, where can I sign up to go a few rounds with this hottie? » view all 16 photos

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Meey Super Hottie Marine Dandoy

I haven’t been able to find out much about Marine Dandoy here besides the obvious: that she’s an instant pants fire in lingerie. But as hot as Marine is, I’m just not sure if I can call her a future ex-Mrs. Tuna just yet. Not because I don’t know enough about her (the lingerie thing is more than enough), but because she obviously doesn’t share my allergy to fresh air and the outdoors. Too bad. » view all 11 photos Photos: Sophie Van der Perre

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Casey Batchelor’s Cleavage Show

I always forget why Casey Batchelor is “famous” — there’s just something about those massive funbags that makes me incapable of higher brain functions. But judging from the way she’s stuffed into this shirt and the paps are following her around London, I’m gonna go ahead and assume she’s a British reality star. I’m also going to assume none of you perverts care what Casey does with the cleavage show she’s putting on, so I’ll just leave it at that and let you all get back to pressing your faces up against your computer screens. Enjoy. Photos: WENN.com

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Robin Holzken Is So Hot She’ll Blow Your Pants Off

I still can’t figure out who  Robin Holzken here reminds me of, and this latest set of lingerie pictures definitely isn’t going to help my memory any. Because these are so distractingly hot, I’m currently having trouble remembering how to type or form coherent sentences. Actually, wait, I think I finally figured it out: she reminds me of my future ex-wife. Fingers crossed. » view all 12 photos

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Bella Thorne’s Selfie Is Trouble

According to my sources, these pictures of Bella Thorne taking a couple selfies are from the set of MTV’s Scream series in New Orleans. And I just hope Bella’s got a good lawyer, because I’m pretty sure she could get in trouble for these shots. Or we could. I don’t know. Let’s move it along just to be safe. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Amy-Jane Brand Is So Hot She Will Blow Your Pants Off

I know that the rest of the Internet is still busy geeking out over those pictures NASA took of Pluto, but personally, I think I’ve made a much bigger discovery by coming across  Amy-Jane Brand and her out-of-this-world photoshoot. So let’s be honest here, which set of pictures would you actually rather obsess over today, some lame planet’s or this serious hottie’s? …I thought so. Enjoy. Photos: Lauren Engel

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Alicia Vikander Knows How To Model

Before any of you perverts ask, no, Swedish actress/dancer  Alicia Vikander here isn’t the world’s first nipple-less model. I’m pretty sure she’s just taped up for this Elle Magazine photoshoot in LA. Although I guess there’s really only one way to know for sure… I’ll have to see for myself. You know, for science. Or something like that. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Zoe Kravitz’s Booty In A Bikini

I haven’t done a ton of posts on Zoe Kravitz , but I’m pretty sure at this point we can go ahead and stop referring to her as Lenny’s daughter. Because a bikini body this good deserves attention no matter who she’s related to. And if Zoe keeps hitting the beach looking like this, I guarantee that pretty soon she’ll be more famous than her dad ever was. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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