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Brittney Palmer Will Blow Your Pants Off

I guess Brittney Palmer must’ve heard me call her only my second-favorite UFC hottie, because this latest photoshoot of hers is hot enough to bump her all the way up to #1 past Arianny Celeste . Well, that and assuming the busty blonde finally agrees to take me motorboating. What? Unlike the UFC, my rankings can totally be rigged. I’m a blogger, remember? We can be bought with a bag of Cheetos. Although I prefer motorboating, just FYI. …Or Fritos. » view all 12 photos

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Katrina Bowden Is Amazing And Underrated

Ever since 30 Rock went off the air a couple years ago, we haven’t seen one of my favorite underrated hotties  Katrina Bowden nearly as regularly as I’d like. But I guess she must be working, because otherwise, I assume she would’ve taken me up on my very generous offer for her to become my bikini-wearing personal assistant, right? Either way, I was pretty glad to see these pictures of Katrina taking her dog for a walk. I just wish her cute pooch wasn’t blocking our view of her even cuter puppies. Oh well. Better luck next year, I guess. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Selena Gomez Really Fills Out Her Clothes

I don’t know what’s been up with Selena Gomez lately, but she’s starting to turn into a real chubster these days. And I know everybody thinks us bloggers are just cold, heartless bastards who only care about themselves, but I’m genuinely worried about Selena. I mean, if she keeps this up, it’s just not healthy… for the Little Tuna. Oh, and her too, I guess. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Selena Gomez Forget To Wear A Bra

In case any of you are wondering what’s with all the amateur paparazzi behind Selena Gomez in these shots, I’m guessing it probably has something to do with the fact that the hottie went braless in New York. Presumably to distract us from the fact she’s put on a few extra pounds — and it’s definitely working. But here’s what separates those amateur paps from the pros: the pros know it’s a much better angle from the front. That’s years of experience right there. Enjoy. » view all 20 photos Photos: WENN.com , PacificCoastNews

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Meet Aussie Cutie Maia Mitchell

Here’s Aussie actress, singer and up-and-coming hottie  Maia Mitchell in LA for the premiere of her new movie: Teen Beach 2 . According to my research, it’s a sequel to the Disney Channel’s Teen Beach Movie , which, despite sounding like a sting operation organized by Chris Hansen, is a real thing. But as much as I want to see Maia here in a bikini, I think we should all just forget it and focus on her red carpet hotness instead. It’s much safer, if you ask me. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Giraffe Sings Marvin Gaye

This is probable the best video I’ve ever seen! Be prepared to be seduced by this giraffe.

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Joanna Krupa’s Cleavage Show

I’m still not entirely clear on why Playboy throws an annual Car of the Year party (or why I’m never invited), but luckily, Joanna Krupa was, and she brought her killer cleavage along too. I’ve never been a big car guy, but after seeing my favorite former Housewife on the red carpet, I’d love to take Joanna out for a spin. …Just to be clear, I’m talking about sex. There’s no way I could focus on driving around cleavage like this. That’s just crazy. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Samantha Hoopes Is One Sexy Cougar

Here’s one of my favorite 24-year-old cougars Samantha Hoopes back with another killer beach shoot. And while I still don’t believe that the SI Swimsuit hottie is only 24, I look forward to her continuing to try to convince me otherwise with more smoking hot bikini photoshoots like this one. At this rate, I hope it never works. Enjoy. » view all 14 photos

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Lindsey Pelas Is A Great Find!

There’s few things I love more than finding new pictures of a hottie for us all to drool over. It’s why I spend all that time on Instagram. You know, for “research.” Anyway, my latest find combines two of my favorite things: a hottie eating a banana and Lindsey Pelas ‘ giant boobs. If you ask me, they really put the fun in funbags. Enjoy. *Video: Lindsey and her friend getting their BBQ on » view all 13 photos

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Kelli Garner’s Great Cleavage Show

I thought I knew every busty blonde in Hollywood, but this is the first post I’m doing on Kelli Garner , so I guess there’s still new exciting stars cleavage out there waiting to be discovered. According to my sources, Kelli’s playing Marilyn Monroe in some new Lifetime miniseries and she used to date one of the Big Bang nerds. But don’t worry Kelli, now that you got the official Tuna Bump, I bet you’re going to start getting way better offers from now. Starting with a date with yours truly… Call me! » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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