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Nicole Scherzinger’s Bikini Goodness

I’ve got some good news and bad news. First, the good: my favorite former Pussycat Doll  Nicole Scherzinger took a bikini vacation to Greece with her fellow cougar friends. The bad news? Apparently according to my sources Nicole’s single again. And you might think I’d call that good news too, but really, it just means now I need to find another good excuse for why I still don’t have a chance in hell with Nicole and her perfect booty. Wish me luck. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Ted Going To Town On Mariah Carey’s Knockers

OK, so I know I compared Mariah Carey to a beached dolphin and everything last week, but who cares? I’m perfectly fine with being called a hypocrite. Because after seeing these shots of a teddy bear getting to go face first into Mariah’s meaty cleavage at the airport, I’m not gonna lie, I’m a little jealous. Oh well. Here’s hoping that lucky bastard’s equipped with a nanny cam, so we at least get to share the view. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Jessica Lowndes’ Instabooty

I’m pretty sure they cancelled the 90210 reboot years ago, but luckily we can still get our Jessica Lowndes bikini fix thanks to the magic of Instagram. Although I’m pretty sure she meant to send this latest booty shot to her favorite blogger instead of posting it for the rest of you perverts to drool over too. She might want to double-check her privacy settings.

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Lindsey Morgan Is Super Cute

I don’t know if I’ve ever done a post on Lindsey Morgan before, but as you all know, I’m kind of a sucker for a hottie in leggings, so here we are. Now, I was able to find out that Lindsey used to be on General Hospital or something, but there’s still a lot more I want to know about her — specifically, what she looks like without that damn shirt tied around her waist. So to be continued, I guess. Stay tuned. » view all 15 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Gigi Hadid Works It Real Good

I know I’ve been making fun of Gigi Hadid for not having a real job lately, but according to my sources, the professional Instagram model/socialite is actually working in these pictures. Apparently she’s filming a music video for a Calvin Harris song. But if you ask me, it’s just not fair. Because I’m always trying to get hotties like Gigi to show up for my videos, and it never works. I guess it helps to be an internationally famous recording artist. And to be wearing pants. Go figure. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Nina Agdal Works It in Cover

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and assume that most of you probably don’t subscribe to Denmark’s COVER Magazine . So chances are, you might’ve missed this seriously hot photoshoot from our #1 favorite hottie Nina Agdal for their July issue. But not to worry,I’ve got you covered. Because I never miss a Nina bikini picture. I’m a very dedicated pervert  journalist. You’re welcome.

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Samantha Hoopes Is The Hottest Dressed Cougar

My favorite 24-year-old cougar  Samantha Hoopes showed up to the Magic Mike XXL premiere dropping some seriously XXL cleavage. And who cares how old she is, I’ve been really impressed by this SI Swimsuit hottie lately. In fact, this should be a lesson to hotties everywhere: when it comes to age, the number doesn’t matter, as long as you show enough skin to make me forget how to count. Or formulate complete sentences. Mission accomplished. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Anna Herrin Knows How To Work That Model Booty

A video posted by Anna Herrin (@annaherrin) on Jun 24, 2015 at 9:51am PDT If I didn’t already have a major crush on Anna Herrin , this video the hot model posted to Instagram of her dancing in a bikini and a captain’s hat (and accidentally breaking things) definitely would’ve done the trick. And it’s a good thing it loops automatically too, because otherwise, I would’ve sprained my wrist from clicking play about a million times. Enjoy.

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Meet Super Hotie Amanda Gullickson

Because it’s my job to introduce you degenerates to new models for you all to drool over, I want you to meet Amanda Gullickson . According to my research, she got famous from being on some modeling competition show called The Face . But after these bikini pictures, I think she would’ve been better off doing a show called The Body . And if that doesn’t exist yet, it should. Because a bikini body as good as Amanda’s would be must-see TV. » view all 13 photos

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Charlotte McKinney Helping Men’s Prostates

Like I said the other day , I may not think Charlotte McKinney is a real model (at least not compared to professional hotties like Nina Agdal or Xenia Deli ). But as long as she’s in a bikini, I’m definitely not complaining. So enjoy the busty blonde’s latest shoot for Men’s Health . I don’t know about you guys, but me and the Little Tuna are feeling much healthier already. Yow.

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