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Sarah Mutch Is One Hot Piece

Meet Sarah Mutch . According to my sources, she’s a Canadian model/actress who’s been in the business for years, but as far as I can tell, this is the first time I’ve done a post on her. So I guess technically, this counts as her big break.  And if you ask me, Sarah’s definitely got what it takes to make it in this business — aka a killer bikini body. And now that she’s got the Tuna Bump, I’m predicting big things in Sarah’s future. Like a marriage proposal from a very important blogger. » view all 15 photos

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Porn Stars Are Hot!

Yeesh. Looks like it’s time for our annual reminder that porn stars aren’t half as hot as they used to be when I was growing up. Because judging from the “talent” the porn industry assembled at this year’s Exxxotica Expo in Chicago, maybe I’ve been a little too hard on Kim Kardashian  and Paris Hilton all these years… Turns out they’re the hottest porn stars we’ve got these days. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Meet Kate Harrison And Her Booty Show

Because I know you guys like finding new hot models to drool over almost as much as I do, meet Kate Harrison . According to my research, Kate’s from Oregon, plays the ukulele, is into photography, and needs to start posting way more bikini pictures to her Instagram . And until then, we’ll all just have to make do with this PacSun photoshoot. Somehow, I think we’ll manage. Enjoy. » view all 49 photos Continue reading

Hailey Baldwin’s Booty In A Bikini

According to Google my official sources, Hailey Baldwin ‘s 18 these days, so you perverts don’t have to worry about getting a visit from Chris Hansen for checking out these latest bikini pictures of Hailey in Miami. That’s the good news. The bad news is I also found out there’s rumors that Hailey’s dating Justin Bieber. And I’m sorry, but I really don’t get why so many hotties would want to hook up with that tiny douche when there’s perfectly good bloggers out there. It doesn’t make any sense. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Crystal Hefner Is 29 Going Onto 55

Normally, I like a Playboy model as much as the next degenerate on the Internet, but I have a hard time figuring out Hugh’s latest “wife”  Crystal Hefner . See, according to Google, she’s 29, but according to my eyes, she’s a 55-year-old cougar. I mean, don’t me wrong, I’d still take her out motorboating, but I always thought cougars were supposed to be into younger men… » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Meet Hottie Holland Roden

I don’t watch MTV’s Teen Wolf , because I’m not a 15-year-old (I just have the maturity level of one), so I can’t say I recognize Holland Roden here. But after seeing the ginger cutie at a fundraiser for Children Mending Hearts, I might have to start. Because funds aren’t the only thing Holland’s helping raise here, if you catch my drift. (I’m talking about the Little Tuna, just so we’re clear.) Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Victoria Silvstedt Is Hard At Work

We haven’t seen Victoria Silvstedt in so long, I was starting to worry she lost her job or something. But not to worry, because here she is back at work. Now I know some of you will probably say laying around on the beach all day in a bikini isn’t a real job, but that’s the same thing my mom told me about sitting in her basement looking at chicks in bikinis all day. And I think we all know that’s not true. Photos: PacificCoastNews

Victoria Silvstedt Is Hard At Work

We haven’t seen Victoria Silvstedt in so long, I was starting to worry she lost her job or something. But not to worry, because here she is back at work. Now I know some of you will probably say laying around on the beach all day in a bikini isn’t a real job, but that’s the same thing my mom told me about sitting in her basement looking at chicks in bikinis all day. And I think we all know that’s not true. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Bella Thorne Has A Few Months To Go

We’ve still got a couple months to go before Bella Thorne turns 18 and every new set of pictures we get from her stops threatening to land my loyal readers on a government watch list. So ignore these shots of the teenage troublemaker at the LA Film Festival premiere of Scream and just move it along, because I don’t know what I’d do without you perverts (and your page views). I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed to use the Internet from a jail cell. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Elisabeth Rohm’s Little Cleavage Show

Maybe I’m supposed to recognize Elisabeth Rohm here, considering she’s been an actress for years according to my sources, and was on Law & Order or something. But cut me a little slack — everybody knows my brain’s been fried from years of licking my computer screen. So here’s Elisabeth dropping some solid cleavage at the LA premiere of Live From New York! , and trust me, I’m going to remember her after this. At least until my next shock. Photos: WENN.com

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