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Hailey Baldwin Needs To Step It Up

I still think  Hailey Baldwin is pretty boring, at least compared to some of the other social media “stars” out there. I mean, she doesn’t even pretend to make out with other girls . Where’s the fun in that? But at least Hailey still gives us some solid bikini shots every once in a while, so I guess she’s not a total bust. I figure this latest round ought to be able to hold my attention for 30 seconds. 45 max. Enjoy.

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Ariel Winter’s Slight Areola Slip

As you guys know, I’m a true professional. (Stop laughing.) So I’ve spent the entire morning studying this latest  Ariel Winter video to try to figure out whether this counts as an official wardrobe malfunction. And here’s what I’ve determined: I think I need to change into a new pair of sweatpants… Now, where do I pick up my Pulitzer for all this hard-hitting journalism?

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Katharine McPhee Gets Thick In Health

I don’t do a ton of posts on  Katharine McPhee anymore, mostly because I forgot she was still technically considered “famous.” But apparently I was wrong! Because here she is doing a photoshoot for Health Magazine ‘s December issue, and with a body like that, it’s pretty clear Katharine’s 15 minutes are still going strong. In fact, I’d say she’s got a good 30 seconds left. Maybe even 45 if I concentrate real hard.

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Ariel Winter Bends At The Knees

I guess  Ariel Winter didn’t like it when I called her “meaty” last week , because according to her Snapchat, she’s back at the gym and working on toning that booty of hers. Anyway, I’m glad to see Ariel actually hard at work, when she could just as easily be at the pool or posting selfies from bed. I still don’t think she’s ever going to be an A-list hottie, but you gotta respect the effort. And the booty shots.

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Bella Thorne Does Girls Now

I guess Bella Thorne was starting to lose a few Snapchat followers, that or she was just getting bored of posting the same old topless selfies 7 days a week. But either way, it looks like Bella decided to shake things up the old-fashioned way: by finding a girl to make out with for the cameras. And don’t get me wrong, me and the Little Tuna are (very) happy for her. Still, I think she could do better… And I have a few ideas. Call me!

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Bella Thorne Does Girls Now

Bella Thorne Does Girls Now

I guess Bella Thorne was starting to lose a few Snapchat followers, that or she was just getting bored of posting the same old topless selfies 7 days a week. But either way, it looks like Bella decided to shake things up the old-fashioned way: by finding a girl to make out with for the cameras. And don’t get me wrong, me and the Little Tuna are (very) happy for her. Still, I think she could do better… And I have a few ideas. Call me!

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Alexis Ren Is Killing Instagram

I have a feeling some of you out there still don’t believe me when I say that  Alexis Ren is the hottest woman on Instagram. But trust me. As someone who spends 99.9% of their day scrolling through hotties on my phone for “work,” I’m an expert. And in my professional opinion, Alexis is a total five-alarm pants fire. But just in case you still need a bit more convincing, here’s the latest evidence. Ahem. I rest my case.

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Kelly Rohrbach And Her Flotation Devices

I’ve never been a very religious guy, but if I had to pick one, I’d go with whichever one believes in reincarnation. Because honestly, after seeing this video of  Kelly Rohrbach wrestling with one very lucky inflatable swan, I’d give pretty much anything to come back as one of Kelly’s pool toys someday. Fingers crossed!

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Kelly Rohrbach And Her Flotation Devices

Kelly Rohrbach And Her Flotation Devices

I’ve never been a very religious guy, but if I had to pick one, I’d go with whichever one believes in reincarnation. Because honestly, after seeing this video of  Kelly Rohrbach wrestling with one very lucky inflatable swan, I’d give pretty much anything to come back as one of Kelly’s pool toys someday. Fingers crossed!

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Demi Lovato’s Booty Is HUGE!!!

I know some of you out there are Demi Lovato fans, but I’m sorry, I just don’t get it. Here’s our second straight post of Demi twerking for the cameras , this time on Halloween, and somehow her booty looks even bigger than last time! I don’t know how that’s physically possible, but at least her friend in the sl&tty nurse outfit is looking good, so these aren’t a total wash. Anyone know who she is? Forget Demi. Let’s make her booty famous instead. Email me!

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