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Kara Del Toro Is A Five-alarm Pantfire

I’ve been following  Kara Del Toro for a while now, and in my professional opinion, this hottie is a total five-alarm pants fire. She doesn’t have that big a following on Instagram yet though — she’s still only around half a million followers. So let’s try to make those numbers jump up, because not only does a body this good deserve to be seen by way more than half a million people, but also because I might finally score a date out of it. Or at the very least, a few dirty “thank you” selfies. Fingers crossed!

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Bella Thorne Does Kevin Nealon?

I thought yesterday was already bad enough, with Bella Thorne showing off that lucky bastard in her bed , but now I have to find out she’s also taking sweaty bikini hikes with Kevin f&%$ing Nealon? I already had a hard enough time trying to keep up with Bella’s dating life. Until yesterday, I thought she was still into girls . But at least with Kevin Nealon, we get videos of her sweating in a bikini top. I guess I’ll take it.

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Bella Thorne Does Kevin Nealon?

Bella Thorne Does Kevin Nealon?

I thought yesterday was already bad enough, with Bella Thorne showing off that lucky bastard in her bed , but now I have to find out she’s also taking sweaty bikini hikes with Kevin f&%$ing Nealon? I already had a hard enough time trying to keep up with Bella’s dating life. Until yesterday, I thought she was still into girls . But at least with Kevin Nealon, we get videos of her sweating in a bikini top. I guess I’ll take it.

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Bella Hadid’s Bed Time Underboob

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m glad to see  Bella Hadid taking a break from pretending to be a “fashion model” to focus on something she’s actually good at: posting sexy mirror selfies to Instagram and/or Snapchat. This one even has some solid underboob action. Anyway, I don’t know why Bella can’t just do this full-time. What does she need a real job for? The money? Yeah, right.

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Bella Hadid’s Bed Time Underboob

Bella Hadid’s Bed Time Underboob

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m glad to see  Bella Hadid taking a break from pretending to be a “fashion model” to focus on something she’s actually good at: posting sexy mirror selfies to Instagram and/or Snapchat. This one even has some solid underboob action. Anyway, I don’t know why Bella can’t just do this full-time. What does she need a real job for? The money? Yeah, right.

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Bella Hadid’s Bed Time Underboob

Bella Thorne Is Dating A Disgusting Degenrate

As I’m sure you guys know, I’ve done a lot of posts on Bella Thorne over the years. We’re talking at least three a week. But this is the first time I’ve ever been offended by one of her pictures. I mean, she’s really going to put up a picture of some dude in her bed? After all me and her and the Little Tuna have been through together? It’s just disgusting! I bet this guy doesn’t even run his own mildly-profitable celebrity blog and/or live in his mom’s basement. What a loser.

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Megan Fox Pimps Out Frederick’s of Hollywood

Megan Fox has been making a serious hotness comeback lately thanks to Frederick’s of Hollywood. And here she is on Instagram modeling something from their new holiday collection of lingerie that won’t look half as good on your wife or girlfriend as it does on this A-list MILF. Anyway, unfortunately, Megan doesn’t post on Instagram much, but when she does, she makes sure she gets paid for it. Smart girl. Now where do I sign up to sponsor some hand-bra selfies?

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Dove Cameron Is Working It Good

It’s time to check back in on one of my favorite up-and-coming young hotties: Dove Cameron . So here’s the latest round of sexy selfies from the wannabe actress/model, and I’m happy to report that yup, she’s still smoking hot! Phew. Now we just need to help get her a regular gig, so she can afford to spend more time in the gym and at the pool all day. And no, “personal bikini assistant” won’t work. Trust me. I already tried.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Magnificent Booty

I know in the past I’ve questioned how come Emily Ratajkowski has so many Instagram followers. Last I checked, she was up over 15 million. But I think I’m finally starting to get it. I mean, sure, she’s not the only professional Insta-hottie out there with a nice booty, but this is some grade-A Internet content. So enjoy.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Magnificent Booty

Gal Gadot Is One Pretty Lady

Here’s one for all you nerds out there: a leggy new photoshoot from  Gal Gadot for Elle . Now, I know Gal’s not wearing her full Wonder Woman costume here, or talking about how much she “loves” comic books and what a big “geek” she is, so maybe this won’t do the trick for you guys, but it’s definitely working for me!

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