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Megan Fox Does Esquire Good

The only letters I understand here are “ Megan Fox ” and “ Esquire ” and honestly? That’s more than good enough for me. I’ll take more of Megan’s hotness comeback however we can get it, even if it means tracking down photoshoots she did for Esquire Russia . I know we’re supposed to hate Russia and everything right now, but it’s hard to stay too mad at them after this. Enjoy.

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Bella Thorne Shows You How To Use Your Tongue

I hope Hailee Steinfeld and all the other wannabe hot nobodies out there are paying attention, because if you want to learn how to up your tongue game, you need to learn from the best. And Bella Thorne is definitely the best when it comes to Snapchat tongue action. It might just be her biggest talent. Well, that, and the ability to post bikini selfies 24/7 and call it a career.

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Kate Upton’s Boobs Returns

It’s been at least a month or two since I’ve done a new post on  Kate Upton , and I guess she was starting to get a little jealous and wanted to get my attention or something, because she just posted this awesome GIF of her awesome funbags. She must’ve accidentally sent it to all her followers instead of just to me, but that’s OK. I don’t mind sharing.

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Kate Upton’s Boobs Returns

Selena Gomez Teases

As you guys know, I try to stick to the important stuff on this site, like celebrity T&A and lingerie selfies, so I didn’t catch any of the American Music Awards last night. But according to my sources, Selena Gomez performed her song “Wolves” and she did it while wearing this . Damn! If I’d known the show was going to be this good, I might have actually watched some of it. OK, probably not, but still. » view all 11 photos

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Candice Swanepoel Works It Good

In case you’ve ever wondered how Candice Swanepoel stays this pants-droppingly hot, it’s not just genetics. (OK, it’s mostly genetics.) But she also hits the gym on a regular basis to keep that world-class booty of hers in shape, and best of all, sometimes she posts videos of those workouts. I don’t know about you guys, but I’m working up a sweat just looking at these. Yow!

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Candice Swanepoel Works It Good

Candice Swanepoel Works It Good

In case you’ve ever wondered how Candice Swanepoel stays this pants-droppingly hot, it’s not just genetics. (OK, it’s mostly genetics.) But she also hits the gym on a regular basis to keep that world-class booty of hers in shape, and best of all, sometimes she posts videos of those workouts. I don’t know about you guys, but I’m working up a sweat just looking at these. Yow!

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Candice Swanepoel Works It Good

Victoria Justice Is The Best Thing To Happen To Man With A Plan

According to my sources, Victoria Justice is guest-starring on Man With a Plan . And if you’re like me, and have no clue what the hell that is, unfortunately, no, it’s not some new celebrity sex tape series. It’s apparently some lame CBS sitcom starring one of the dudes from Friends . Anyway, I’m told Victoria played a hot babysitter in the episode, and they should obviously make her a recurring character. Because this is the first time I’ve ever seen the show, but she’s clearly the best thing it has going for it.

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Gal Gadot Does GQ Good

I know you nerds out there are probably pretty excited about that new Justice League movie that’s coming out this week. And you know what? I am too. Not because I care about Batman or Superman or… that fish dude? No, I’m psyched because it means we get more hotness from Gal Gadot , like this new cover shoot for she did for GQ . So here’s hoping they do 15 more of these dumb-ass movies. Fingers crossed.

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Bella Thorne Gets A Salad Dressing Facial

I keep forgetting that Bella Thorne is technically a “pop star.” But I’m pretty sure the reason she’s on this track and in this music video has nothing to do with her voice and a lot more to do with her twerking and willingness to get covered in creamy salad dressing. Anyway, normally I recommend you guys watch the music videos I post on mute, but you should listen to this one, because this could be the worst song I’ve ever heard. I’m not even sure it qualifies as music. WTF? » view all 19 photos

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Jessica Lowndes Is Trying Hard!

Personally, I think  Jessica Lowndes is kinda average-looking for a wannabe Insta-hottie. But I know some of you out there dig her, and besides, she posts bikini videos and booty shots on a semi-regular basis, and that’s pretty much all you need to get featured on this site. So let’s all just enjoy Jessica’s 15 minutes of fame while they last. Because I don’t know how much longer she’s got left. You’ve seen the competition out there.

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