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Emily Ratajkowski Is Causing Major Pantfires

While the rest of you bums were busy celebrating Thanksgiving and Black Friday and Cyber Monday and Shopping Sunday or whatever, Emily Ratajkowski here has been working extra hard. And she’s back at it again today with another round of bikini goodness. In fact, it’s so good, I think we should make this a new holiday: Emily Ratajkowski’s Booty GIFs Tuesday. Someone run it by Hallmark.

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Emily Ratajkowski Is Causing Major Pantfires

Nina Dobrev Works It

Here are some outtakes of Nina Dobrev in some magazine that probably nobody buys but celebs like to be in because they think it’s cool and relevant to still be in print. Anyway, She looks awesome. I dig her even though I never seen her act in anything before. Enjoy. » view all 14 photos          

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Josephine Skriver Needs To Hire Me

Man, my high school guidance counselors really screwed me. If I had known that becoming a massage therapist meant I could get paid to put my filthy mitts on a hottie like  Josephine Skriver seven days a week, I never would’ve gone into the blogging business. But maybe it’s not too late for a career change. So, where do I apply to become Victoria’s Secret’s in-house masseuse? » view all 12 photos

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Lily-Rose Depp’s Nipples Can Cut Glass

When I first saw these pictures of  Lily-Rose Depp on the cover of Vogue Japan , I was all set to complain about yet another “professional” “model” who only got the gig because of her famous father and how lame the modeling industry is these days. But then I saw this picture , and I’m willing to admit I was totally wrong about Lily-Rose. That’s some serious talent!

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Bella Hadid Sits Like A Lady

I know I like to make fun of  Bella Hadid and point out the fact that she only became a model because her rich parents can buy and sell just about every fashion mag in the country, but I’ve got to give her credit, this is a pretty nice shot. And I think I’d like Bella a lot more if she did more spreads like this. Just to be clear, I’m talking about her legs, not the photoshoot. Yow!

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Emily Ratajkowski Nude And Working Extra Hard

I don’t know how you dudes spent your Thanksgiving weekend, but unless you’re the lucky bastard behind the camera for one of these shots, I guarantee it wasn’t as good as it could’ve been. I’ve got a lot of life goals — date a Victoria’s Secret model (or just motorboat one), move out of my mom’s basement, etc. — but taking a bikini vacation work trip with  Emily Ratajkowski is definitely high up on that list.

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Selena Gomez Does Coach

I think it’s hilarious that  Selena Gomez is pretending to be a model now too, but I guess it just goes to show that anyone can be a model these days as long as they’re hot and rich and can make a pouty face for the camera. Anyway, here’s Selena modeling for Coach, and don’t get me wrong, she’s not bad. I just wish she was modeling bikinis or lingerie or handbras instead of handbags.

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Kimberley Garner Is Amazing

I don’t think they celebrate Black Friday over in London, but here’s one of my all-time favorite British hotties Kimberley Garner getting into the spirit of things anyway by walking around with her clothes half-off. I’m not usually a big shopper, but I’d run over any one of you for the chance to take this grade-A deal home. Yow!

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Sarah Hyland Teases On Instagram

I swear, kids today don’t realize how good they have it. Used to be, back when I was just a Little Tuna, I’d have to wait all month just to steal the Victoria’s Secret catalogue. Now, hotties like Sarah Hyland post pictures of themselves in lingerie to Snapchat and/or Instagram basically 24/7. The future is a wonderful thing.

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I Still Believe In Victoria Justice

Back in the day, I used to think Victoria Justice was gonna become the hottest woman in Hollywood, and I don’t know what happened — maybe I put too much pressure on her? But instead of embracing her inner hot nobody, she just got kind of boring and conservative. Anyway, these photoshoots are a step in the right direction, but I’m going to need to start seeing a lot less clothing and way more skin if Victoria’s ever going to live up to her true hottie potential. I still believe.

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