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Britney Spears Gets Her Boobs Pumped

I know it’s probably hard to remember, especially if you’ve got as short of an attention span as I do, but it was only a year or two ago that  Britney Spears was just another washed-up, Cheeto-dust-covered, Walmart-shopping soccer mom . Now though? She’s got her own Vegas show, and she’s back to being the old Hot Britney we all knew and loved. And here’s a few shots of her showing just how she got back into such good shape. Now, what were we talking about again? Sorry, I got a little distracted …

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Elsa Hosk Is Perfection

Just felt I needed to post a little perfection for you guys. Here is Elsa Hosk in some over-priced lingerie. » view all 13 photos          

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Selena Gomez’s Private Polaroids

Looks like Selena Gomez released a bunch of private candid Polaroids, I guess to promote her new single or something. And before you rush to hit that zoom button, no, none of them are as “private” as you might’ve hoped. So to make up for any eye strain you might’ve incurred as a result, I’ve included a GIF of Selena air humping on stage as a bonus. No zooming in necessary. (You’re welcome.)

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Ariel Winter’s Booty And Boobs Impress!

I know sometimes I like to rag on  Ariel Winter and her juicy booty and point out how she should probably spend a little less time on Snapchat working on her selfie game and a little more time in the gym working on her bikini body. But unless this is some kind of new filter I don’t know about, it looks like Ariel’s been taking my advice. And I’m seriously impressed. Yow!

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Salma Hayek Busts Out For Elle

I knew  Salma Hayek had to be getting up there, because she’s been giving me five-alarm pants fires for years now. But after this latest busty photoshoot for French Elle , I had to go double-check and make sure, and apparently she’s 50! Which is nuts, because those massive funbags of hers don’t look a day over 20. Honestly, I was so surprised, my pants fell right off. And that’s the story I’m sticking to in court if this Starbucks decides to press charges.

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Bella Thorne Gets Cleaned Up In A Tub

I know a few of you out there are starting to get tired of these daily Bella Thorne posts, but I also know that for every email I get sent asking me to stop putting up pictures of this professional attention-seeker, there’s probably at least 10 more of you who’d write begging me to put up more pictures. You know, if your hands weren’t already busy doing something else. So to those guys: this one’s for you. You’re welcome.

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Bella Thorne Gets Cleaned Up In A Tub

Josie Canseco Heats Up Her Instagram

I know it’s probably hard for you guys to tell the difference between Josie Canseco here and just about every single other blonde Insta-wannabe out there. Hell, it’s hard for me and it’s my job. But here’s a quick refresher: Josie’s the one with the rich dad who thinks posing in a bikini for “professional” photographers makes her a real model. Hmm, that still doesn’t really narrow it down, does it? OK. Her rich dad’s the one who’s a former baseball player. So there you go. Now enjoy. » view all 11 photos

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Victoria Justice’s Emo Art Project Fail

I don’t know if  Victoria Justice is practicing for a new movie where she’s playing some emo art school hottie or what, but I don’t really get the point of these “artsy” shots of her playing around with a camera. If she wants to take pictures of herself, she should just do what all the other hotties her age are doing. You don’t need a fancy camera. All you need is a smartphone and a mirror and a bikini. And actually, that last one is only optional.

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Jessica Lowndes In A Bikini Is Pretty Awesome

Back in the day, I used to do posts on Jessica Lowndes here all the time. But I guess that’s when she still used to be a working actress instead of just another professional hot nobody or rich dude arm candy or whatever it is that she does for a job these days. Anyway, the good news is, it looks like Jessica still has enough free time left over to follow her true passion: posing in bikinis on the beach. Here’s hoping she can figure out a way to turn that into a full-time gig.

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Charlotte McKinney Jiggles And Bounces

I still can’t figure out when exactly  Charlotte McKinney went from busty Instagram nobody to a legitimate supermodel, but then again, there’s a lot about the fashion business that I don’t really understand these days. And at least Charlotte here has got talent (and by talent, I mean a gigantic set of funbags). Anyway, here she is strutting down a runway in a bikini, just like a real model. And that talent of hers looks great.

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