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Emily Ratajkowski Nude And Wigging It

I know some of the other blogs out there are probably putting up these pictures and freaking out about Emily Ratajkowski . Her hair’s short now! Wait, no, it’s pink! Etc, etc. But personally, I don’t care what kind of wig Emily is wearing. As long as she’s got her clothes off, that’ll always be the headline for me. It’s a little thing called priorities. Enjoy.

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Bella Thorne’s Tongue Is The Seven-alarm Pants Fire

Last week, Bella Thorne brought back her patented money shot action . This week though? She’s taking it to a whole ‘nother level. In fact, I think we might have to create a whole new category for this bikini tongue action of hers: the seven-alarm pants fire. There’s a reason I call her the hardest-working hottie on Snapchat, people. No one else works this hard to deliver for the fans, week in and week out. Enjoy! » view all 12 photos

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Look How Happy Miranda Kerr Is Knowing She’s Marrying A Billionaire!

So according to my sources, Miranda Kerr made this pre-wedding “detox” video for Vogue before she got married to the Snapchat dude, AKA the luckiest bastard in the entire world. And sure, she looks pretty relaxed in these shots, but you would too if you’d just realized you’d never have to work another minute in your life after your wedding. » view all 13 photos

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Bella Thorne’s Money Shot Game Returns

You know, we’ve spent so much time on Bella Thorne posing topless lately that it’s been at least a week and a half since we’ve gotten any new tongue action from the hardest-working hottie on Snapchat. That’s got to be some kind of new record. But don’t worry, the streak has officially been snapped, because here’s Bella getting back to business. Phew.

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Charlotte McKinney Dancing Around In A Thong Swimsuit

Here’s everyone’s favorite busty nobody  Charlotte McKinney running around the beach and giving herself a wedgie for the cameras for some new photoshoot. Because she’s totally a legit swimsuit model and not just some Hooters waitress who lucked into a modeling contract. Anyway, I recommend watching the video below too. It’s only about a minute long, but I find 30-45 seconds is more than enough. Enjoy. CHARLOTTE MCKINNEY BY JON HECHTKOPF from Jon Hechtkopf on Vimeo .

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Before Gal Gadot Was Wonder Woman, She Was Another Hot Piece

Listen, I know I like to make fun of you nerds, but really, we’re not that different. You guys live in your mom’s basement, I live in my mom’s basement. You guys can tell me exactly what issue Wonder Woman first appeared in, and I can tell you exctly what issue of FHM Gal Gadot posed topless in back when she was just another hot wannabe model: May 2009. The only difference is my trivia is way more interesting.

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Dove Cameron Needs To Sex It Up

I keep waiting for  Dove Cameron here to ditch her whole Disney star image and start living up to her true hottie potential. And it looks like I’m going to have to keep waiting, because even though all the ingredients for a good photoshoot are here (AKA a busty hottie and a bed), the only way this photoshoot for the July issue of The Coveteur could get any more wholesome is if Dove was drinking a big glass of warm milk. Oh well. Better luck next time. » view all 14 photos

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Bella Hadid Gets Hard For A Fan

I know I’ve probably done dozens of posts on Bella Hadid over the years, but I still don’t think I’d recognize her on the street. Well, unless she was making the same face she makes in every single picture ever taken of her. Anyway, here she is posing for a selfie with one very lucky fan. Let’s just hope that nippleitis of hers isn’t contagious. For all our sakes.

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In Bed With Alexis Ren And Her Friend

I know I’ve been putting up a lot of pictures of  Alexis Ren lately. But honestly, I didn’t they could possibly get any hotter than that last round. Turns out I was wrong. Because the only thing better than one hot model in lingerie is two of them. So you guys enjoy this latest photoshoot from Alexis and her hot friend. If you’ll excuse me, I need to go find the nearest fire extinguisher before this pants incident gets out of control.

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Cara Delevingne Is An “Actress”

I guess  Cara Delevingne is still pretending to be an actress these days, because according to my sources, she’s got some new sci-fi nerd movie coming out this week. And I guess that’s probably why British GQ decided to get her to dress up like some kind of sexy robot for their August issue. And you know, if this whole acting thing doesn’t work out, I think Cara’s got a possible second career here as an emotionless, topless robot. I think she found her true calling.

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