I don’t know about you guys, but I’m really loving this new gig for Katrina Bowden . It’s like she was born to be a professional bikini nobody. I don’t know why her parents bothered wasting all that time on acting lessons. But I guess being an “Instagram model” just wasn’t as much of a respectable career path back then.
I’ve got a new find for you guys today: Georgina Howard . Now I don’t know a whole lot about her, other than the fact that she’s British (I’m pretty sure) and she’s a total pants fire (I’m definitely sure). Also, she’s got to be a real model and not just another professional Instagram nobody because last I checked, she’s only got something like 2,000 followers . But I bet this photoshoot changes that. » view all 27 photos
I’ve got some good news and some bad even better news for you perverts: first off, I’ve got another round of Victoria Justice bikini pictures that I creeped borrowed from her Snapchat for you guys today. And even better, this time there’s no dudes screwing up the view . I’d call that a win-win. Enjoy!
Listen, I love Bella Thorne ‘s Snapchat as much as the next red-blooded dude with a phone and an unlimited data plan, but I’m starting to get a little worried that Bella might be running out of ideas. Because the past few days, we got her eating a burger in a bikini , and sexy dancing at an EDM show (both great), but now all we’ve got is her showing off her nipple ring for the 20th time. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll definitely take it, but if you ask me, Bella needs to stay working hard to make sure her Snapchat act doesn’t get stale. I figure a few “accidental” topless selfies would probably do the trick. Hint hint.
I know there’s bigger name hotties out there, but for my money, Alexis Ren is still one of the hottest women on Snapchat. Not to mention one of the hardest-working. But if you don’t believe me, just check out these latest videos she shared. Oh, and be careful not to sprain your thumb from hitting the “Follow” button too hard. » view all 12 photos
Judging from this photoshoot, I guess Peyton List is branching out from her Disney career to get into the modeling business. I don’t know what magazine this is for and I’m way too lazy to look it up, but I do know that if Peyton really wants to make it big in this business, forget boring photoshoots. She needs to start dating a C-list blogger. All the big-name hotties do it. OK, not really. But they should!
Unless Bella Thorne ‘s getting a cut from all the new users she’s getting to sign up, I’m pretty sure the hardest-working hottie on Snapchat isn’t actually seeing any money from all the hours she’s putting in giving us loyal perverts fans those daily bikini shows. So I’m glad to see she went out and got a second job modeling leggings so she can support her true passion in life: showing off her tongue/booty/funbags on social media. Like they always say, work to live, don’t live to work. » view all 11 photos
I guess now we know where those Lily Collins behind-the-scenes swimsuits pictures we got last week were from. Because here she is on the cover of next month’s Shape Magazine . And I’ve got to say, I’m impressed. If Lily ever wants to give up the whole rich kid actress thing, I think she’s definitely got a bright future as a rich kid bikini model.
I don’t think I’ve done a post on Jaclyn Swedberg here in years, but I just so happened to come across her when I was doing some, uh, very important Instagram “research” the other day. And I figured I should probably let you guys know what the former Playboy Playmate of the Year was up to these days: AKA looking smoking hot on Instagram. Anyway, I don’t know about you, but personally, I look forward to staying up-to-date on all of Jaclyn’s latest “projects” from now on, whether it’s posing in a bikini in her backyard, at the beach, or at the pool. Can’t wait! https://www.instagram.com/p/BVdFeyznAYL/?taken-by=jaclyn_swedberg
I know I’m supposed to stay up-to-date on all the latest hotties, but first off, with so many wannabes and Instagrammers out there, it’s not easy. And second, I’m lazy. Anyway, point is, I can’t tell you a whole lot about Lily James here, but apparently she was on Downton Abbey , which I never watched, because while I have a thing for busty British reality TV nobodies, that doesn’t mean I actually watch British TV. But I’ve gotta say, after this GQ photoshoot, I’d have no problem seeing more of Lily. Lots more. Enjoy.