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Alison Brie Does Playboy

OK, so I know this probably isn’t what you perverts were hoping to see when you heard Alison Brie did Playboy . And believe me, I’m just as disappointed as you guys. But Playboy isn’t what it used to be back in the day, and I guess they just aren’t important enough anymore to convince hotties like Alison to actually get naked for their photoshoots. And if you think I’m just talking all this smack as some kind of reverse psychology, you’re exactly right. Here’s hoping it works.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Booty Is Hard At Work

I probably don’t need to tell you guys that Emily Ratajkowski has a pretty tough life, constantly posting bikini pictures on social media while traveling the world pretending to be an actress/model and pretending to pay attention while rich dudes try to impress her or invite her out on their yacht. So I’m glad to see she took a little time off to take a vacation from all that hard work and just relax and post more bikini pictures on social media. She earned it.

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Kendall Jenner Does #NationalSelfieDay

According to my sources, it was #NationalSelfieDay yesterday. And even though I’m pretty sure that just was made up by some genius pervert in order to bank a bunch of new sexy selfies from across the Internet, I’m not going to complain. Because it clearly worked. Here’s Kendall Jenner doing her part, and with pictures this good, maybe we can turn this Selfie Day idea into a once a month thing. Or even once a week. Yow.

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Paris Hilton’s HUGE Boobs Are An Illusion

I know we haven’t seen much of Paris Hilton lately, mostly because her 15 minutes of fame are pretty much over. But don’t be fooled by this busty selfie she just posted hoping to restart her clock. It’s just a trick of the light — you know, sort of like what I do to all my dating profile pics to make it look like I don’t live in my mom’s basement. Anyway, so no, Paris didn’t suddenly jump up a few bra sizes. But that doesn’t mean we can’t enjoy it. So there you go, Paris, your 15 minutes just got extended by another 30 seconds. Maybe even 45 if I concentrate really hard. Congrats!

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Paris Jackson Is Now A Model Too

So, according to my sources, Paris Jackson is officially the latest rich kid with famous parents to try to trick everyone into taking them seriously as a professional model. And I’d make fun of her for it, but I figure it’s probably difficult to grow up normal when your dad’s Michael Jackson. And really, becoming a professional wannabe celebrity is about as normal as it gets for a Hollywood rich kid. So congrats.

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Elle Fanning Had A Little Lamb

OK, so I know seeing Elle Fanning posing holding a baby lamb probably isn’t going to get most of you guys going the same as, say, seeing her posing holding a super-hot bikini model. But first off, none of these lame fashion mags have asked me to do a photoshoot for them yet, even though I clearly have great ideas and my phone takes great pictures. And two, this is the Internet, so I’m sure this is working for at least one or two sickos out there. So enjoy, I guess? » view all 13 photos

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Nina Dobrev’s Bikini Action

I always knew it’d just be a matter of time before Nina Dobrev decided to show off her bikini body on Instagram again. I just didn’t think we’d have to wait almost a full year for it to happen. But how’s that old saying go? Good things come to those who wait? Because these pictures definitely count as a very, very, very good thing. So enjoy.

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Lily Collins In A Swimsuit Is Good News

I guess  Lily Collins got bored of pretending to be an actress, and decided she might as well try to use her rich and famous dad to get her a better/easier gig. Because here she is pretending to be a bikini model for some new photoshoot. And honestly, I think it’s a good call. Lily’s actually got some real promise. I’m definitely enjoying watching this GIF on repeat way more than watching any of her movies. » view all 13 photos

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Lily-Rose Depp Topless, Nipply And Shaking Her Booty

Don’t worry, perverts. You don’t have to try to flush your work cell phone. Because according to my sources over at Google,  Lily-Rose Depp (AKA Johnny’s hot daughter) is officially 18 now. As of last month. Which means you can stop pretending you don’t already follow her on Instagram and that you haven’t watched these videos of her shaking her booty 20 times now. But if you actually haven’t, well, you better get on both of those ASAP.

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Madison Beer Is A Wonderland

I’m not too religious, so me and the Little Tuna don’t really have a problem with this giant Jesus sweatshirt that Madison Beer ‘s rocking in her leggy photoshoot for Wonderland ‘s Summer issue. But if you do, just think of it this way: if the Good Lord didn’t want you doing what you’re thinking of doing, He wouldn’t have created locks on bathroom doors. Or Madison’s perfect cleavage. But what do I know? I’m a professional T&A blogger; I’m going to Hell anyway. » view all 12 photos

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