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Victoria Justice Is One Leggy Hottie

It feels like me and the Little Tuna have been waiting years for  Victoria Justice to realize that she’s a total hottie and embrace it, but I guess she must’ve finally gotten around to  reading the archives or something, because she’s been crushing it in the hotness department lately. Anyway, here she is putting on a pretty great leg show for something called Sorbet Magazine , and they’ve even got her on a trampoline . It’s like someone’s been reading my dream journal.

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Amber Heard Gets Wet

Here’s one for all you nerds out there: according to my sources, these shots of  Amber Heard are from the new Aquaman movie. I’m not sure who she’s playing, because I’m too lazy and I’m not a total loser, but I’m sure you guys will send me hate mail about how I should’ve immediately recognized that’s FishGirl or whoever. Anyway, on the plus side, even if you don’t care about comics, this is still some solid Amber Heard cleavage, so there’s something we all can enjoy.

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Nicole Scherzinger Is An Instagram Model Now

I haven’t really been keeping up with  Nicole Scherzinger much lately, so I’m not really sure what my favorite former Pussycat Doll has been doing for work these days. But I guess her 15 minutes must be running out or something, because she’s turned to the one place every former hottie goes to try to stay relevant: Instagram. I guess she’s a professional Insta-hottie now? And yeah, if you ask me, this definitely ought to extend her 15 minutes at least another 30, 45 seconds. Yow!

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Nicole Scherzinger Is An Instagram Model Now

I haven’t really been keeping up with  Nicole Scherzinger much lately, so I’m not really sure what my favorite former Pussycat Doll has been doing for work these days. But I guess her 15 minutes must be running out or something, because she’s turned to the one place every former hottie goes to try to stay relevant: Instagram. I guess she’s a professional Insta-hottie now? And yeah, if you ask me, this definitely ought to extend her 15 minutes at least another 30, 45 seconds. Yow!

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Disgusting Plastic Old Lady Kylie Jenner Does Flaunt Magazine

Look, I can handle Kendall Jenner pretending to be a model . At least she’s hot. But I don’t understand why people are still booking Kylie Jenner for gigs. She reminds me way too much of her gross older sister. And no, I’m not talking about Kim. The other, even chunkier one. Anyway, here’s Kylie doing a photoshoot for Flaunt Magazine , and I guess maybe they were doing some kind of special issue on teenagers who’ve already had way too much plastic surgery and look like 40-year-old cougars? It’s the only thing that makes sense.

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Instagram Model Kendall Jenner Pretending To Be A Real Model

I know I like to rag on Kendall Jenner for being a fake model who only books gigs because of her rich and famous parents, but here she is doing a new photoshoot for La Perla. And the way I see it, if Kendall’s going to pretend to be a professional model, at least she’s pretending to be a lingerie model. I’ll take it.

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Emily Ratajkowski Topless Is How She Belongs

According to my sources, the Cannes Film Festival kicked off last night, and for some reason because she’s totally a serious actress now and not just another Insta-wannabe, Emily Ratajkowski is there. And honestly, I don’t really care what Emily was doing there. As long as she shows up topless, I bet she gets invited wherever she wants. I know she’s got a standing invite to Tuna HQ.

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Why Isn’t Bella Thorne Kicked Off Snapchat?

Look, I’m the last person to tattle on someone for #freeingthenipple on social media… But I thought you weren’t allowed to show nipple on Snapchat, and here’s Bella Thorne doing just that. Maybe she can get away with it because she’s technically wearing a shirt, even though it’s totally see-through. Or maybe it’s just because if they kicked Bella and her thirst trap Snaps off the app, there wouldn’t be any reason for anyone to use it anymore. Either way: keep them coming, please!

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Joanna Halpin Will Blow Your Pants Off

I haven’t done a post on  Joanna Halpin here in at least a year, but it’s not her fault. As you can see, the British hottie is a total pants fire. Problem is, there’s just so many other hot nobody models out there, it’s tough to stay on top of them all. So if Joanna really wants to stand out, she’s going to have to do something no other hottie has ever done: AKA acknowledge my existence and/or agree to go on a date with me. Ball’s in your court, Joanna.

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Nina Agdal Does The Sexy Instagram Bikini Model Thing

I hope you guys have been enjoying  Nina Agdal ‘s hotness comeback as much as me and the Little Tuna have been. Because it sure has been nice to see my former #1 favorite hottie back at work lighting up our collective pants regions on a daily basis. So here’s a few of her latest shots, but just make sure you have a fire extinguisher handy. Enjoy.

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