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Bella Thorne Is Topless And Looks Like She Could Use A Bath

Posted on January 25, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Yesterday,  Bella Thorne pretended to be a rapper . But don’t worry, today she’s done pretending and back to doing what she does best: taking topless selfies and then sharing them with all of us perverts her loyal fans on social media. Anyway, I’ve spent the last hour or so staring at this picture (3o-45 seconds at a time), and I’ve come to a conclusion. Bella looks like she could realy use a bath! And if she won’t do it herself, I’d be happy to volunteer to give her one. Call me!

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Cara Delevingne Works It Good

Posted on January 25, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a few shots of  Cara Delevingne in a bikini from what I’m being told is one of her “movies” because she’s totally a “real” “actress” and not just another model who gets hired for movies because she looks good walking around in a bikini. Anyway, as an added bonus, there’s also a couple of Cara playing tennis in what’s got to be the best tennis outfit I’ve ever seen. Forget this acting crap. Maybe Cara should try becoming a professional tennis player instead.

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Jessica Lowndes Is Still Trying Too Hard

Posted on January 25, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Last time we checked in on  Jessica Lowndes , she was busy trying way too hard to become a professional Insta-hottie . But it looks like now maybe she’s given up on all that and decided to try to become professional arm candy for some rich billionaire instead. Because here she is on the cover of something called Luxury Life , and I’m not clear on whether it’s a magazine or a catalogue, but I’m definitely interested in finding out how much this would cost. My blogger salary may not be much, but I’ve saved a ton on rent living with my mom over the years. » view all 11 photos

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Kelly Brook Is The New Ashley Graham

Posted on January 24, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It pains me to say this, because me and Kelly Brook and the Little Tuna used to have hours minutes seconds of fun together back in the day… But I just came across a couple of Kelly’s latest Instagram shots, and the busty British hottie is starting to look more and more like Ashley Graham these days. AKA, her chest region isn’t the only place she’s plus size anymore. But on the plus side (get it?), maybe this means Kelly will finally take me up on that offer to have a pizza party in my sofa bed.

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Jasmine Tookes’ Booty Is Awesome

Posted on January 23, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Because the only thing better than one booty is a whole bunch of them, here’s Jasmine Tookes and eight of her hot friends celebrating what I’m guessing is a bachelorette party by getting in matching swimsuits and giving themselves wedgies for the camera. And don’t worry, it doesn’t look like Jasmine’s the one getting married. I just double-checked and she’s still single, which means yours truly has still got a shot. …Stop laughing. That wasn’t supposed to be a punchline.

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Sara Jean Underwood Shows Off Her Work Skills

Posted on January 22, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

While the rest of us suckers are stuck toiling away in our moms’ basements at the office this Monday, here’s  Sara Jean Underwood hard at work at her “office.” And honestly, I can’t even make fun of her. Somehow, Sara managed to figure out a way to fund her do-nothing lifestyle without having to resort to shacking up with some 80-year-old billionaire sugar daddy, so she gets to travel the world and we get these killer bikini pictures. I’d call that a win-win. Well, for everyone except the billionaires. » view all 13 photos

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Booty Show

Posted on January 22, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

First, it was Miley Cyrus . Then Bella Thorne . Then every Insta-wannabe and hot nobody within a 300 mile radius of LA was trying to do the tongue action thing. But if you want to see how a real pro does it, just check out  Emily Ratajkowski here. This is practically a tongue action masterclass. So I hope all you ladies out there are paying attention. I know I am. Yow!

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Amy Jackson Belongs In Lingerie

Posted on January 20, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Meet Amy Jackson . I’m pretty sure I’ve done a post on this brunette bikini babe before, but the problem with hotties with generic names like this is that, unless they’re a huge star, it’s practically impossible to do any kind of research on them. Especially when your attention span only last 30-45 seconds, max. Luckily, I’m pretty sure you guys don’t care about pesky details like where Amy’s from, or what her hopes and dreams are, as long as there’s bikini pictures to drool over. So enjoy. » view all 16 photos

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Kelly Brook’s Got The Chunky Fit Look

Posted on January 19, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s been a long time since I’ve done a post on  Kelly Brook , but she’s one of the OG busty British nobodies, so she’ll always have a special place in my heart pants region. But I’m having a little trouble figuring out why she’s hosting a fitness show when she’s looking more chunky than fit these days. But hey, if it helps get Kelly back in shape, I guess I’m all for it. Maybe they can start with jumping jacks? That’d be a great first episode. A post shared by Kelly Brook (@iamkb) on Jan 1, 2018 at 6:57am PST

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Nina Dobrev Is Now Officially A Social Media Model

Posted on January 18, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if that Vampire Diaries show is still on the air, and I’m way too lazy to bother looking it up, but it sure looks like  Nina Dobrev ‘s preparing for a lucrative second career as an Instagram model. And I’m here for it. Nina’s spent the last few weeks jumping around in bikinis in tropical locations , and if you ask me, it’s some of the best work she’s done in years. Bravo.

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