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Hailee Steinfeld Is A Hot New Breed Of Generic Crap Music

If you value your eardrums, I don’t recommend actually listening to this latest single “Capital Letters” from wannabe pop star (and wannabe model, and wannabe celeb) Hailee Steinfeld . It’s not bad, exactly. It’s just overproduced, Autotuned and totally generic. It could be anybody singing it. Luckily though, the video’s just as good on mute. Especially the lingerie parts. In fact, I think I need to go watch it again. » view all 11 photos

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Alexis Ren Is Working Her Hot Body In All Angles!

As my regular readers know, I like to call  Alexis Ren here the Hottest Woman on Instagram (TM), and for good reason . Her feed is so hot it’ll overheat your pants region and  your phone. But apparently she’s trying to branch out these days, with her very own YouTube workout videos. And obviously, I’m no exercise expert (I’m a blogger, remember?), but I’m pretty sure this video makes for better forearm and wrist exercise than an abs workout. Either way, enjoy! » view all 11 photos

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Alessandra Ambrosio And Her Super Hot Bod

I’m not sure if  Alessandra Ambrosio is spending all winter in her native Brazil , or if she’s just using that Victoria’s Secret money of hers to hop from beach to beach, and I don’t care. As long as she’s in a bikini and posting on Instagram, Alessandra could be at an indoor pool in St. Paul, Minnesota and still make the place seem like a tropical paradise.

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Instagram Model Gigi Hadid Is Working Hard For Tommy

Here’s a few shots of everyone’s favorite fake supermodel  Gigi Hadid hard at work for Tommy Hilfiger, and I know I make fun of Gigi for only getting these gigs because of her super-rich dad, but honestly, she’s leggy and hot. So I guess it’s possible she could’ve become a model without the helping hand. I know I would’ve tried to help her out if she’d gone the more traditional route, AKA sex tapes and leaked dirty pictures and Insta-wh%ring. But I guess we’ll never know, will we?

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Miley Cyrus’ Sweet Side Boob

I’m pretty sure these were taken at the Grammys, and this is why I love  Miley Cyrus so much. See, she could’ve posted pictures from the red carpet or some fancy after-party or something, but instead she does a backstage side boob photoshoot outside the door to the garbage room. And it’s still just as hot as anyone else’s Grammy pictures. Hell, I bet Miley could’ve taken these inside the garbage room and they still would’ve been a five-alarm pants fire. Enjoy.

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Josephine Skriver And Jasmine Tookes Naked Is More Important Than The Grammys

I know it was the Grammys last night, but I’m gonna be honest with you guys: I didn’t watch a single minute of them, because I had way better things to do with my time. Like creep scroll through Instagram and… yeah, that’s about it. Anyway, basically, what I’m saying is, you’re not going to be seeing any Grammys posts or winners on this site today. Instead, you’ll be seeing something much more important: two supermodel hotties posing naked together. So here’s  Josephine Skriver and Jasmine Tookes . You’re welcome.

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Emily Ratajkowski Nude Tease

I hope you guys are sitting down for this one, and if you’re not, you need to find a chair ASAP. Because I’m pretty sure these latest  Emily Ratajkowski GIFs are hot enough to make you pass out. Also, I don’t recommend calling 911, because last time I just got yelled at that “having a six-alarm pants fire” wasn’t a “real” “emergency” and they weren’t going to send anyone out to help me. Prudes.

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Victoria Justice’s Hotness Is Talented

I know some of you out there probably still don’t understand my obsession with  Victoria Justice , but whatever, she was one of my first loves. And you know what they say, you never forget your first… 50 fake Internet crushes. Anyway, so I’m going to keep doing posts on her to help keep Victoria’s 15 minutes of fame going and hopefully one day she’ll repay me for all my hard work by finally posing topless on Instagram and/or Snapchat. Fingers crossed. A post shared by Victoria Justice (@victoriajustice) on Jan 23, 2018 at 3:04pm PST

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Martha Hunt’s Sexy Lingerie Pictures

I remember the old days back when I was just a Little Tuna, and the Victoria’s Secret catalogue would come in the mail, and it was like Christmas morning every single month. Nowadays though, young perverts can find full photoshoots of VS hotties like Martha Hunt practically every day if they want. I’d call them spoiled, but considering the rest of us get to enjoy these too, yeah, nevermind. » view all 22 photos

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Vanessa Hudgens Is Now A Social Media Star

I’m not sure if  Vanessa Hudgens is technically still considered “famous” or not, since I don’t think she’s done anything worth paying attention to in years. But she’ll always have a special place in my heart pants region, so here’s Vanessa doing her best Snapchat model impression. And if you ask me, I think this could be a solid second career for Vanessa. You don’t need any actual talent or acting ability, all you need is a good body and a phone, and she’s definitely covered in that department. Enjoy.

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