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Ariel Winter Rides A Ball Good!

Good news: looks like  Ariel Winter ‘s New Year’s Resolution to spend more time at the gym (and more time wearing spandex booty shorts) is still going strong. Which means my Resolution to spend more time locked in this Starbucks bathroom and less time wearing pants is still going too. Enjoy that mental picture, everyone!

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Elle Fanning Does Love Magazine

I always have trouble telling the Fanning sisters apart, but I’m pretty sure  Elle Fanning is the one that gave up on acting in order to become a professional “model.” And so far, so good. Looks like she even made the cover of LOVE Magazine ‘s February issue. I don’t really get why they dressed her up as a Christmas tree or got her to pose with an inflatable alien, but whatever. This is definitely a good start. » view all 11 photos

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Kara Del Toro’s Instagram Is Top Notch

In case you needed any more evidence that the modeling business is totally f&%ed up, here’s Exhibit A: fake supermodel Bella Hadid has almost 17 million Instagram followers, while actual supermodel Kara Del Toro only has like 600,000 . It just doesn’t make any sense. Anyway, on the bright side though, maybe that means I actually have a chance at landing a date with Kara. …Stop laughing. That wasn’t supposed to be a joke. » view all 12 photos

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Chloe Grace Moretz Is Now A Model

I guess  Chloe Grace Moretz is trying to become a model now. At least, judging from this photoshoot for leather boots she did for Prada. And don’t get me wrong, she’s definitely got enough talent in the leg department to pull this off. But personally, I think I still prefer her work as a paid bikini extra . Sorry, I mean, “actress.” Same difference.

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Elsa Hosk Is Also Amazing!!!

Here’s Victoria’s Secret hottie Elsa Hosk giving herself a wedgie in her latest bikini photoshoot, but for some reason, this lame photographer forgot to get the other angle, AKA the money shot. AKA a picture of Elsa’s booty. And see, this is why I keep saying I should just do all of Victoria’s Secret’s bikini photoshoots from now on. My phone takes great pictures. And I’d never forget to get a shot of a model’s perfect booty. Call me! » view all 11 photos

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AJ And Aly Michalka Make A Great Pair

I haven’t done a post on AJ and Aly Michalka  here in a real long time, but these two used to be one of my favorite pairs of hot sisters back in the day. Now I’m having a little trouble remembering which one is which, and I’m way too lazy to look it up. Also, I guess it doesn’t really matter. I’d take either. Or both. Me and the Little Tuna aren’t picky.

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Bella Thorne Is Lounging Around In Her Panties

You guys know that I love Bella Thorne as much as the next red-blooded celebrity blogger, but I don’t get what the deal is with Bella and these wigs. Who cares about her showing off her fake pink hair or what she’d look like as a platinum blonde ? There’s clearly only one thing Bella should be showing off — her booty. Or her funbags. OK, I guess that’s two things. Or wait, maybe technically, it’s three? I was never very good at math in school.

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Emily Ratajkowski Naked In Bed

I don’t know who the current record-holder for most Instagram followers is, and I’m way too lazy to be bothered to look it up. All I know is, if it’s not  Emily Ratajkowski , I demand a recount. Because out of all the professional Insta-hotties out there, Emily is hands down one of the best of the best. Especially when it comes to getting around their lame “no nudity” policy. What? It’s a real skill, I swear.

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Nina Dobrev Is Hard At Work

Looks like  Nina Dobrev is still on that “work” trip of hers, because here she is hard at work dancing in a sombrero on a yacht and eating hamburgers in her bra. And before any of you out there starting writing me emails saying neither of those things technically count as “work,” let me ask you: would you rather watch Nina do stuff like this for a living, or watch her sit behind a desk writing expense reports? I rest my case. Enjoy.

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JoJo Keeps Trying

According to my sources, I just found out that  JoJo is working on a new album or music venture or something, and that’s a real shame. I always thought she made a way better busty wannabe Instagram hottie than a busty wannabe singer. But don’t take my word for it. See for yourself below. I’m telling you guys, she’s a natural!

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