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Lily Ermak Would Make A Great Super Naughty Mail-Order Bride

In case you guys haven’t noticed, I’ve been going through a real busty Russian phase lately. And here’s my latest find:  Lily Ermak . Now, according to my research, Lily’s already married and has a kid, which means I might have a little more trouble convincing her to marry/divorce me. But considering I only had a 0.0001% chance anyway, I’m not sweating it too much. Enjoy. » view all 12 photos

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Hannah Ferguson Belongs In A Bikini

I don’t know about where you guys live, but winter’s still dragging on over here in my mom’s basement. So I figured I’d do my part to get us all thinking warmer thoughts by posting this massive bikini photoshoot from SI Swimsuit model/total pants fire Hannah Ferguson . And I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling it already. In fact, I think I might even need to take my pants off. You know, to cool down. Get your minds out of the gutter. » view all 51 photos

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Sarah Hyland Does Candies Spring Collection

I guess Ariel Winter hasn’t totally overtaken  Sarah Hyland  as the new most famous Modern Family kid, because Candie’s just had Sarah model their spring collection. And don’t get me wrong, I’ll take any excuse I can get to see a new photoshoot from one of my favorite TV cuties. But still, getting Sarah to model clothes seems like a real waste of her “talent.” It’s pretty obvious she should be doing bikini and/or lingerie shoots instead. I can’t be the only one who sees it, right? » view all 20 photos

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Anne V’s Sexy Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Teaser

If you don’t recognize the name Anne V , that’s because she used to go by Anne Vyalitsyna, until I guess she figured she’d have an easier time becoming a household name if people could pronounce/spell hers without having to look it up. Anyway, it never did happen for her, but if this teaser video she shot for this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is any indication, it’s not too late. Especially if she decides to take me up on my standing offer to become Mrs. Anne Tuna. Call me!

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Super Bowl Cleavage

I’m not trying to make you guys depressed or jealous or anything, but there’s at least two things in this throwback picture of Emily Ratajkowski at last year’s Super Bowl that 99.9% of us will never get to experience: 1) attending a Super Bowl and 2) getting within two feet of Emily’s perfect cleavage. Oh well. Better luck next year, I guess.

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Raiding Instagram Model Casie Dunstan’s Instagram Page

As you guys probably know by now, I have two favorite hobbies: sleeping 18 hours a day and spending the rest of that time trolling Instagram for new hotties for us to drool over. And I think I definitely hit the jackpot with  Casie Dunstan here. Just look at that body! I don’t know how it’s possible she only has something like 9,500+ followers . She must have gotten into the Insta-hottie business late in the game. But let’s see if the Tuna Bump can’t fix that. Because a girl this hot deserves to be seen by a whole lot more than a few thousand people. » view all 12 photos

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Ashley Graham Gets Super Plus-Sized For V Magazine

I know I have to be careful when I do posts on Ashley Graham , because we’re all supposed to pretend she’s a real supermodel and not just super plus-sized. Otherwise I get in trouble. So I’m just going to put up these Polaroids from her latest shoot for V Magazine and let you guys decide for yourselves. Personally, these pictures are currently making my pants region freeze over, but hey, if it’s working for you, go ahead and enjoy. » view all 16 photos Continue reading

Hannah Ferguson’s Sexy Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Teaser

Alright, so I know that Super Bowl last night was pretty freaking epic, so I’m not going to say anything crazy in this post. Like that  Hannah Ferguson ‘s teaser video for the 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is the greatest thing you’re going to see all year, or more exciting than the first overtime game in Super Bowl History. But I will say this: one of these things features a hot supermodel rolling around topless on the beach and the other featured sweaty dudes in shoulder pads rolling around on one another. I’ll let you do the math. » view all 15 photos

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Hailey Clauson’s Sexy Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Teaser

Another day, another great teaser video for t he 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue . This time, it’s one of my favorite busty blondes  Hailey Clauson giving herself a wedgie for the cameras. And I think this might be my favorite one yet. Although I’ll have to go back and watch the others again to be sure. Hey, it’s a tough job, but someone’s got to do it. …OK, fine, not really, but what else am I going to do for the rest of the afternoon? Work? Ha! » view all 14 photos

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Kendall Jenner Gets See Through For Love

I know I was ragging on Love Magazine ‘s annual video advent calendar all December long, but the good news is, it looks like whoever’s responsible for their print issue is much better at their job. Because these pictures of Kendall Jenner for their Spring 2017 issue is already hotter than an entire month’s worth of those lame lingerie videos combined. Enjoy.

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