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Celeste Bright Is An InstaBabe You Should Know

I’ve told you guys about this InstaBabe before, but in case you missed it the last time, consider this your official reminder that Celeste Bright is one of the hottest women on Instagram right now. And don’t worry, as long as she keeps posting crazy-hot bikini pictures like this, that’s something I plan on reminding you guys of on a regular basis. Yow! » view all 23 photos

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Jess Impiazzi Works It

As you guys have probably figured out by now, I’m a sucker for any hot nobody with a workout regime that involves doing squats for the paps. So I’m becoming a big fan of  Jess Impiazzi here after seeing the busty British reality “star” get a few reps in at the park. I just wish more hotties would choose to workout outside like this. If you ask me, gyms are seriously overrated. Well, unless they have those big floor-to-ceiling front windows. Then they’re OK. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Mary Carey Wants You To Know Bush Is Out

So according to my sources, porn star/former wannabe politician  Mary Carey is “following the presidential race” with a series of themed lingerie photoshoots. Because, sure, why not? Anyway, I guess these latest pictures are for Jeb! Bush dropping out of the race, which is pretty stupid. But hey, at least it’s better than reading another story about Donald Trump. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Alessandra Ambrosio Topless For Some Campaign

According to my sources, Alessandra Ambrosio is supposed to be modeling footwear in this latest photoshoot of hers, but to be honest, I didn’t even notice she was wearing shoes the first, second or third time I looked at these pictures. So maybe you’d say this isn’t the most successful ad campaign, but I don’t know, it’s definitely working for me and the Little Tuna. Yow! Continue reading

Instagram Model Kendall Jenner’s Booty

I know a lot of people are probably going to knock these pictures of Kendall Jenner at Burger King and say that no real model would ever be caught dead eating fast food. But first off, Kendall’s not a real model. Second, she’s giving us a nice look at her booty in a pair of tight jeans waiting in line, and third, I think she could stand to put some more meat on her bones anyway, so no harm, no foul. Also, considering I eat leftover pizza and/or burritos 5 days a week, I don’t think I’m really the guy to be lecturing anyone on making healthy choices anyway. » view all 20 photos Photos: WENN.com ,  PacificCoastNews

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Dove Cameron Is A Super Cutie And Legal!

I post a lot of up-and-coming hot nobodies on this site, so I don’t blame you if you forgot who  Dove Cameron is. I know I did. But turns out, the super-cute blonde is a Disney channel star and hang on, don’t try to flush your computer just yet — she’s also 20. Which means the only trouble you could get into with these pictures of Dove looking nice and leggy at the Make-Up Artists and Hair Stylists Guild Awards would be if you’re not supposed to take your pants off at work. Hmm, on second thought, maybe you should be extra careful… » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Mariah Carey’s Old Lady Cleavage

So according to my sources,  Mariah Carey threw herself a big party to celebrate the fact that she successfully completed another run of her Vegas shows . And normally, now’s the part when I’d make fun of Mariah or call her washed-up or something, but instead, I got distracted by that meaty cleavage of hers. And you know, I’m thinking maybe I should get in on the celebration here and throw my own party for successfully completing another post. It’ll be located in my pants, and Mariah and her giant funbags are invited. Call me! » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Charli XCX In Some See Through Action

After that great R-rated tongue action we got from Charli XCX last week, I figured we should check back in with the busty British pop star to see what else she’s been up to. And here you go: she showed up to a pair of London Fashion Week events with some nice see-through action. And if Charli can keep this recent hot streak of hers up, she’s going to rocket straight to the top of my pop star hottie charts. …Which is totally arbitrary and meaningless, just like the real pop charts, but shh, nobody tell her that. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Hayden Panettiere Smokes It For A Carl’s Jr. Commercial

According to my sources, Hayden Panettiere is heading to film one of those sexy   Carl’s Jr. commercials in these shots. Which means this leg show is just a taste of what’s to come, because a couple weeks from now, we’ll get to watch my favorite little person sloppily eat a burger in Daisy Dukes. I bet it’ll look so big in those tiny hands of hers too. Mmm… » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Instagram Model Joy Corrigan Is One Hot Piece

According to my sources, Joy Corrigan here is yet another famous Instagram star. The only difference between her and the rest is, I can actually see the appeal for once. (I’ll give you a hint, it rhymes with “killer dunbags”…). Anyway, here she is in a real lingerie photoshoot, and I have to say, I think Joy could really be a big star in the modeling world. After all, she’s got everything a girl needs: a smoking hot body and… uh… Yeah, that’s about it. Check, and check. Enjoy. Continue reading