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Taylor Swift And Selena Gomez Make A Good Pair

Two of my favorite pop star hotties Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez showed up to the Vanity Fair Oscar Party last night, and even though these two weren’t officially nominated for anything, who cares? I’m sure they’ll get their’s eventually, just like Leo finally did. Especially if they agree to film that sex tape I keep bugging them about. Anyone can fight a bear. But pretending to enjoy hooking up with a blogger? Now that would be some serious acting. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Kate Upton And Emily Ratajkowski’s Boob Show

I know I tend to knock awards shows for being boring, overlong celebrity circle jerks, but listen, one of the great things about the Oscars is that it’s so big and important, it brings out just about every hottie in Hollywood. Because even if they don’t get invited to the main event, there’s all the after-parties and pre-parties and viewing parties. And then we get shots like this of  Kate Upton and Emily Ratajkowski at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party looking smoking hot, and 100% Oscar-worthy. And yes, I know these two aren’t real actresses, but I decided to re-name the Little Tuna “Oscar” just in case some gullible hottie falls for it… Somebody tell Kate and Emily they can pick up their honorary Oscars in my mom’s basement. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Meet Model Devon Windsor

OK, enough Oscar talk. It’s time to forget about all that frivolous Hollywood self-congratulating BS for another year and get back to what’s really important: hot nobodies in bikinis. So here’s  Devon Windsor at the beach in Miami, and if you ask me, the Victoria’s Secret hottie put on one hell of a show for the paps. Bravo! Here’s hoping she follows it up with an encore… Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Stella Maxwell Attempts The Jessica Alba Bikini Booty Pose

I like to think of myself as pretty influential as far as bloggers go… (Don’t laugh, that’s not supposed to be a joke.) And after years of talking up the patented Jessica Alba bikini booty pose as the #1 greatest beach pose of all-time, I’m glad to see Victoria’s Secret finally getting it, and having models like  Stella Maxwell here attempt it in their bikini photoshoots. Stella’s form isn’t 100%, but I’m sure with more practice, she’ll get it eventually. And I look forward to seeing her try. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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African Kids See Drone For The First Time

I had the same reaction when I first saw a naked lady!

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Olivia Wilde Is White Hot

I’m 99% sure that Olivia Wilde is wearing something underneath this lace dress of hers at the unite4:humanity charity event in Beverly Hills, but that’s not going to stop me from ruining what’s left of my eyesight checking out this white-hot MILF with my nose pressed up against my screen, just in case. See, I’m very dedicated to my job. Stop laughing. That wasn’t supposed to be a joke. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Miranda Kerr Is Working “Hard” On Her Fitness

In case you’ve ever wondered how supermodels like Miranda Kerr keep up their killer bodies, yeah, it’s definitely not from “jogging” on the beach for the paps, no matter how much my sources want to tell me this is a look at one of Miranda’s “workout sessions” with her personal trainer. It is, however, an awesome photo-op, especially thanks to the case of nippleitis Miranda seems to have come down with. So nevermind, I guess these pictures are a great workout after all. Well, for me and the Little Tuna, at least. Enjoy. » view all 14 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Alesha Dixon Does The Brit Awards Good

I don’t know much about the British music scene, unless it involves Rita Ora’s booty shows or Charli XCX’s tongue action , but I’m pretty sure that  Alesha Dixon here is a British pop star. And either way, she was looking super hot at the Brit Awards last night, and I don’t need to know a single one of her songs to know I’m a big fan of the serious skin she was showing on the red carpet. Encore! Encore! » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Hunter King Is A Hottie Who Needs More Attention

According to my sources, Hunter King is at the 40th anniversary celebration for Soap Opera Digest in these pictures, and I was going to ask what a hottie like Hunter was doing at a party for a soap opera mag, considering she’s not 80 or a shut-in (at least, as far as I know). But it turns out the busty blonde is on The Young and the Restless , which I guess explains it. It also explains why she hasn’t responded to my pitch for my new sex tape TV show The Hottie and the Tuna yet. I guess she’s just been too busy. Yeah, that’s gotta be it. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Instagram Model Kendal Jenner Is A Terrible Real Model

I think Kendall Jenner should probably just stick to Instagram modeling from now on, because her latest attempt at real modeling for the March issue of W Korea is just really, really bad. I mean, she doesn’t even know how to model a hand-bra properly. Anyway, I’d be happy to help teach her if she really wants to learn, but honestly, I think she’s better off just taking bikini selfies like a normal rich hottie.

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