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Elsa Pataky’s MILF Hotness

Ever since she went and had kids, we don’t see nearly as much of Elsa Pataky as I’d like anymore. And that’s pretty selfish, if you ask me. But luckily, the Spanish MILF took a night off to show up at the Gioseppo 25th anniversary party in Spain. And hopefully she’ll get even more “me time” after this. And by that I mean time with me. It’s the one thing every MILF needs. As far as I’m concerned, at least. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Jayde Nicole’s Cleavage For Charity

There’s few things I love more than seeing a hottie busting out her funbags for a good cause, and these pictures of former Playboy Playmate  Jayde Nicole at the Dream Builders “A Brighter Future For Children” charity gala definitely qualify. Because I don’t know about you guys, but I can’t think of a much better cause than giving the entire Internet a raging pants fire. Oh, and I’m sure the Canadian hottie helped raised money for children or whatever too. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Bella Thorne’s Underboob Photoshoot

I hope Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid are paying attention, because Bella Thorne just put on a clinic on how to graduate from  Instagram model to real model. Forgot calling the paparazzi to watch you go get coffee or hit the club, there’s only one way to be taken seriously as a model: by doing hot photoshoots. And this underboob/booty combo from Bella has got to be one of the hottest things I’ve seen all year. I told you guys she was talented. Enjoy. » view all 16 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Hilary Duff’s Juicy Booty In Jeans

Hilary Duff  may be pulling a Vanessa Hudgens here by hiding her face from the cameras during her recent shopping trip in LA, but not to worry, because the paps still managed to get the real story here: how good Hilary’s MILF booty looks in those tight jeans. I just have one question: who gets the Pulitzer? Them for taking the pictures, or me for reporting it? Or do we share? » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Borat’s Deleted Porno Scene

I don’t know why Sacha Baron Cohen deleted this scene from Borat, but I would have loved to have seen it.

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Dakota Fanning Looks Like A Crazy Person In V Magazine

I’m all for Dakota Fanning doing more modeling and fewer movies — I’ve been calling for her to start living up to her hottie potential for a while now. But this shot of her looking like a psycho Cirque de Soleil reject for V Magazine isn’t exactly what I had in mind… I meant bikinis and lingerie shoots, not whatever the hell we’re calling this.

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Alyssa Miller Will Cause Pant Fires!

Just a heads up, you’re probably going to want to make sure you’ve got some water or a fire extinguisher nearby before you check out this latest set of bikini pictures from Alyssa Miller . Because trust me, they’re so hot, it’s not going to take long before you start burning up. And I don’t want to get anybody fired for suggesting you take your pants off at work. It’s probably a lot easier to just pretend you dumped an entire bottle of water on your lap by accident. » view all 24 photos Continue reading

Lea Michele Is Not Very Pretty!

I know at least some of you dudes out there like this  Lea Michele chick. I mean, there’s gotta be a reason she’s still sort of famous right? But I’m sorry, I just don’t get it. She’s got an OK body, but she’s just not that pretty. Anyway, here she is stuffed into a tight dress to get interviewed on  Extra , and if you are a fan, make sure to enjoy these, because I’m pretty sure Lea’s 15 minutes are close to up. Photos: WENN.com

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Alexandra Daddario Is No C. J. Parker

I already let you guys know how I feel about the new and “improved” Baywatch suit (ICYMI: I’m not a fan), but now I’m convinced they’re just trolling us. Because here’s hottie  Alexandra Daddario on the beach filming scenes for the new movie, and look, I know she’s no Pam Anderson , but this is just a total waste of Alexandra’s  funbags  ahem, “talents.” I mean, if these filmmakers really wanted to give  Baywatch fans what they want, they’d just put Alexandra in that classic red bathing suit, get her running in slow-motion, and loop that footage for 90+ minutes. I guarantee it’d do better than whatever crap they’re filming right now. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Mary Carey Works Polls Good

In case you haven’t already realized from the non-stop media coverage today, it’s Super Tuesday. And to celebrate the opening of the polls, porn star-turned-political “commenter” Mary Carey hit the pole for a new photoshoot. And I have to say, I usually try to stay away from politics, but I think I’d follow them a lot more closely if CNN was 24 hours of stuff like this. So take a break from stocking your bomb shelter in case of a Trump win and enjoy. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com

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