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Chloe Grace Moretz Needs Me As Her Stylist!

Posted on January 20, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m still waiting for Chloe Grace Moretz to take me up on my generous offer to help teach her how to dress, and until she does, I guess we’re just going have to make do with half-assed leg shows like this. And who knows, maybe Chloe just doesn’t have enough money to buy a whole new wardrobe at the moment. So here’s a helpful tip for any hotties on a budget: turn all your pants into booty shorts and cut funbag-sized holes in your shirts. That one’s on the house, Chloe. Photos: WENN.com

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Meet Hottie Jadyn Douglas

Posted on January 17, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

As you guys know, I’m always on the lookout for new hotties to obsess over, and I think I might’ve found one at the NBCUniversal Winter TCA Press Tour. According to my sources,  Jadyn Douglas here is a Puerto Rican singer/actress and she’s going to be on some new show called Telenova . But forget about that, the only part I actually care about is how good Jadyn looks stuffed into that tight dress of hers. With a little luck and some career advice (aka sex tape advice) from yours truly, I think she could be a big star someday. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Dakota Fanning Does Shoes Good

Posted on January 17, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I can never remember which Fanning sister is trouble and which one isn’t, but I just double-checked and Dakota Fanning here is 21. Which means the only way you’re getting in trouble for looking at this photoshoot she did for some Italian shoe company is if you’re supposed to be working right now, not making out with your computer screen. Luckily I work for myself, so I don’t have that problem.

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Instagram Model Charlotte McKinney Busts Out Big Time

Posted on January 17, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

I keep waiting for Kate Upton to step up and reclaim her title as the #1 busty blonde hottie, but the more red carpets she shows up to covered-up from head to toe and the more bikini photoshoots  Charlotte McKinney does, the harder it gets to make that argument. Speaking of which, it also gets a lot harder to keep my pants on, but I’ve got to be extra careful, because this Starbucks I’m at has a strict “no pants, no service and we’re calling the cops” policy. Prudes. Continue reading →

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I Hope Sara Jean Underwood’s Booty Stays Single Forever!

Posted on January 16, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

At this rate, I hope Sara Jean Underwood stays single forever, because the Instagram hotness she’s been giving us trying to attract a rich new boyfriend has been off the charts! I mean, just look at this latest booty shot she posted. I could die a very happy Tuna getting to wake up to a view like this every morning.

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Camila Morrone Because She Is A Babe

Posted on January 16, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Considering all the posts I’ve done on Camila Morrone , you’d think I’d know a little more about the gorgeous bikini model by now. Like where she’s from, or what she does for fun, or her thoughts on dating bloggers. But then I get another new smoking hot photoshoot from her and have a tough time concentrating on anything else. Hell, you’re lucky I even managed to put up this post. So enjoy. » view all 13 photos

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Olivia Knox In Sexy Lingerie By Elsa Jabre

Posted on January 13, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

In case any of you out there still don’t get why I make fun of fake, so-called “models” like the Hadid sisters , just check out this latest photoshoot from Montreal model/singer  Olivia Knox and photographer Elsa Jabre . See, not only is Olivia here smoking hot, which already puts her one up on those wannabes, but the pictures focus on what’s actually important: making the model look good, not dressing her up in whatever weird props were lying around the studio. Which makes the photographer look good too. More please. Photography: Elsa Jabre Continue reading →

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Kendall Jenner Does Vogue Brazil

Posted on January 13, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t understand Portuguese, so maybe something got lost in translation here, but I don’t really get this photoshoot that Kendall Jenner did for the latest issue of Vogue Brazil . And no, it’s not the goofy glasses that are tripping me up, or the crown or even the bunny mask. It’s the fact that Kendall’s covered up in so much clothing. Weird, right? Not to mention, a total waste of her talent, if you ask me. » view all 12 photos

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Julianne Hough Needs To Spice It Up

Posted on January 11, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

I’m not gonna lie, I was pretty psyched when I heard that  Julianne Hough showed up to the People’s Choice Awards last night, because it’s been a long time since we’ve gotten any new hotness from my former favorite gym bunny. But as you can see, unfortunately, Julianne was covering up her best quality. No, I’m not talking about her “sparkling personality.” I mean her legs. I guess short shorts aren’t considered acceptable red carpet fashion yet, but they should be. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Alison Brie Has Talent

Posted on January 11, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So according to my sources, it was the People’s Choice Awards last night, which normally, I wouldn’t care about, but on the plus side, it does mean a whole lot of hotties showed up for the red carpet. Including Alison Brie here, who should be a much bigger star than she is. She’s certainly got the talent — and by talent, I mean funbags. I blame her agents. For some reason, they’ve got her too busy doing movies and TV, when she should really just be hitting the beach in a bikini instead. She’d be a household name in no time. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com

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