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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Does Love Magazine’s Day 11 Boring Soft Porn Video

Apparently it’s Alessandra Ambrosio ‘s turn to do one of these boring LOVE Magazine advent shoots now, and don’t worry, I’ve got the video for you below. Although if you ask me, it’s sort of a waste of this MILF’s talents. I mean, if she’s willing to do softcore porn like this, why not just go all in and film that sex tape I’ve been bugging her about for years? It would’ve been the best Christmas gift she ever could’ve given us.

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Zendaya’s Hotness At The 2nd Annual Diamond Ball

Looks like Zendaya ‘s been working hard on her red carpet look. I think this is the first time I haven’t seen the Disney star making some kind of dumb face . Instead, she’s looking pretty hot at the 2nd annual Diamond Ball event. So now we just need her to work on learning how to dress, because if she wants a regular spot on this site, she needs to show way more skin than this. But hey, it’s a good start at least. Photos: WENN.com

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Cally Jane Beech’s Sexy Leg Show

Just when I think I’ve run out of hot British nobodies to drool over, I always seem to find a new reality “star” to obsess about. At this rate, I’m pretty sure that British TV is made up of 90% reality shows. But here’s my latest discovery  Cally Jane Beech at the London premiere of Daddy’s Home . According to my sources, she’s on some show called Love Island . S0 now I know where to take my next vacation: wherever they film that stupid show. Yow! » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Vogue Williams’ Is A Leggy Blond You Should Know

As you guys probably know, I’m kind of a sucker when it comes to cute pooches. And same goes for leggy blondes. So I was pretty excited when I saw these pictures of Vogue Williams at the Guide Dogs Annual Awards. This is the first I’ve ever heard of the award show, but I’m already hoping they invite me next year. I’d love to play with these cute puppies. And just to be clear, yeah, I’m talking about Vogue. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Jenna Dewan Tatum Does The Hateful Eight

Damn. We don’t get many pictures of  Jenna Dewan-Tatum these days, but after this outfit she wore to the Hateful Eight premiere, I’m hoping that changes. Because Jenna here has a ton of MILF potential. It’s not her fault she got knocked up by a male stripper. But luckily, I’m available for the holidays if Jenna needs a more parent-appropriate date. I think this might be one of the few times dating a blogger might actually be considered an upgrade. Call me! I even learned how to use cutlery, just in case. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Instagram Model Niykee Heaton Is Trying To Be A Singer

I always try to support hotties with unrealistic goals, since I figure it helps me with my own: dating one of them someday. So meet Instagram model/singer  Niykee Heaton . Now sure, she’s just another pretty face who can barely sing, but that’s never stopped a pop star before. And besides, she’s clearly extremely talented. In the chest region, at least. So I’d love to sign her to my record label, Tuna Records, something I just made up right now. But hey, if Niykee can pretend she’s a singer, how come I can’t call myself a record producer? Photos: WENN.com

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Christina Aguilera Is Busting Out Some MILF Curves

Most of the time when people call a celebrity curvy, it’s not exactly a compliment. It’s basically the nice way of calling them fat. But in  Christina Aguilera ‘s case, I’m actually digging her curves here. I mean, sure, it looks like she’s put on a few pounds, but luckily at least a few of them went where it counts: straight to her chest region. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Meet Hottie Binky Felstead

I still don’t know if I believe that Binky Felstead is this hottie’s real name. It sounds totally made-up, if you ask me, although I guess maybe that’s just a British thing. And speaking of British things, here’s Binky following in the proud tradition of her fellow busty English nobodies by posing in lingerie for a super-hot photoshoot in FHM . And after further consideration, she’s so smoking hot, I’m willing to call her whatever she wants. Continue reading

Christie Brinkley Vs. Wind

Every once in a while, New York gets a serious hottie to light up the Empire State Building for a good cause, and here’s ageless beauty  Christie Brinkley taking her turn for something called Give a Smile, Get a Smile. Although after checking out these pictures, I’m pretty sure they should’ve called it Give a Pants Fire, Get a Pants Fire instead. Because damn! » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Paris Berelc and Amber Montana Are Big Trouble

I don’t know much about Amber Montana and I’m too scared of the NSA to look her up, but I can tell you that  Paris Berelc (the one on the left) is 100% trouble. So unless your fantasy involves getting 10 years with good behavior, I’d move it along and save your imagination for another day, perverts. » view all 14 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading