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Paris Hilton Is Modelling Again

I guess Paris Hilton was getting tired of all these wannabe porn stars and “professional models” getting all the attention these days. Because here’s the OG hot nobody doing her very own photoshoot for the latest issue of Paper . And I have to give credit where credit’s due, Paris definitely looks more like a legit model than Bella Hadid or Kylie Jenner . OK, fine, I know that’s not saying much, but I’m not used to giving Paris complaints. It might take me a while to get the hang of it. Continue reading

Miley Cyrus Tonguing Bill Murray

I think this might be the most covered-up we’ve seen Miley Cyrus in weeks, and I blame the whole Christmas special thing for the fact that Miley isn’t breaking out any see-through shirts  or sex toys here. Oh well, at least she’s still giving the cameras some of her patented tongue action. I’m glad to see she’s still got some bad good habits left. Enjoy. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Extra Big Mouth

I’m not sure what  Alessandra Ambrosio went on Extra to promote here (and I’m way too lazy to look it up). But as far as I know, she doesn’t have any new projects coming up, unless we’re talking more bikini photoshoots. Still, I’ll take any excuse to get more pictures of my all-time favorite MILF, especially when she’s looking this good and leggy. So here’s hoping Alessandra sticks around all week as a guest host or guest hottie, or whatever they want to call her. …I know, I don’t get why no one’s made me a TV producer yet either. Clearly I’m a natural. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Katie Price Is A Very Old Schoolgirl

Don’t get me wrong, I love Katie Price as much as the next cleavage-obsessed blogger. She’s one of my original busty British crushes. But I don’t know if she can pull off the sexy schoolgirl look anymore now that she’s in her late 30s. Sexy teacher maybe. Luckily though, that cleavage of hers pairs pretty well with anything, and on the plus side, I guess this is still better than her last few outfits . So enjoy. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Miranda Lambert’s Cleavage Show For Cosmo

I’m pretty sure Miranda Lambert is a country music star or something, which probably explains why we don’t see much of her on this site. For some reason, you don’t see many hotties wearing bikinis out on the ranch. But Miranda made the cover of Cosmopolitan this month, and I have to say, I’m pretty impressed. With cleavage like this, I think Miranda could have a solid second career as a bikini model. Or at the very least, a bikini-wearing personal assistant to a very busy celebrity blogger. I’m willing to give it a trial run if she is. Call me!

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Emma Miller Knows How To Dress

Supposedly British hottie  Emma Miller here is also a fashion blogger, in addition to being a model, reality star and walking pants fire, but I’m not sure if I buy that. For one, I didn’t think it was possible for a blogger to look this good, but she also would’ve had to leave her mom’s basement to go to this gala dinner in London, and that’s a major no-no. I’m pretty sure you get your blogger status revoked for that. But for pictures like this, I’d say it was totally worth it. Photos: WENN.com

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Chloe Grace Moretz Is A Little Model

I always knew that Chloe Grace Moretz was a promising, up-and-coming actress (and I’m seriously looking forward to her next movie ), but I didn’t know she was also an aspiring model until I saw this photoshoot. And don’t get me wrong, Chloe’s definitely got the talent to do it, but if she really wants to get serious about this thing, she needs to start working with photographers who understand that she looks better the more skin she shows, not the more clothes she puts on. Luckily, my phone takes great pictures. Continue reading

Nicola Peltz Does Jalouse Magazine Good

I’ve had a major crush on  Nicola Peltz for a while now, but if you’re late to the party on this hot model, I have a feeling this spread she just did for  Jalouse Magazine  ought to do the trick. And if you can’t read French, don’t worry, I’ll translate the rest of the article for you: it says that Nicola’s career goals involve landing a pasty blogger ex-husband and moving into his mom’s basement with him. Just kidding. Who can focus on an article with a body like this around? Frankly, I’m surprised they even bothered to write one in the first place. If you ask me, it’s just a waste of page space that could’ve been filled with more booty shots.

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Selena Gomez Working It For Thanksgiving Day

So this week is apparently the biggest travel week of the year because of Thanksgiving, which means there’s going to be more hotties flying through LAX over the next few days than at any other point in the year. In case you still needed to book a trip somewhere. Anyway, here’s Selena Gomez on her way through the airport, and I’m seriously jealous of whatever lucky bastards are on that plane with her. Although I would’ve been even more jealous if she’d been wearing this . Oh well, there’s always next year. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Instagram Model Kendall Jenner And Her Cougar Sister Kylie At The AMAs

In case you forgot, Kylie Jenner is trying to become a pop star , which is pretty much as big a joke as that porn star Kim trying to become an author. But I guess that’s why her and her big sister Kendall Jenner showed up to the American Music Awards last night. Knowing that family, I’m guessing she was there to pick up a trophy they paid for, like Best New Pop Star or a Lifetime Achievement Award. But since I don’t want to encourage Kylie’s music career, instead let’s focus on her real talent: looking and dressing like a cougar even though she’s only 18. Now that’s actually impressive. » view all 19 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading