Earlier today, Us Weekly released the first photo of Teresa Giudice in prison. It was a shock to see the usually posh Housewife in a military-green jumpsuit, but overall, the response to Teresa’s big house look has been overwhelmingly positive. Even better than the favorable feedback, however, is the huge (and much-needed) payday that the Giudices scored from selling their pics to Us. There were rumors that Teresa had sold the photo for big bucks long before the pic actually made its online debut, and now, Radar Online is reporting that the price tag was slightly lower than expected, but the image still netted a tidy sum for the struggling Giudices. Sources say the pic sold for $75,000, and despite rumors that it was snapped with a smuggled cell phone, it seems the photo was actually okayed by the staff at Danbury Correctional. “It was staged in the prison using a service where inmates can take photos with family each Sunday,” says one insider. “The family desperately needs the money and Teresa had no problem using her family to make a few extra bucks while she’s behind bars. She’s shameless!” We don’t if “shameless” is the word we’d use for a mother in a desperate situation figuring out a way to provide for her family. With Joe Giudice unemployed and broke , and Teresa making 12 cents an hour in the prison laundry room, obviously something had to be done! Watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online to remind yourself of the days when Teresa was living the good life! 13 Teresa Giudice GIFs That Should Worry Her Fellow Inmates 1. Table Flipping Fiend View Photo Teresa Giudice is not gonna take any crap. Her table-flipping reputation will precede her in prison, thanks to The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 1. 2. The F–k Off Me! View Photo Do not put your hands on Teresa Giudice. Step the f–k off. 3. MOTHERF–KER!!! View Photo Teresa Giudice has to be held back in this classic Real Housewives of New Jersey Gif-able moment. 4. Bust You in the Eye With My 9mm View Photo Teresa Giudice and her associates do not mess around. Take heed. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Wahhh, You Threw a Table at Me View Photo Yes, Teresa Giudice threw a table at you, Danielle Staub. Why don’t you go cry about it. 6. Prostitution Whore View Photo Danielle, you had it coming, you dirty prostitution whore hooker harlot sex worker preson. 7. You F–king Stupid … View Photo Teresa Giudice certainly knows how to be blunt when a situation calls for it. 8. A Real Eye-Roller View Photo Teresa and Dina Manzo on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. They’re not impressed by something that appears to be a real eye-roller. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Are We Done? View Photo Teresa Giudice would like to know if you’re done talking. If not, hurry up and get done. 10. The Great Outdoors View Photo That’s about all she’ll be able to do in prison is lie around, so at least her hobbies fit in at Camp Cupcake. 11. Is ‘Bitch’ Better? View Photo Would you prefer that or stronger language? Teresa wants to know. 12. Mwwwwah View Photo Who knows what kind of booty Teresa Giudice has to kiss in prison. You gotta kick it or kiss it, if you know what we mean. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Anybody Home?! View Photo Not here, anyway. Teresa didn’t show a lot in the way of brains in recent years, hence her trip to the slammer. The End. Up Next: ” 13 Teresa Giudice GIFs That Should Worry Her Fellow Inmates .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Earlier today, Us Weekly released the first photo of Teresa Giudice in prison. It was a shock to see the usually posh Housewife in a military-green jumpsuit, but overall, the response to Teresa’s big house look has been overwhelmingly positive. Even better than the favorable feedback, however, is the huge (and much-needed) payday that the Giudices scored from selling their pics to Us. There were rumors that Teresa had sold the photo for big bucks long before the pic actually made its online debut, and now, Radar Online is reporting that the price tag was slightly lower than expected, but the image still netted a tidy sum for the struggling Giudices. Sources say the pic sold for $75,000, and despite rumors that it was snapped with a smuggled cell phone, it seems the photo was actually okayed by the staff at Danbury Correctional. “It was staged in the prison using a service where inmates can take photos with family each Sunday,” says one insider. “The family desperately needs the money and Teresa had no problem using her family to make a few extra bucks while she’s behind bars. She’s shameless!” We don’t if “shameless” is the word we’d use for a mother in a desperate situation figuring out a way to provide for her family. With Joe Giudice unemployed and broke , and Teresa making 12 cents an hour in the prison laundry room, obviously something had to be done! Watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online to remind yourself of the days when Teresa was living the good life! 13 Teresa Giudice GIFs That Should Worry Her Fellow Inmates 1. Table Flipping Fiend View Photo Teresa Giudice is not gonna take any crap. Her table-flipping reputation will precede her in prison, thanks to The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 1. 2. The F–k Off Me! View Photo Do not put your hands on Teresa Giudice. Step the f–k off. 3. MOTHERF–KER!!! View Photo Teresa Giudice has to be held back in this classic Real Housewives of New Jersey Gif-able moment. 4. Bust You in the Eye With My 9mm View Photo Teresa Giudice and her associates do not mess around. Take heed. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Wahhh, You Threw a Table at Me View Photo Yes, Teresa Giudice threw a table at you, Danielle Staub. Why don’t you go cry about it. 6. Prostitution Whore View Photo Danielle, you had it coming, you dirty prostitution whore hooker harlot sex worker preson. 7. You F–king Stupid … View Photo Teresa Giudice certainly knows how to be blunt when a situation calls for it. 8. A Real Eye-Roller View Photo Teresa and Dina Manzo on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. They’re not impressed by something that appears to be a real eye-roller. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Are We Done? View Photo Teresa Giudice would like to know if you’re done talking. If not, hurry up and get done. 10. The Great Outdoors View Photo That’s about all she’ll be able to do in prison is lie around, so at least her hobbies fit in at Camp Cupcake. 11. Is ‘Bitch’ Better? View Photo Would you prefer that or stronger language? Teresa wants to know. 12. Mwwwwah View Photo Who knows what kind of booty Teresa Giudice has to kiss in prison. You gotta kick it or kiss it, if you know what we mean. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Anybody Home?! View Photo Not here, anyway. Teresa didn’t show a lot in the way of brains in recent years, hence her trip to the slammer. The End. Up Next: ” 13 Teresa Giudice GIFs That Should Worry Her Fellow Inmates .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
The Bachelorette is going bi-coastal here in Season 11, but only one of the two leading ladies will be making the trip to the Big Apple, according to reports. WARNING: To find out which of the two co-stars, Kaitlyn Bristowe and Britt Nilsson, wins the guys’ vote, follow this link for The Bachelorette spoilers . Then get the latest scoop on the upcoming season by scrolling down … Ever since Chris Harrison announced that Britt Nilsson and Kaitlyn Bristowe would both be the next Bachelorette, Bachelor Nation has been up in arms. That format twist is temporary, however, and after getting input from the men cast by ABC, only one of the two will win the vote and star on Season 11 . By all accounts, that woman is Kaitlyn Bristowe. Britt Nilsson is said to have a “role” on the TV dating competition beyond opening night, but it’s unclear what that is. In any case, it’s Kaitlyn’s season. Traveling from The Bachelorette’s home base of L.A. to New York City’s West Side, Bristowe was accompanied by eight men, who took part in a group date. In typical, extremely awkward fashion, producers had the suitors compete in a good, old-fashioned, epic and utterly cringe-worthy rap battle. On stage. In public. With cameras rolling. No word if any of them incorporated rumors of Kaitlyn Bristowe dating a secret boyfriend back home into their lyrics. Now that would win for originality. One thing we know is that there were celebrity guests galore from the franchise. Ashley Iaconetti took in the hip hop action, as did Sharleen Joynt. Also in attendance? Nick Viall , the runner-up on Andi Dorfman’s season of The Bachelorette . It’s entirely unclear why, but we can look forward to that. Are you excited to see Kaitlyn as The Bachelorette (with an assist from Britt, at least at the onset)? Hit the comments and scroll through the pics below! Kaitlyn Bristowe: The Bachelorette 2015! 1. Hot Kaitlyn Bristowe Photo View Photo Kaitlyn Bristowe will be The Bachelorette for 2015, and it’s not hard to see why she got so far on Chris Soules’ season, or picked for the starring role. 2. Kaitlyn View Photo Kaitlyn Bristowe will be The Bachelorette for the show’s 11th season, premiering in the summer of 2015. She certainly looks, and acts, the part. 3. Kaitlyn Bristowe Drinking View Photo Expect a lot of this on The Bachelorette. We hope. If the producers know at all what they’re doing. 4. Kaitlyn The Bachelorette View Photo Kaitlyn Bristowe will be The Bachelorette for the show’s 11th season. Come summer 2015, she will hand out the roses. And be hot. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Kaitlyn Bristowe Selfie View Photo Kaitlyn Bristowe posts a selfie with an interesting filter and facial expression. 6. Bristowe, Kaitlyn View Photo Kaitlyn Bristowe will be The Bachelorette for the Summer 2015 season. She sure is a good choice for it, don’t you agree? 7. Kaitlyn Bristowe Image View Photo Kaitlyn Bristowe will be The Bachelorette for the show’s 11th season, beginning in May 2015. Chris Soules let this one get away! 8. Kaitlyn Bristowe Eyes View Photo Kaitlyn Bristowe will be The Bachelorette for the show’s 2015 season. She has amazing eyes. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Kaitlyn on The Bachelor View Photo Kaitlyn Bristowe will be The Bachelorette for the show’s 11th season. Here she is competing for Chris Soules’ heart on The Bachelor. 10. Kaitlyn Bristowe’s Eyes View Photo Kaitlyn Bristowe’s eyes are a sight to behold. The Bachelorette star knows how to entice fans. 11. Kaitlyn Selfie View Photo Kaitlyn Bristowe will be The Bachelorette for 2015. Here’s yet another cute photo of her. 12. The Buried Life View Photo Before Kaitlyn Bristowe met Chris Soules on The Bachelor, she was on a show called The Buried Life. For reals. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Kaitlyn Bristowe on The Bachelor View Photo Kaitlyn Bristowe on The Bachelor, meeting Chris Soules for the first time. She made it all the way to his final three. 14. Kaitlyn Bristowe Picture View Photo Kaitlyn Bristowe on The Bachelor 2015. She will soon be The Bachelorette! 15. Kaitlyn Bristowe and Chris Soules View Photo Kaitlyn Bristowe on The Bachelor, with Chris Soules on one of their exotic dates. 16. Kaitlyn and Chris Soules View Photo Kaitlyn Bristowe and Chris Soules meet on The Bachelor. His loss is The Bachelorette viewers’ (and contestants’) gain! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. You’ve Got a Sparkle! View Photo Kaitlyn Bristowe and Chris Soules meet on The Bachelor. No YOU’VE got a sparkle, Kait … 18. Kaitlyn and Chris Get LOW View Photo Kaitlyn Bristowe on The Bachelor, with Chris Soules after meeting him for the first time. Clearly they hit it off well. 19. Kaitlyn Bristowe Photo View Photo Kaitlyn Bristowe is a contender on The Bachelor. Will she win Chris Soules’ heart? 20. Kaitlyn Bristowe on The Bachelor Pic View Photo Kaitlyn Bristowe on The Bachelor, making one of her facial expressions and quotes that has fans so in love with her. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Kaitlyn on The Bachelor 2015 View Photo Kaitlyn Bristowe on The Bachelor, making one of her hilarious facial expressions. The End. Up Next: ” Kaitlyn Bristowe: The Bachelorette 2015! .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Earlier this month, Scott Disick briefly attended rehab. Anyone who chooses to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online can understand why: the dude is very often out of control. But Disick allegedly left rehab after a very short stint, and now Life & Style claims his substance abuse problems run far deeper than alcohol. Scott Disick is ADDICTED TO COCAINE. According to the latest issue of this unreliable supermarket tabloid, that is. Moreover, the cover story says Disick and Kourtney Kardashian have split and will soon enter into a “$50 million court battle” over her fortune. The “kids are caught in the middle.” There was an “overdose” and a big “fight” and even an instance of “cheating.” In short, things between Disick and Kardashian aren’t very good at the moment, which is the only piece of this story we actually believe. There have been Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian breakup rumors running rampant around the Internet for years. The couple has three kids together, but they also have their fair shares of problems. Or Scott does, at least. Kourtney can do better. We all know this. 68 Krazy Kardashian Tabloid Kover Klaims 1. Kendall and Scott Disick?!? View Photo Wait… what?!? According to this issue of Star Magazine, Kendall Jenner has been sleeping with Scott Disick. Do you believe it? 2. OJ as Khloe Kardashian’s Father? View Photo Bombshell alert! OJ Simpson may be Khloe Kardashian’s father. Do you believe this rumor? 3. Kim Kardashian Butt Problems View Photo Oh no! Kim Kardashian’s butt won’t stop growing! What will the reality star do? 4. Kim Kardashian: Under Kanye’s Control! View Photo Kim Kardashian is apparently being controlled by a madman named Kanye West. Tough break for the reality star. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Kardashians Split! View Photo Is it all over for Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick? Yes, based on this cover story. 6. Bruce Jenner Tell-All? View Photo Is Bruce Jenner going to write a tell-all? We doubt it, but you never know. 7. Kris Jenner and Ben Flajnik Cover View Photo Kris Jenner has been hooking up with Ben Flajnik. This cover story confirms it, clearly. 8. Kourtney Kardashian Wedding Story View Photo Is a wedding finally on the way for Kourtney Kardashian? This magazine claims she will tie the knot with Scott Disick. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Kim Kardashian is a Cheater! View Photo Kim Kardashian is a weight loss cheater! And she’s apparently been caught by Life & Style. 10. Kim-Kanye Wedding Cover View Photo The Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding is on hold, people! Will they ever make it down the aisle? 11. Khloe Kardashian: In Tears! View Photo Khloe Kardashian has one question when it comes to her sister’s engagement: Where is MY happy ending?!? 12. Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner Cover View Photo Are Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner teenage trainwrecks? Yes, according to Star. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Bruce Jenner to Destroy Kris Jenner? View Photo Bruce Jenner is out to destroy Kris Jenner. Will he succeed? 14. Kim Kardashian Bikini Body: The Return! View Photo It’s back! Kim Kardashian has regained her bikini body! We knew she could do it! 15. Kim Kardashian on Life & Style Cover View Photo Kourtney Kardashian is pissed at Kim Kardashian, according to this tabloid. She wants her sister to “act like a mom.” 16. Kim Kardashian and her New Body View Photo Kim Kardashian has a new body! Hooray for her! Check it out on this tabloid cover. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Exposing the Kardashians View Photo Kris Jenner’s sister cannot remain quiet any longer. She spills the family’s secrets in this issue of In Touch Weekly. 18. Kim Kardashian Dumped Cover View Photo Kim Kardashian has totally been dumped by Kanye West. Too bad. We liked these kids together. 19. Khloe Kardashian Baby Cover View Photo Khloe Kardashian wants to adopt. Who cares about her problems with Lamar Odom?!? 20. Lamar Odom Tell-All Claim View Photo Lamar Odom is totally writing a tell-all… if you believe this tabloid cover for some reason. We somehow do not. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Double Kardashian Divorce? View Photo We know Khloe Kardashian has been going through a lot. But this cover story claims Kris Jenner is also headed for a divorce. 22. Khloe Kardashian Divorce Story View Photo Khloe Kardashian could headed toward a $75 million divorce. Are you buying this cover story? 23. Kim Kardashian Baby Plea View Photo Kim Kardashian apparently wants the world to meet North West. But this tabloid cover claims Kanye is against it. 24. Kim Kardashian: So Tortured! View Photo Kim Kardashian is reportedly tortured by her very own body. That has to be kind of awkward. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Khloe Kardashian Kover Klaim View Photo Khloe Kardashian is facing her worst nightmare. Lamar Odom clearly had unprotected sex with another woman. 26. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Story View Photo No way Kim Kardashian is pregnant again…. right?!? Try telling that to this tabloid cover story! 27. Kim Kardashian Wedding Story View Photo Kim Kardashian wants to marry Kanye West. According to this Us Weekly cover story, at least. 28. Khloe Kardashian Star Cover View Photo Khloe Kardashian is not looking her best in this photo. She is not acting her best, either, apparently. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Kourtney Kardashian: Pregnant Again? View Photo Is Kourtney Kardashian pregnant again?!? Yes, according to this tabloid at least. 30. Khloe Kardashian Tabloid Picture View Photo Khloe Kardashian will raise her baby alone, dammit! Granted, she doesn’t have a baby. But still. 31. Khloe Kardashian In Touch Cover View Photo The marriage between Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom is on the rocks. If you believe this issue of In Touch Weekly. 32. Khloe Kardashian: Done! View Photo Khloe Kardashian is totally done with her marriage. If you are believing this tabloid cover, that is. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Khloe Kardashian Cover View Photo Will Khloe Kardashian be next? This cover story claims she is dead set on becoming a mother. 34. Kim Kardashian Weight Story View Photo Kim Kardashian is obsessed with losing her baby weight. So states this In Touch Weekly story at least. 35. Kim Kardashian: I Just Can’t Do This! View Photo Kim Kardashian says she just can’t do this. At least In Touch Weekly claims she says that. 36. Kanye West Cheating Claim View Photo Kanye West totally cheated on Kim Kardashian. If this cover story is to be believed, that is. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 37. Kim Kardashian Life & Style Drama View Photo There may be drama in the delivery room for Kim Kardashian. Will she get a C section?!? 38. Kim Kardashian on In Touch Weekly View Photo Poor Kim Kardashian. It looks like she’ll be all alone in her delivery room when the big day arrives. 39. Scheming Kim Kardashian? View Photo Kim Kardashian has a plan! She is totally gonna sell baby photos behind Kanye West’s back! 40. Broke Kardashians? View Photo Are the Kardashians really broke?!? Yes, if you somehow believe this tabloid story. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 41. Kanye West: Gay?!? View Photo Oh my God! Kanye West may be gay! No wonder Kim Kardashian is freaking out. 42. Khloe: Hotter Than Kim? View Photo You had your chance, Kim Kardashian! But Khloe is clearly hotter than you now. 43. Keeping Up with the Kardashians Tabloid Cover View Photo Is Keeping Up with the Kardashians coming to an end? Don’t believe this nonsense. It is not. 44. Khloe Kardashian Baby News!!! View Photo Is Khloe Kardashian gonna have a baby with French Montana?!? Yes, if you believe this cover story. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 45. Kim Kardashian Wedding Nightmare View Photo Poor Kim Kardashian. She is apparently going through the “Wedding from Hell.” 46. Beyonce and Jay Z Divorce Cover View Photo Say it isn’t so! Are Beyonce and Jay Z really ended for a divorce?!? 47. Kim Kardashian: Wedding Disaster? View Photo Kim Kardashian was apparently “humiliated” at her own wedding. That’s too bad for the star! 48. The Revenge of Rob Kardashian? View Photo Will the Kardashians soon experience Rob’s revenge? Is he really planning a tell-all? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 49. Kendall Jenner Tabloid Kover View Photo Kendall Jenner says SHE’S the hot one now. Tough break, Kim Kardashian. 50. Pregnant Kardashians!!! View Photo All three Kardashian sister are engaged, according to this cover. Except that, you know, they are not all pregnant. 51. Kimye Divorce! View Photo Well, they had a good run. But Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have supposedly split after 58 days of marriage. 52. Kim Kardashian: Exposed! View Photo Tough break for Kim Kardashian. Her fake marriage has totally been exposed. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 53. Kim Kardashian Fat Feature View Photo Yes, Kim Kardashian is fat. She apparently knows that, based on this tabloid cover. 54. Kim Kardashian: Pregnant, Dumped View Photo This is a shame. Kim Kardashian is pregnant AND she’s evidently been dumped by Kanye West. 55. Kardashian Drama! View Photo Poor Kim Kardashian. She isn’t part of her family any longer, apparently. 56. Kourtney Kardashian: Dumped?!? View Photo Oh no! Kourtney Kardashian has been dumped in the delivery room. If this were true, we’d feel so sorry for her. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 57. Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian: Dumped! View Photo Oh no! Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian have all been dumped by their men according to this tabloid cover. And when do tabloid cover stories ever mislead us?!? 58. Kimye Divorce Battle? View Photo Is a divorce battle really brewing between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West? Yes, if you somehow believe this cover of In Touch Weekly. 59. In Love with Khloe! View Photo This must be embarrassing for Kourtney Kardashian, huh? According to Life & Style, Scott Disick is in love with Khloe Kardashian. 60. Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian Wedding Cover View Photo Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian are having a duel wedding! Not really. But try telling that to this issue of Life & Style. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 61. Khloe Kardashian Life & Style Cover View Photo According to this issue of Life & Style, Khloe Kardashian is pregnant by French Montana. But she’s in love with Lamar Odom. That’s gotta be awkward. 62. Dumped by Kanye! View Photo Kanye West has dumped Kim Kardashian! According to this hilariously false issue of In Touch Weekly, that is. 63. Kourtney Kardashian: Was She DUMPED? View Photo Poor Kourtney Kardashian! She’s been dumped 20 days after giving birth! We’d feel badly for her if this story were true. 64. Kourtney Catches Scott!!! View Photo Kourtney Kardashian has caught Scott Disick in bed with another woman. If you choose to believe this cover story for some odd reason. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 65. Kendall Jenner Pregnant Cover View Photo For the record, Kendall Jenner is not pregnant with Scott Disick’s chid. But why should the truth stop Star Magazine from running this cover? 66. SHOCKING PROPOSAL View Photo WHOA! Scott Disick proposed to Kendall Jenner?!? Of course not. But that didn’t stop Star from printing it. 67. Kardashians Canceled?!? View Photo Has Keeping Up with the Kardashians been canceled? No. But try telling that to this tabloid cover story. 68. Cocaine Addict! View Photo Wait… is Scott Disick addicted to cocaine?!? Yes, according to this Life & Style cover. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Up Next: ” 68 Krazy Kardashian Tabloid Kover Klaims .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
According to a recent Kim Kardashian interview , Kris Jenner knew nothing about the star’s naked Paper pictorial until it hit the Internet. According to the latest issue of Star Magazine, however, Kim Kardashian is a total liar. The cover story screams that Kris has DESTROYED HER FAMILY in a number of ways. For instance, anonymous sources (that we’re certain are totally real!) allege that Kris forced Kim Kardashian to pose naked in paper . Among the other ways Jenner has supposedly torn her famous family into a million little pieces? She often gets wasted with Scott Disick. She pushed Kylie Jenner to go under the knife and get some plastic surgery. She sometimes refers to Khloe Kardashian as “the fat one.” She turned Bruce Jenner into a woman. Wait… what?!? Really, that’s what the cover states. We’re not exactly the biggest Kris Jenner fans in the history of the world, but we somehow doubt she’s done all of these things. We mean, come on. Who would ever want to hang out with Scott Disick?!? 9 Kris Jenner Secrets & Admissions 1. She agreed to Keeping Up with the Kardashians… … as a way to promote her family’s clothing boutiques. She brought the idea to E! with the help of Ryan Seacrest.
According to the latest issue of Life & Style, wedding bells will soon be ringing… … for both Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian! The cover story claims Kris Jenner has struck a television deal for both her daughters to get married at the same time, with Kourtney supposedly exchanging vows with Scott Disick and Khloe with French Montana. Why did Kourtney finally say yes to Scott after eight years of dating? What happened the night Montana proposed to Khloe? The tabloid says it will reveal all to anyone who opens its pages. Via a series of anonymous, totally real sources, we have no doubt. “Kris pitched the idea to Ryan Seacrest and E!,” Life & Style writes of the dual wedding. “Of course they were over the moon with the idea. “This will be bigger than [ Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s] wedding.” This blockbuster news is especially surprising because Life & Style only just reported two weeks ago that Disick is in love with Khloe . That should make for an awkward wedding day, don’t you think?!? The only thing more ridiculous than the notion of Kourtney and Khloe getting hitched simultaneously is pretty much EVERYthing that happens when we watch Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons online . Also of note from this issue of Life & Style, as teased above: There’s a holiday style for every occasion?!? No way! 11 Stars Who Really Hate the Kardashians 1. Cher Cher has Tweeted that the Kardashians are “bitches” who should be “drop kicked down the freeway.” She made a point of saying she is NOT kidding.
Dean McDermott announced Wednesday that he has quit True Tori after almost two seasons of cringe-worthy TV therapy with wife Tori Spelling on Lifetime. “We have five more shows left. I can’t do this,” he tells Access Hollywood . “I can’t keep opening the vein, opening my soul and sharing my feelings and thoughts and demons with the world. I don’t watch it. I can’t,” Dean adds. “It’s really difficult. I can’t do it anymore, for my soul.” Gotta be rough. So what does this even mean? It’s not clear if Dean is contracted to film more episodes and is refusing to do so, or if production has already wrapped and his “quitting” is just a PR stunt. We would not put that past the couple. Both of them are clearly losing it, though. True Tori Season 2 Episode 3 proved that their union is perhaps even more frayed and unstable than originally believed. McDermott and Spelling started shooting the train wreck of a reality show shortly after he cheated on her with Emily Goodhand in December 2013. True Tori Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes “I was feeling really bad about my potato-making skills.” – Tori, after Dean felt that she had microwaved a potato incorrectly, sending her plunging into an existential crisis and a state of instant self-loathing Permalink: Not So Hot Potato Added: November 05, 2014 1. Not So Hot Potato “I was feeling really bad about my potato-making skills.” – Tori, after Dean felt that she had microwaved a potato incorrectly, sending… If you watch True Tori online , you know it chronicles the couple’s increasingly fragile marriage and Dean’s struggles with depression and substance abuse. Absurd True Tori quotes aside, he’s been in a bad, bad place. “The fact that I cheated on my wife, I wish never happened,” he admitted. “I wish my alcohol and drug use hadn’t gotten out of control. I still love her to death.” “That’s why we’re still together. I almost lost everything, everything that means anything to me. I don’t want to ever do that again. I don’t ever want to be in that dark place again.” McDermott admits having suicidal thoughts, and claims he wanted to get away from his problems so badly that he came close to pulling the trigger, literally. “I was put on a 5150 at the UCLA psych ward … [My son] Liam had a performance and I didn’t want to miss that performance… I had plans that night to do it .” “I was driving around in my truck with a loaded 9 mm.” Watch True Tori Season 2 Episode 3 Online Since then, he has worked on a things and made progress, but says he can’t go on with the show (whatever that means, or however long his retirement lasts). “I hold out a lot of hope,” he said. “If you don’t have hope what do you have? I love this woman, regardless of what I’ve done. I love her and want to be with her.” “I want to grow old with her at this moment she feels the exact same way.” Here’s hoping.
Uh-oh. This may make for some pretty awkward filming on Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons Season 1 . According to Life & Style, Kourtney Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian may soon have their biggest fight yet… because Kourtney’s baby daddy it totally in love with his quasi sister-in-law! Seriously! If you actually believe anything Life & Style writes for some reason! An anonymous source that definitely exists tells the tabloid that Kourtney is now facing “the ultimate betrayal” and that a SHOWDOWN between all three parties recently took place. In a TWISTED few moments, Disick allegedly confessed EVERYTHING, which has left a TORN APART “family at war.” Well, yeah. We can only imagine. This cover story could be true. Then again… Life & Style reported late last month that Kourtney and Kim Kardashian had been dumped by their men, which followed a claim that Jennifer Aniston was having a baby at last . So editors will need to forgive us if we take this tale with a grain of salt the size of Disick’s ego. Moreover, this may just be a PR stunt to get folks to watch Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons online . Would you put something like that past Kris Jenner? Neither would we. 58 Krazy Kardashian Tabloid Kover Klaims 1. Kim Kardashian Butt Problems Oh no! Kim Kardashian’s butt won’t stop growing! What will the reality star do?
Thanks a lot, Famous. You’re forcing us to actually take the side of Kendall Jenner here. The latest issue of this Australian tabloid features a picture of Jenner on the runway at New York Fashion Week, including alongside it a claim that model bosses have deemed the 18-year old “TOO FAT” to succeed. This would be cruel enough on its own, of course, as the cover also alleges higher-ups have ordered Jenner to “lose 8kg,” which is approximately 17 pounds. But here is where the magazine truly steps over the line: The featured images are clearly Photoshopped. The tabloid has disgustingly added cellulite to Kendall’s body, which is seen here donning a two-piece bathing suit at the Tommy Hilfiger show earlier this month. You can see for yourself below. Check out this video of Kendall at the same event and note the clear difference in her body: Kendall Jenner at New York Fashion Week Considering how often half-sisters Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian talk about their need to lose weight, Jenner is already surrounded by bad role models at home. She was also allegedly bullied by models during her Fashion Week experience, as other women gave her a hard time for the “special treatment” they believed she has received during her meteoric rise through the modeling industry. This would be too bad if true, but one does need a thick skin to make it as a model. One, however, should not need to deal with a pathetic tabloid digitally inserting extra skin on to one’s frame just to sell more issues. For shame, Famous. 33 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kendall Jenner 1. Kendall Jenner Topless Photo Kendall Jenner is topless for this Interview Magazine photo. At least she’s covering up, though.
Yup. The Amal Alamuddin pregnant rumors have started already. With this British lawyer set to marry George Clooney, the tabloids have zeroed in on the upcoming nuptials and determined there’s only one reason Clooney would ever settle down: A baby! Indeed, Life & Style alleges on its latest cover that a “rush-rush wedding” is on the way because a child is also on the way and Clooney’s life will be “changed forever” as a result. This isn’t the first (or the last) time Alamuddin and Clooney are at the center of a made-up tabloid story, but it’s the sort of ridiculous kind Clooney can just laugh off. That was decidedly not the case when The Daily Mail wrote that Clooney was clashing with his future mother-in-law over religion, prompting the beloved star to tear into that British rag. Clooney called out The Daily Mail for penning a “premeditated lie” and labeled the newspaper the “ worst kind of tabloid .” It was so awesome. 34 Hilariously Untrue Tabloid Stories 1. Selena Gomez Pregnant Story This tabloid cover story claims Selena Gomez miscarried Justin Bieber’s baby. For shame, In Touch Weekly.
