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Kourtney Kardashian (Allegedly) Kicks Scott Out!!!

In Touch Weekly is aiming to win the Pulitzer Prize for imaginary Kardashian coverage. A week after running a cover story that claimed Scott Disick was back on cocaine , the tabloid has pretended to do even more research into this soridd situation, following up that cover tale with one claiming Kourtney has kicked her baby daddy out. ” Kourtney and Scott will be living in separate apartments” when Kourtney & Kim Take Miami returns this fall, an insider says, raising the question: There’s gonna be another season of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami ?!? Kourtney is allegedly sick of Disick’s constant partying and irresponsible behavior, but friends wonder whether this move is really the answer. One says: “Scott’s friends in Miami are partiers, and they’re all in the club scene – so he’ll be worse than ever. With his own apartment, he’ll have the privacy to do whatever he wants without Kourtney knowing…. There’s going to be a lot of drama.” It’s almost as if E! planned it this way or something. We’d feel terrible for poor little Penelope Scotland . If the story were remotely true.

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Adele and Simon Konecki: Engaged? Married?!

We know Adele is pregnant , but reports are saying that she and soon-to-be baby daddy Simon Konecki may be engaged – or even married! – as well. A little more than a month away from welcoming her first child, the “Rumour Has It” singer was glowing as she showed off her baby bump in Scotland. But is there a second reason for that glow? Adele, who’s been with Simon Konecki for over a year now, was sporting a gold wedding band on her ring finger, Life & Style claims in its latest issue. “Adele and Simon managed to keep the baby news a secret for so long that there are rumors they’ve already gotten married, too,” reveals an insider. “She’s an old-fashioned girl and can’t wait to be part of a family unit with Simon … [Adele] just wants to focus on the baby and the man she loves.” We’re skeptical that Adele is either engaged or married, but that’s what L&S is saying. Also in the latest edition of this celebrity gossip publication: The fairy tale being over for Emily Maynard and Jef Holm Taylor Swift getting ATTACKED by the Kennedys Kate Middleton making baby plans Crazy, almost certainly untrue stuff all around.

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Scott Disick: Back on Drugs?!?

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are new parents and we must admit, Penelope Scotland is pretty darn cute. But all is not well in this household, according to the latest issue of In Touch Weekly , which quotes a friend as saying Disick is on a “downward spiral” and “more of a mess than I’ve ever seen him.” The cover story alleges that Disick is “back on drugs” and often partying while high on cocaine. Yes, folks, the “evil Scott” is back, says another source: “Things between Kourtney and Scott are the worst they’ve ever been… The animosity between them is really bad.” Allegedly, Disick isn’t allowed to be alone with his daughter, which might seem tragic, but consider this from Kris Jenner’s point of view: talk about prime storyline material for Keeping Up with the Kardashians !

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Teresa Giudice Threatens to Divorce Husband

SPOILER ALERT: On this Sunday’s episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey , Joe Giudice refers to his wife as a “bitch” and a “c-nt.” Really. It’s all caught on tape, as Joe takes a phone call and is overheard saying very bad things about Teresa Giudice . Considering these actions actually took place months ago, of course, we know the couple remains together and no proof of infidelity has been uncovered. But if it ever is, Teresa tells In Touch … … “I will not be with him. I will totally leave him.” The reality star adds that she is “not stupid,” which is evident by the fact that she’s banked millions by spilling details of her personal life to magazines across the country. Teresa adds that she warned Joe to never use such language around her or about her again, but also says: “I can’t defend him on this. I’m hurt and disappointed by him… [yet] we’ll get past this. We have to.” Pssst, Joe, take our advice: apologize to Teresa via the cover of a supermarket tabloid. She’s all about that .

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Penelope Scotland Disick: First Photo!

It was only a matter of time and money . One month after giving birth , Kourtney Kardashian has debuted the first photo of daughter Penelope Scotland Disick – and the baby looks totally thrilled to be covering this issue of Us Weekly , doesn’t she? Sorry, Mason. But Kourtney says she had no reason to believe she could love a child as much as she loves her new daughter. Seeming to totally diss son Mason, also pictured above, Kardashian gushes to the tabloid over Penelope. “Nothing could prepare me for how hard I fell in love with her,” the reality star says in an issue that goes on newsstands Friday and which will include insight into how Mason is adjusting to life as a brother and why Scott Disick won’t change diapers. Speaking of Disick… where is he?!? The father of two is noticeable absent from this cover, causing us to wonder: Is Kourtney really raising the children alone?!?

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Kristen Stewart Reportedly Cheats on Robert Pattinson with Rupert Sanders

Typically, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are fighting off rumors about a baby or an engagement. The latter recently came out and said the couple isn’t getting married any time soon. But the Twilight Saga co-stars have a very different story to try and deny now: multiple outlets report Kristen cheated on Rob with Rupert Sanders , the director of Snow White and the Huntsman . According to the latest issue of Us Weekly, Stewart and Sanders – who is married with two children – were actually caught in the act by photographers. “It seemed like they couldn’t get enough,” a witness tells the tabloid of the make out session. Why can’t this be dismissed as just another ridiculous Robsten rumor? Because more respectable sources People and E! News have also confirmed the affair. The former says it was just a one-time fling. “Kristen is absolutely devastated,” an insider says to People . “It was a mistake and a complete lapse in judgment.”

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Deena Nicole Cortese: Fined For Drunken Antics, Failure to Use Sidewalk

Jersey Shore’s Deena Nicole Cortese won’t face criminal charges for disorderly conduct following her arrest for acting like a drunk jackass in the middle of the day last month, however the hot mess will be forced to pay a fine . For failing to use the sidewalk. Deena was briefly jailed in Seaside Heights, N.J., for dancing in the streets and “slapping cars” … seriously. Her parents sprung her later that day. A disorderly conduct charge was dropped today in court, but Deena must pay a fine after pleading guilty to what is known as a “Title 39” instead. That would be failure to use the sidewalk and instead walking in the middle of the street, which is technically a crime but hardly ever enforced. She apologized for “causing any trouble,” paid $139 and was let go, free to help Snooki push beer in a stroller until her guidette heart’s content.

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Kate Middleton: HUMILIATED By Queen Elizabeth II?

During Queen Elizabeth’s Diamond Jubilee celebration in June, Kate Middleton appeared to be fully embraced as a member of the royal family … only to receive the equivalent of a DIRECT SLAP IN THE FACE from the BITTER QUEEN herself! Yes, Life & Style claims that one of the longest-reigning monarchs in European history is jealous of Kate Middleton . How, you ask, was Kate supposedly dissed and dismissed? In an official revision to the Royal Household’s Order of Precedence, Kate is required to curtsy to Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson’s two daughters, Beatrice and Eugenie, as they’re both considered blood princesses. Whereas Kate merely married into the royal family, obviously. “It’s a total humiliation for Kate,” a source in Kate and William’s social circle says. “It’s like a demotion for her, and the queen is the one who ordered this.” When William’s with her, no curtsy is necessary, but if she encounters them without her husband, she has to bow down, in public or private. Degrading. “These queen’s moves are designed to remind Kate that just because she’s popular, she isn’t as important as any other royal-born family member,” the friend says. The horror? What’s next, calling Kate Middleton a gold digger ?

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Emily Maynard: Choosing Fame Over Daughter Ricki?

The Bachelorette Emily Maynard star may be on her way to a happy ever after, but at the cost of her daughter … according to a ridiculous new tabloid report . Alleged insiders reveal her bitter fight with the parents of her late fiance (and daughter Ricki’s father) Ricky Hendrick. Which we’ve all heard about by now. “They were beside themselves when they found out she wanted to put little Ricki on TV,” an insider tells In Touch of the couple and their views on Emily. “They think it’s outrageous to put [Ricki] in the middle of a media circus.” While a friend of Emily’s says reports of a rift are untrue, other sources close to the reality star say The Bachelorette has “really strained their relationship.” Sources say Rick and Linda Hendrick tried to accept Emily’s choice to compete for Brad Womack’s affections on The Bachelor, but were opposed to this. Maybe so, but the bottom line is that there is no either/or situation of “choosing fame over her daughter” and that Emily is hardly an absentee mom. Ricki has been seen on every episode this season but one, yet has yet to meet any of the guys; Ricky’s parents and Emily’s parents both care for her. If she wants to try the ABC reality franchise a second time in search of true love – see The Bachelorette spoilers for clues on how that goes – so what? Obviously she’s a devoted and loving mom … give Emily Maynard a break.

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Catelynn Lowell: I’m Not Pregnant!

Catelynn Lowell has cleared the air, once and for all, that she’s not pregnant. Which we already knew, but now there’s a new magazine cover to prove it! According to Us Weekly, which reports the ultimate non-story below, the Teen Mom star is “hurt” by rumors that she was pregnant again last week. The reality star tells the celeb gossip mag that it “wouldn’t be fair” to her daughter Carly, whom she gave up for adoption, to have another so fast. Catelynn and Tyler Baltierra graduated on this week’s Teen Mom, and the young lovers / step-siblings say they are planning a fairy tale wedding for next year. They hope Carly, who they’ve worked hard to maintain a relationship with after making the decision to allow someone to adopt her, will be there too. Here’s hoping she will, and that Tyler and Cate make good on their plans to continue their education so they’re better prepared to support baby #2! If she ever lacks for inspiration as far as formulating a life plan, she need not go far. All she needs to do is look at Amber Portwood and do the opposite.

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