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This Week In Tabloids: Angelina & Other Choosy Moms Choose Life, Meaning Babies

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This Week In Tabloids: Angelina & Other Choosy Moms Choose Life, Meaning Babies

John Mayer Takes Temporary Leave From Dating

John Mayer is taking a break from dating, he told Ellen DeGeneres on an episode of her show to air today. It’s just what the douchebag feels he must do.

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John Mayer Takes Temporary Leave From Dating

Hollywood News – Tiger Woods Tabloid Star

New developments in the Tiger Woods sex scandals are splashed across the tabloids this week. Rachel Uchitel tells her side of the story to OK! Magazine.

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Hollywood News – Tiger Woods Tabloid Star

Before You Even Knew It, All the Tiger Woods Ads Were Gone

Funny little thing that Tiger Woods would probably get a chuckle out of, if he wasn’t in such a bad mood these days: The more we see Tiger’s face on TV, the less we see him in TV commercials . Relief! In a big coincidence totally unrelated to unnamed outside events, whatever those might be, all the companies that paid Tiger millions upon millions of dollars to endorse their products have collectively lost interest in telling you, the consumer, that their products are officially approved by Tiger Woods

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Before You Even Knew It, All the Tiger Woods Ads Were Gone

Brooklyn’s Hottest Stereotypes in Battle of Bike Lane Martyrs

Everybody, gather round for the Jews vs. Hipsters fight! Williamsburg’s most loathed subcultures in bike lane battle! Black hat vigilantes stalk sexxxy two-wheeled postgrads! Hero hipsters martyred for commuter ease—media swarms! Objectively speaking, some 24 year-olds repainting bike lanes on the street ranks in the bottom 10% of New York crime stories on any given day. But since they are HIPSTERS who love to ride bikes battling THE JEWS who hate hipsters and their immodest bike-riding attire, there in Williamsburg, in a sexxxy culture clash, well then.

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Brooklyn’s Hottest Stereotypes in Battle of Bike Lane Martyrs

Ashley Dupre Cannot Stop Talking to Tabloids About Prostitution

You are frustrating us a lot, Ashley Dupre . We tried and tried and tried (and tried! ) to tell you that the New York Post is not your friend. But here you are, exchanging text messages with them.

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Ashley Dupre Cannot Stop Talking to Tabloids About Prostitution

Plastic Surgeon Robert Rey is a Fucking Joke of the Day

I hate this fucking joke.

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Plastic Surgeon Robert Rey is a Fucking Joke of the Day

George Clooney Pussy in Shorts of the Day

Sometimes it feels good to jerk off to other people’s women. You know hitting facebook and hunting down your friends’ wives and girlfriends in their bikinis, wondering why you are all alone, but they scored this hot piece of ass, making you feel like a loser, usually after you’ve already cum and the guilt sets in, making you unable to look either of them in the eyes next time they invite you over for a dinner party or whatever the fuck you and your friends do. That satisfaction and shame is not as exhilerating when the bitch belongs to some celebrity named most eligible bachelor, but I don’t have any friends who have wives or girlfriends and even if I did, they’d probably get mad if I posted the nude pics they send me secretly cuz I know the right way to ask, but George Clooney on the other hand appreciates the publicity because the only reason he is dating her is becuase he owns her and believes that her acting career will make him a lot of money and this whole dating shit is just a front to get her in the tabloids.

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George Clooney Pussy in Shorts of the Day

Guest at Horny Sex Hotel Assumes Rape Included in Price

The tabloids love the sexy nude people parading in front of the windows of the Standard Hotel overlooking the High Line (an 8.5 on the Post Shamelessness Scale , btw). Now, the guests are trying to r ape the housekeepers

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Guest at Horny Sex Hotel Assumes Rape Included in Price

Happy Birthday, Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo!

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are totally hitting it once again.

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Happy Birthday, Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo!