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UK Trash the Next Generation at Some Launch Party of the Day

I don’t know anything about the UK or the trash it produces in terms of music, celebrity and Katie Price or in this case the next generation of Katie Price whores…so I decided to ask my ex-internet girlfriend who lives in the UK what the deal is behind these slutty trashcan looking pigs in various shitty UK bands and why they are famous….is it because the UK is filled with uneducated mill workers and chimney sweepers, or do they just think pussy should look fake tanned, fake titted, like it was still the 90s…. This is what she had to say: Well over here the tabloids are different and there’s a whole subculture of ‘glamour girls’ and footballers wives, but it’s not like I could sing you a Pixie Lott song. I don’t think I’ve ever heard her. Frankie Sanford used to be in a group when she was 9 called S Club Juniors. They made a reality TV show about it. Tulisa…who the hell is that…oh ndubz girl, yeah shes not really very famous. They’re talentless and average and really boring….No I will not make my pussy talk on Skype for you. British people, even when they are 17 year old girls, always sound so smart…it’s the accent, even in their writing….and all I really know is that if a bitch is wearing her bedroom lingerie as her outside clothes…she can’t be all that bad…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Pulitzer or Not, The Enquirer Will Soldier On [Tabloids]

The National Enquirer didn’t win a Pulitzer for its reporting on John Edwards ‘ baby mama drama. How’s tabloid coping with the defeat? Just after the results were announced, we dialed up Barry Levine , the Enquirer ‘s executive editor, to find out. More

Oh Mother! Uma Thurman’s Latest Flick Beyond a Bomb

And you thought My Super Ex-Girlfriend was an embarrassment! When Uma Thurman’s latest film, Motherhood, launched in the U.K. as an exclusive engagement at one theater, we can assume…

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Actress to Sean Penn: Shut Up Already!

If Maria Conchita Alonso isn’t careful, Sean Penn will be sending her to jail along with all those free-speaking journalists. Born in Cuba but raised in Venezuela, the actress has…

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Haters Rejoice! Angelina Jolie Could Be Witchy Woman

Being cast as a villain in the tabloids all those years must have provided some training ground. Angelina Jolie is in talks to star as Maleficent, the evil fairy godmother from Sleeping…

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Gerard Butler on the Beach with Nicole Scherzinger of the Day

Gerard Butler, also known as the guy who plays Jennifer Aniston’s boyfriend in the tabloids, because he made the bad drunken decision to fuck her one night, making her attach herself to him and forced the producers of their recent movie to make him pretend to be her boyfriend, otherwise she wouldn’t attend publicity events, making them lose out on millions of dollars, was on the beaches of Rio with Nicole Scherzinger, because like all British sex addicted rich people weirdos, he can never say no to trannies…..and Brazil is the new Thailand for UK tranny lovers….and Nicole Scherzinger is the new Rupaul when it comes to trannies. This dude really is at the top of his game. Pics via Bauer

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Gerard Butler on the Beach with Nicole Scherzinger of the Day

Lacey Brown: Back For More on American Idol

When Lacey Brown auditioned for American Idol last year, she sat next to eventual finalist Megan Joy in the cut room and was told by Randy Jackson that it was the end of the road. Ha! Shows what Randy knows. Brown is back on the show, receiving a golden ticket following her latest try out in Orlando

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Joe Simpson Developing Comedy Based on His Life

Joe Simpson, father and pimp of Jessica and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, is developing a television comedy for Nickelodeon based on his life raising two daughters. Yes, we’re serious .

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Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston: Back Together (Tabloids Unanimously Declare)!

Rumors of Angelina Jolie cheating on Brad Pitt and their relationship being on the rocks got so bad that the couple actually hit back at the tabloids this week. Well, the tabloids just collectively retaliated tenfold! According to OK! Weekly, a publication with reporting so terrible that even Kourtney Kardashian kalls them out, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are back on! Leave it to George Clooney to play matchmaker, their story hilariously says. He allegedly arranged for the former spouses to to bump into each other Friday

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New York Post Sued For Sexism: Hot ‘Harem’ Allegations Abound (Updated)

The plaintiffs smell blood now. The New York Post —already the subject of multiple lawsuits claiming racist discrimination —is now being sued for sexism and ageism. Also, one Post editor allegedly has his own “harem” of hot sexxxy underlings

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