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Some Bitches at Some Award Show I Wasn’t Invited To of the Day

Posted on February 16, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Elle Style Awards were last night and I wasn’t invited. I know. I am so offended. You’d think I’d be the first on that guest list. I don’t know what went wrong, but think you should all send Elle emails demanding my presence at the next one…mainly cuz these sweat pants in all their two sizes too small glory are fucking Fashion…. Here are a handful of bitches who were invited…cuz clearly they are more important than me, cuz not only are they on TV and in the tabloids, rich and famous but mainly cuz they have vaginas….and vagina is all it takes.. Cheryl Cole could be shitting and I’d still wanna lick her asshole…. Emma Watson cuz You’re All Nerds and Appreciate this Shit Geri Halliwell cuz her Dress Is 50% see thru, just the wrong 50% Blake Lively Making Her Squinty Eyed Faces to Hide her Horrible Aging….

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Some Bitches at Some Award Show I Wasn’t Invited To of the Day

Posted on February 16, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Elle Style Awards were last night and I wasn’t invited. I know. I am so offended. You’d think I’d be the first on that guest list. I don’t know what went wrong, but think you should all send Elle emails demanding my presence at the next one…mainly cuz these sweat pants in all their two sizes too small glory are fucking Fashion…. Here are a handful of bitches who were invited…cuz clearly they are more important than me, cuz not only are they on TV and in the tabloids, rich and famous but mainly cuz they have vaginas….and vagina is all it takes.. Cheryl Cole could be shitting and I’d still wanna lick her asshole…. Emma Watson cuz You’re All Nerds and Appreciate this Shit Geri Halliwell cuz her Dress Is 50% see thru, just the wrong 50% Blake Lively Making Her Squinty Eyed Faces to Hide her Horrible Aging….

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Cheryl Burke is Doughy in some Staged Bikini Pics of the Day

Posted on February 3, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gotta love when attention whores who were clearly fat growing up and are still pretty doughy get a taste of relevance by being a dance instructor on TV. and now they pay paparazzi to take pics of them for the tabloids in some bullshit PR stunt that works… It stems from her having a job way cooler than the other people she studied dance with who are now back up dancers in some local production…strippers…or girls with broken dreams, a couple kids and an emotional eating disorder…giving her bragging rights at all their reunion shows that she’s the top dog now motherfucker, something I can only assume Black Swan was based on, cuz dance is just so competitive…I mean there’s only so many 5 dollars a song going around bitch needs to work for it… I’m just posting it cuz she’s in a bikini…I don’t find her anything worth looking at…especially since she’s a pro dancer…I mean give me a dainty bitch would can suck her own toes upside down…not one who sucks her fingers after she scarfs down a pie cuz she’s so hungry after all those calories burned she needs to replenish… Don’t get me wrong, there’s a place for fat dancers…and I am sure a fat dancer can fuck alright…cuz I’ve fucked professional dancers in my life and it’s a ride worth taking no matter how much her belly hangs over her pants…that place is just not in a bikini on the beach…or in photos on my site… Why did I do this to myself..

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Posted on February 3, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gotta love when attention whores who were clearly fat growing up and are still pretty doughy get a taste of relevance by being a dance instructor on TV. and now they pay paparazzi to take pics of them for the tabloids in some bullshit PR stunt that works… It stems from her having a job way cooler than the other people she studied dance with who are now back up dancers in some local production…strippers…or girls with broken dreams, a couple kids and an emotional eating disorder…giving her bragging rights at all their reunion shows that she’s the top dog now motherfucker, something I can only assume Black Swan was based on, cuz dance is just so competitive…I mean there’s only so many 5 dollars a song going around bitch needs to work for it… I’m just posting it cuz she’s in a bikini…I don’t find her anything worth looking at…especially since she’s a pro dancer…I mean give me a dainty bitch would can suck her own toes upside down…not one who sucks her fingers after she scarfs down a pie cuz she’s so hungry after all those calories burned she needs to replenish… Don’t get me wrong, there’s a place for fat dancers…and I am sure a fat dancer can fuck alright…cuz I’ve fucked professional dancers in my life and it’s a ride worth taking no matter how much her belly hangs over her pants…that place is just not in a bikini on the beach…or in photos on my site… Why did I do this to myself..

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Blake Lively Linked to Ryan Reynolds-Scarlett Johansson Breakup?

Posted on December 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Blake Lively Linked to Ryan Reynolds-Scarlett Johansson Breakup?

The speculation was inevitable. With the Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds breakup catching us all by surprise yesterday, rumors are flying about Ryan and his Green Lantern co-star. But don’t believe everything you hear about them … probably. Are Blake and Ryan more than co-stars? Will they be? Scarlett and Ryan’s public line about ut ending amicably, with “love and kindness,” and so on seems hard to believe. But that doesn’t mean Blake is behind it. Rumblings of Reynolds and Lively canoodling and flirting have indeed surfaced in recent weeks (she’s also newly single), and will likely increase now. The press tour for Green Lantern is set to kick off post-New Year’s, and the rumor mill will be buzzing with Blyan spending so much time together. Blake has also been linked to Ryan Gosling since splitting with Gossip Girl co-star Penn Badgley. Quite the twosome to be romantically linked to in the tabloids. Us Weekly, meanwhile, reports that Ryan has been “reaching out to an ex” amid the separation, but not in a sexual way, and that Scarlett initiated the split. Basically there’s little evidence actually connecting Reynolds and Lively. In closing, this post is useless, but we leave you with these thoughts: Ryan and Blake won’t comment … which will add to speculation. So will Blake’s decision to wear clothing such as you see here. If we were Penn Badgley, we’d try to get ScarJo’s digits ASAP.

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Jon Gosselin Loving Life as "Regular Guy"

Posted on December 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Jon Gosselin Loving Life as "Regular Guy"

Jon Gosselin is loving his newfound “normalcy,” or whatever you’d call his version of it. As we reported last week, he just got a regular job – one he loves. “On his first day of work, he just loved it. He felt weird that everyone knew who he was. But they didn’t talk about it, it’s a trust issue,” a source said. His gig is in his pre-TLC field: “The job is IT-based online marketing. He solves problems, teaches people to solve their problems. He really enjoys it.” JOE SCHMOE : Jon Gosselin is relishing his new role . A source says that while Jon is often recognized by clients, most folks are now accepting him for who he is as he’s “trying to start his life again.” “He lost everything. There were so many things he had to face because not a lot of people in the world who could relate to what he was facing.” “He had eight kids at 27-years-old.

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Posted on December 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Jon Gosselin Loving Life as "Regular Guy"

Jon Gosselin is loving his newfound “normalcy,” or whatever you’d call his version of it. As we reported last week, he just got a regular job – one he loves. “On his first day of work, he just loved it. He felt weird that everyone knew who he was. But they didn’t talk about it, it’s a trust issue,” a source said. His gig is in his pre-TLC field: “The job is IT-based online marketing. He solves problems, teaches people to solve their problems. He really enjoys it.” JOE SCHMOE : Jon Gosselin is relishing his new role . A source says that while Jon is often recognized by clients, most folks are now accepting him for who he is as he’s “trying to start his life again.” “He lost everything. There were so many things he had to face because not a lot of people in the world who could relate to what he was facing.” “He had eight kids at 27-years-old.

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Nick Lachey to Jessica Simpson: Congratulations!

Posted on November 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Nick Lachey to Jessica Simpson: Congratulations!

Divorce is a painful process for couples, so there are going to be mixed emotions if a former spouse gets re-married. Just the same, Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson appear nothing but happy for each other. Much as the tabloids wish he’d give a better sound bite, Nick wishes nothing but the best for Jess, who got engaged to Eric Johnson over the weekend. “I will say the same thing I always say: I wish her the very best,” said Lachey, who just got engaged to Vanessa Minnillo himself after years of dating. NICK AND JESSICA : Past and future newlyweds . Asked how she felt about Lachey’s engagement, Simpson is equally mature, telling Ryan Seacrest “Our relationship was over a really long time ago, and it would be nice if everyone could move on and celebrate the love between him and Vanessa.” Like Jessica, Nick says he’s “basking in the glow” of the news and “enjoying that. I’m sure we’ll get on the other planning shortly. We are just enjoying this experience.”

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John Stamos Convicted

Posted on July 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Allison Coss and Scott Sippola allegedly told John Stamos, 46, they had photos of him with cocaine and strippers and would sell them to the tabloids. Federal prosecutors said they never had the compromising pictures. John Stamos won his legal battle Thursday when a jury convicted a Michigan couple of conspiring to extort $680,000 from him. The couple were convicted of conspiracy and using e-mail to threaten a person#39;s reputation. The charge carries a sentence of up to five years in prison.

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Phoebe Price Bikini Picture Stupidity of the Day

Posted on May 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Phoebe Price continues her clown behavior in her bikini and I encourage, not so much because I like older redheads with shitty bodies in bikinis, but more because I like seeing anyone desperate for attention that they’d be willing to pretty much humiliate themselves, cuz a girl willing to humiliate herself to get noticed, is usually one who is pretty fucking easy to manipulate into doing other things, and even though we don’t have access to blowjobs from this bitch after we convince her that we can get her into the tabloids, it’s still kinda funny to watch….so cehck out this red haired clown clownin half naked when she should put some clothes on…. Pics via Fame

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