I guess the Paparazzi are running out of celebrities to take pictures of because now they are taking staged photos of random girls at the beach. Here’s some chick who goes by the name Autumn Brook . I’ve never heard of her before, but since she does have a juicy booty, I figured I’d share it with you guys. Next.
those teens disney sea – 20121109_161226_zps5998790d.jpg were eager to take pictures with west men at least they didn’t say I looked like justin bieber like they said to my friend Go here to read the rest: those teens disney sea
those teens disney sea – 20121109_161226_zps5998790d.jpg were eager to take pictures with west men at least they didn’t say I looked like justin bieber like they said to my friend Go here to read the rest: those teens disney sea
For those of you who don’t know…Chrissy Teigen doesn’t like me….She even took to her shitty food blog to WRITE ABOUT HOW IT FEELS BEING CALLED OUT FOR BEING A GOLD MINING FAME WHORE WHO DOESN”T GET WORK AND WHO SHOULD JUST GET KNOCKED UP SO WE CAN ALL FORGET ABOUT HER ….. And now she’s giving Brooklyn Decker Vagina Raspberries, or what Bill Cosby calls Zurberts…where you press your lips on a pussy, or really any flesh and blow… This would possibly be more exciting if these girls weren’t 100 year olds hanging onto the looks that made them money…even if those looks aren’t all that good…and more importantly…landed them dudes who make actual money…not Chrissy Teigen’s booking one job a month at 4k a day….money…. Either way…Vagina Raspberries look fun….even when has been garbage who has fallen off the rails participate…we call this “I’ll do anything for attention, just watch”….
For those of you who don’t know…Chrissy Teigen doesn’t like me….She even took to her shitty food blog to WRITE ABOUT HOW IT FEELS BEING CALLED OUT FOR BEING A GOLD MINING FAME WHORE WHO DOESN”T GET WORK AND WHO SHOULD JUST GET KNOCKED UP SO WE CAN ALL FORGET ABOUT HER ….. And now she’s giving Brooklyn Decker Vagina Raspberries, or what Bill Cosby calls Zurberts…where you press your lips on a pussy, or really any flesh and blow… This would possibly be more exciting if these girls weren’t 100 year olds hanging onto the looks that made them money…even if those looks aren’t all that good…and more importantly…landed them dudes who make actual money…not Chrissy Teigen’s booking one job a month at 4k a day….money…. Either way…Vagina Raspberries look fun….even when has been garbage who has fallen off the rails participate…we call this “I’ll do anything for attention, just watch”….
In case you’re not up on the stepGIRLS movement…you’re an idiot and I hate you…but more importantly, they are girls who are part of our extended family, all over 18, who we can’t get in trouble by their mom’s for falling in love with, like we were Woody Allen, because they aren’t legally bound to us, just emotionally… In case you’re not up on the DrunkenStepfather philosophy, it’s written at the top of the page..you see we like having fun with pretty girls and sometimes we take pictures…and sometimes that fun and those pictures are inspired by wrestling…and taken in front of a 3 million dollar Riopelle painting…because sometimes we like being classy even though my life is pretty much fucking homeless…all thanks to you not making me famous, They are wearing AMERICAN APPAREL …clothing I like to thank for making girls more open minded about no bras and nipples…and even under such violent conditions…these stepGIRLS look like an angels sent from heaven to ruin your life…because you’ll get addicted…and there is no rehab for this kind of love… These were shot by the always amazing Monsieur Coms Enjoy… GET HOT CLOTHES FOR HOT GIRLS TO MODEL FOR YOU HERE
In case you’re not up on the stepGIRLS movement…you’re an idiot and I hate you…but more importantly, they are girls who are part of our extended family, all over 18, who we can’t get in trouble by their mom’s for falling in love with, like we were Woody Allen, because they aren’t legally bound to us, just emotionally… In case you’re not up on the DrunkenStepfather philosophy, it’s written at the top of the page..you see we like having fun with pretty girls and sometimes we take pictures…and sometimes that fun and those pictures are inspired by wrestling…and taken in front of a 3 million dollar Riopelle painting…because sometimes we like being classy even though my life is pretty much fucking homeless…all thanks to you not making me famous, They are wearing AMERICAN APPAREL …clothing I like to thank for making girls more open minded about no bras and nipples…and even under such violent conditions…these stepGIRLS look like an angels sent from heaven to ruin your life…because you’ll get addicted…and there is no rehab for this kind of love… These were shot by the always amazing Monsieur Coms Enjoy… GET HOT CLOTHES FOR HOT GIRLS TO MODEL FOR YOU HERE
Once again, Sara Underwood is at some geek convention most likely signing posters of herself for a few bucks. Surely, there is a better way to make a living. I blame her management. If Sara was smart, she’d work with me as “Hollywood Tuna’s Hot Babe Reporter”. Her tasks would include going out to dinner with me, holding my hand in public, and full nude body rubs. It doesn’t pay well, but I know for a fact it’s better than having to take pictures with nerds all day who have bad breath because they forget to brush their teeth since they are too busy gaming. Sara, email me if interested.
Alright guys, here’s a healthy dose of some sweet juicy booty brought to you by Christina Milian . I don’t know what Christina does anymore, but I think her new profession should be a Hollywood Tuna booty model. It doesn’t pay well, but I’d be more than happy to pull out my trusty iPhone 3G, rub baby oil all over that thing and take pictures of it on a regular basis. It deserves to be noticed and only Hollywood Tuna can bring it the popularity that it needs.
I’ve never heard of this French magazine L’Officiel , because I couldn’t care less about fashion magazines, but any time you can get a hottie like Barbara Palvin to pose in short shorts, you’ve got my attention. I wonder how they booked her, since I doubt Barbara’s a subscriber either. Do you think if I called her with a French accent she’d come over to take pictures for Le Tuna? It’s probably worth a shot. » view all 12 photos
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