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Kelly Brook Gives The Paps A Show

Posted on March 21, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Kelly Brook arriving at her home and luckily for us we got a nice shot of her side mounds and booty. It must be scary knowing that every time you go home there will be a bunch of dudes with cameras waiting outside your door to take pictures of you. Can someone give me her address? I want to join in the fun.

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Justin Bieber Caught Smoking Pot?

Posted on January 6, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Justin Bieber’s year is not off to a good start. Days after a paparazzo was killed while trying to take pictures of Bieber’s Ferrari, photos…

Justin Bieber Caught Smoking Pot?

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Daphne Groeneveld Hot but Young for Muse of the Day

Posted on September 20, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Daphne Groeneveld is 17….that means it is legal for you to take pictures of 17 year olds posed like this….but it may not be legal for you to own pictures of 17 year olds who pose like this… I am posting them anyway, cuz I didn’t know she was 17 and because it is for a fashion magazine…and in fashion anything goes…it is all art … So that’s your excuse defending yourself in court after being busted….unless you’re clever about this shit and throw your lap top in the nearest body of water before they get you….. Not that this is erotic…or erotica…or even criminal…this is like a high school grad picture with high concept…nothing wrong with that…. I mean it is fashion from a major fashion magazine…even though I know if it was my magazine, I’d probably wait til she turned 18 before trying to make her the next Kate Upton, but skinnier, hotter and more interesting cuz she’s Dutch…. I guess MUSE thinks they are above the fucking law…even though she’s something you should probably appreciate from afar…like your neighbor or Emma WAtson…wait it out, she’ll be 18 soon…..and she will start doing topless pics to get notice…she’s already on the right trak…. Either way, she’s young but still looks awesome… maybe even too awesome…but probably annoyinng to interract with…but you don’t have to worry about that…

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Miranda Kerr Rocks Some Sexy Bikinis

Posted on August 9, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Obviously these are just your run of the mill supermodel bikini shots, if there is such a thing, but everybody loves this hottie so I couldn’t let them go unnoticed. Here’s Miranda Kerr shaking her money maker in a whole bunch of very small, very sexy bikinis, probably for Victoria’s Secret , but who really cares. Can you believe someone somewhere gets to take pictures like this as a profession? I’m in the wrong business.

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Lady Gaga and Lindsay Lohan: Slumber Party Alert!

Posted on August 1, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The rumor of a Lady Gaga-Lindsay Lohan sleepover seemed too hilarious to be true, but it actually took place. Gaga confirmed as much on Twitter! The “Born This Way” singer posted a bunch of photos from that much buzzed-about July 11 night at the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood. Lana Del Rey was also on hand along with photographer Ellen von Unwerth, who appears in between LiLo and Gaga in the classic image below: Lindsay’s lame, overused finger-biting pose aside, it’s a great, candid shot of the stars, who reportedly watched movies and played board games. Seriously. Possibly while drinking hard, if their eyes are any indication. The red-headed LiLo is also the subject of other pics posted by Gaga. “I love to stay up late and take pictures of beautiful celebrities,” she wrote. She also enjoys taking Lindsay Lohan photos apparently. Ziiiiing! This is not the night where that Lady Gaga naked photo was taken … probably. It’s hard to know, but she posted that online too in any case. In other Gaga news, she will make her acting debut in Machete Kills , the sequel to the 2010 thriller which featured a cameo by … Lohan.

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Mireille Enos Hot in Esquire May 2012 Issue of the Day

Posted on April 16, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mireille Enos was in Big Love, a show that both depresses me and gives me hope, because no only are Mormon’s very successful, they also managed to set up a way to fuck multiple women while seemingly being holy in the mind of God, while other religions like Catholic or Jewish make you do that secretly…..which is often time better….even when you get caught…cuz putting up with one wife is enough bullshit….trying to handle 5 women’s needs, wants, problems at the same time….while factoring jealousy….is enough to make a motherfucker focus his money on fucking hookers instead of paying to feed clothe and 20 kids who are just gonna hate me….and their annoying subserviant mothers…. Either way, she’s showing some nipple…

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Rihanna in GQ Germany May 2012 of the DAy

Posted on April 16, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I already mentioned Rihanna’s Bad Ass at Coachella that with photoshop, good angles, lighting, and make-up….turn into a fantastic ass. You’d think a bitch from the islands who runs around on stage all night and who got to where she is being a prostitute would know a thing about maintaining a hot ass….but then you figure she has more money than the island of Barbados combined, she’s good, and doesn’t need to give a fuck….especially when she has all these digital artists and professionals making up for her bad diet…. She’s hit or miss….hot sometimes…annoying other times….horrible and not able to take a punch…only to milk that punch for all the attention possible….but when she’s half naked…all that is wrong with her and her bad music….kinda disappears….

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Kate Upton Wasted by Harper’s Bazaar May 2012 of the Day

Posted on April 16, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When you have a ridiculously busty mode….who is only successful because of the internet and our love of her tits….at 19….that we all know are going to become a belly at fat ass at 25….making her the next Anna Nicole Smith….but we don’t have to worry about that now…we can just appreciate her for what she is right now…. You don’t take pictures of her without exploiting her tits….Disappointing…

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Darlene’s See Through Shirt of the Day

Posted on November 17, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This could have been far more unfortunate, not that a see through shirt is every unfortunate, exceptt maybe in Darlene’s case, cuz if she was not wearing the white undershirt, we could have been exposed to all Darlene’s upper body had to offer, which is something I am not sure I’m into or ready for… I used to watch Roseanne and gag at how white trash live on the regular and even in my 20s, when I was raging to fuck, I couldn’t stomach her face – everytime she got on screen I’d be like “EWWWW, things like that exist, she’s an alien….an alien….”….ok maybe I’m exagerating and sure, I have fucked way worst than this, but for some reason, watching that show, even today, I couldn’t look at her as something I ever wanted to fuck even though I’d fuck a bowl of potato salad….maybe I could smell the lesbian on her and I fucking hate lesbians….cuz they are never hot college co-eds you want them to be… But as a pervert, I would want to watch her fuck…either way, here she is in one of the least erotic posts I’ve ever posted ever cuz they feature Darlene the least erotic person ever. If her scissoring vagina rubbing together sex was a song, it would be called the Monster Mash…

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Sofia Vergara Titty Window on her Dress in Miami of the Day

Posted on November 17, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sofia Vergara is known for her breasts…in fact I think she is only known for her breasts. I think her breasts are what carried her….while she carried her breast that I wish we being suckled in my mouth….cuz they look so wholesome, nutritious and capable of success you will never know…. The only other possibility is drug lords from Colombia, possible baby daddy or family ran drug cartels that brought all the cocaine into Hollywood, a place that is likely the number one cocaine using state in America….and some producers, high powered producers, who needed the pure shit…made a little trade off to keep their testicles…but I won’t go there, cuz I’d like to keep my testicles and prefer them not knowing I know cuz it is not like I care or would do any further research on the shit…in fact I don’t know anything about that world…but I’m assuming that was the only way broken english with the big tits ended up on TV….. But then again…maybe it was jus her big tits….that she’s sharing with the world via a window with a cleavage view in Miami….retracing her steps from whore to hollywood I guess….cuz it was just 25 years ago when she was a little hispanic single mother with big tits on a raft in Miami’s port….Look at her now….old, hot enough from the right angle, and not as dumpy as her big tits would make you think..unless she’s in a corset…cuz she’s got a dream….and she’s gonna ride it as long as her genes can….and I’ll happily watch..

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