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Paula Patton on the Cover of Complex of the Day

Her name is Paula Patton and I really have never heard of her before, but unlike a normal celebrity blogger, who actually cares about this shit, I am unable to recognice 90 percent of bitches the paparazzi, magazines, etc, take pictures of….I don’t remember names, faces, nothing….and if I was in a bar with one of them, I’d only know them if I was told who they were…I don’t know why, it could the the drinking, or the not caring, but I think I’m just retarded…I mean how can you write non-sense about non-sense so many times and not retain any of it….I must be lying to myself and I must actually know she’s older….I’m talking45. She’s mixed race like she was Halle Berry, she was a producer on Discovery Channel….then she got to acting in some shit I’ve never seen like Law & Order SVU, then she got married to Allen Thicke from Growing Pain…and Canada’s son….then she got to getting pregnant by him….then she got to starring in Mission Impossible…and now she’s hard nippled and looking good in Complex….Shit…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE HOT FUCKING PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Paula Patton on the Cover of Complex of the Day

Hilary Duff Gets Flowers from the Paparazzi of the Day

The paparazzi are such considerate scum…. You know digging through a celebs trash, hiding in trees, chasing Princess Diana down tunnels so that she dies, all while being on celebrity payroll, getting leads and exclusives to capture to release the pictures of these idiots to the media at inflated prices, I’m talking seriously inflated prices… The whole thing is almost ridiculous….but when you see one of them giving Hilary Duff some flowers for her birthday, it makes the whole experience so human…because it’s not just a gesture of thanks for makin them a lot of money, or a gesture of kindness that will lead to getting them on her payroll as her exclusive paparazzi, and it’s not set up for personal gain in anyway, it’s just telling a bitch “Happy Birthday”….and I’m really just interested in her uterus filled with fetus ass. Cuz that’s what I’m here for…. The whole paparazzi thing, despite posting paparazzi pictures all day, amazes me….why do people care about these cunts…it makes no sense.

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Daria Werbowy by Terry Richardson for Vogue Russia of the Day

Daria Werbowy is a model who HAS BEEN NAKED IN VOGUE but for some reason is not Naked for Vogue Russia in these Terry Richardson pics, because Terry Richardson doesn’t take pictures of Hipsters and Fashionistas covered in cum and spreading their assholes anymore, which is too bad cuz that’s all he was good for, but I guess making money meant more to him than producing smut, a lead I should probably take… That said this Daria bitch is fantastic, but maybe I’m just saying that cuz I love models and all their easy living with almost a joke of a job…because they just show up in luxurious places with all expenses paid, get made up, and stand around, being catered and pampered for 10,000 dollars a day, the kind of work ethic I appreciate…but more importantly that I want to fuck

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Nicola McLean’s Backside Butterfly Underboob

I’ve had this Nicola McLean chick on the site before, I don’t really know who she is or what it is she does that makes the paparazzi take pictures of her, but there are a couple of things I really like about her… A couple of perfectly round, soft, sensual things I like about her. Here she is at some party last night giving us a good look at her impressive underboob or sideboob or whatever you want call it. I call it awesome. She must play the busty hottie on some British soap opera or something. Who cares, her boobs is hanging out. Nice.

Jessica Alba’s Nice Pregnant Cleavage

I’m sure you’ve heard people talk about pregnant women having a glow, well I’m convinced that a big part of that is their growing pregnant cleavage. Here’s Jessica Alba “glowing” at some event last night in a nice white pregnant chick dress. I don’t normally find this kind of thing all that attractive, but she’s got to be one of the hottest pregnant women ever. I think I’d even be able to sit through an evening of her breast feeding. I’ll bring the wine. more pictures of Jessica Alba here

Pamela Anderson’s Old Timer Lingerie Pictures

I think it’s been a while since I’ve had any pictures from a Pamela Anderson in lingerie, actually I think it’s been a while since anyone’s asked to take pictures of Pamela Anderson in lingerie, but I’ve always had a soft spot for the old bird so I thought I’d throw her a bone. Here she is looking sexy in some conveniently blurry underwear pictures. She actually still looks pretty damn good for a woman her age, it’s amazing what people can do with photoshop. more pictures of Pamela Anderson here

Aubrey O’Day’s Latest Twitter Cleavage

Never one to shy away from a little shameless self promotion, here’s Aubrey O’Day showing off her fat cleavage on Twitter . Before Twitter was invented I guess people used to have to take pictures of their breasts and email them to everyone they knew or even worse print them out and put them in the mail. That seems like an awful lot of work to show someone your breasts. Slutty girls have it easy these days…. Thanks Twitter nerds.

Alessandra Toreson in Some Tight Pants of the Day

This is some real low level celebrity. You know, the kind of girl who paid her PR team to tell the paparazzi what her name was so that they’d take pictures of her….so perverts like me take the pics and post them cuz the bitch is wearing a spandex pants and leggings jacked up an ass are always something I notice…pretty much everytime I leave my house…thanks to the shit becoming fashionable…as girls don’t realize they allow my pervert brain to imagine what the bitch looks like naked….and often times it is better than what they look like naked…cuz shit jacks their asses up proper…. All this to say, is that this Alessandra chick is clearly a good candidate for sex tapes and leaked nudes to get noticed….good deal…. FOLLOW ME

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Lindsay Lohan Made Photo Deal With Betty Ford Chick

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan , Dawn Holland Lindsay Lohan made a secret deal to meet with Dawn Holland — the Betty Ford Center worker Lindsay allegedly attacked — and the plan was that a photog would take pictures of the two together, sell them and Dawn would pocket the cash … sources… Read more

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Lindsay Lohan Returns Twitter

“Clearly.. Paparazzi shouldn#39;t be allowed to take pictures or video while someone#39;s driving or at a stop light. 4every1#39;s sake,” Lindsay Lohan, 24, Tweeted Thursday. Lindsay Lohan isn#39;t wasting any time getting back to her normal life. The actress, who was released from UCLA#39;s Neuropsychiatric Hospital on Tuesday, returned to the roads Wednesday. And now she is back on Twitter. While serving 13 days in jail and 23 days in rehab, Lohan was not allowed to Tweet. In fact, her las

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