As you guys know, I made Courtney Stodden a very generous offer for a sex tape and I have yet to hear from her. She’s forcing me to make a “Courtney Stodden Sex Tape Spoof” and trust me, she doesn’t want that to happen because the talent I’d hire would be way hotter and much more willing to do “anything” on film. Also, the value of her tape when she decides to release one, with mine already circulating will be worthless. So Courtney, I suggest you email me.
As you guys know, I made Courtney Stodden a very generous offer for a sex tape and I have yet to hear from her. She’s forcing me to make a “Courtney Stodden Sex Tape Spoof” and trust me, she doesn’t want that to happen because the talent I’d hire would be way hotter and much more willing to do “anything” on film. Also, the value of her tape when she decides to release one, with mine already circulating will be worthless. So Courtney, I suggest you email me.
Take this , Keyshawn Johnson! Authorities have viewed a surveillance video from Justin Bieber’s home, filmed on the Sunday of Memorial Day Weekend, that proves what the singer has been saying all along: He was NOT behind the wheel of his Ferrari when it sped around his Calabasas neighborhood, earning the wrath of Johnson and a visit from authorities. According to TMZ sources, Tyler the Creator was telling the truth in the days that followed when Tweeting that he drove the car that evening. The video depicts Tyler pulling up to Justin’s home in the vehicle and Bieber arriving a short time later on a motorcycle. Johnson then shows up about 30 seconds later, just as Tyler is exits the car and Bieber gets into it so he can maneuver into the garage. Despite witness testimony that swears Bieber was driving recklessly that evening, a source tells TMZ it is now “highly unlikely” criminal charges will be filed against anyone involved.
America’s Got Talent has not lacked for drama early in Season 9. Travis Pratt proposed to his girlfriend on stage. Paul Thomas Mitchell made like John Mayer and then broke down in front of the judges. Anna Christine was simply awesome. And then last night Jonathan Allen came out, announced that his parents kicked him out on his 18th birthday for being gay, and then stunned with the following audition: Jonathan Allen America’s Got Talent Audition Crowed Howie Mandel: “You seem like a good person, and you have a dream, and a talent, and your own family disowned you, but with your talent, this show has become your family, and we’d like to say ‘welcome home.’ We love you, we accept you, and we are so proud that you came here.” Amen, Howie. Amen.
Yes, Burger King now offers a hands-free Whopper holder. But a fast food chain in Brazil tried to make an actual difference in people’s lives this March. In honor of International Women’s Day, the restaurant Spoleto handed out mirrors to female customers and told them their order would be comped as long as they could say with confidence: I’m beautiful. Pretty cool, right? A video documenting the day just went online. Check it out now: Beautiful Women Eat Free at Restaurant This experiment is part of a new trend of businesses engaging with female empowerment as a type of advertising. Last month, for example, Dove released a ” Real Beauty ” campaign that asked women to describe themselves to a sketch artist. It became a viral sensation.
Get ready for all the vaguely Marxist college kids to start wearing “Shé” t-shirts. Michelle Rodriguez stars as Shé ( not to be confused with the Argentine revolutionary Che Guevara) in the new Machete Kills character poster . Take a look: Danny Trejo returns to star as the title character in the action sequel. This time, he is approached by the U.S. President to help stop a dangerous millionaire. Who plays the President? Charlie Sheen. The movie is apparently a dystopian horror film. Who plays the wealthy lunatic? Mel Gibson. There’s the realism we were looking for. Robert Rodriguez returns to direct the film, which will premiere September 13. Jessica Alba, Sofia Vergara, Demian Bichir, Amber Heard, Zoe Saldana, Edward James Olmos, Vanessa Hudgens, Cuba Gooding, Jr., and Lady Gaga also star. Watch the Machete Kills trailer for a preview.
Jennifer Lopez does not think she was too sexy for her shirt during a performance this week on Britain’s Got Talent . Or for her body suit, to be more accurate. The singer gave a radio interview today in which she was asked about the writhing and gyrating (and outfit) that created such a stir a couple nights ago. “It was a body suit,” J. Lo said of the controversial look. “A lot of performers wear those these days. It’s stage clothes. I’m not going to walk down the street like that.” Jennifer Lopez Stands Up for Sexy Performance Watch the performance again here and then react below: Jennifer Lopez Performs on Britain’s Got Talent Were Lopez’s moves too sexy for primetime television? Yes, kids were watching! No, she should get sexier! View Poll »
If you’re wondering where Tila Tequila has been all your life, you know since she fell off the map when she lost her show and her mind and fell into a drug fueled downward spiral and I know you aren’t wondering where Tila Tequila has been, but more wondering who Tila Tequila is, because she’s that fucking useless….Well, she’s been honing her talent of magician who can contort energy for Youtube so that everyone things she’s crazy and that she gets a video with more than 100,000 views, since the last time that happened was years ago and it only happened because she stripped like it was Myspace and she just landed Playboy, the root of all this shit that is Tila Tequila. As amateur as it is, it’s all strategic, and I spent with Tila Tequila when she was at her peak and on TV, she didn’t even drink, and wouldn’t let anyone touch her or her hair. The highlight of her career wasn’t fake friends on myspace leading to a TV show thanks to MTV having no understanding of the internet or good content, it wasn’t when the show was cancelled, it wasn’t that barely anyone cared about her, I mean they didn’t even bother mocking her demise, IT WASN’T HER SEX TAPE she was that irrelevant…the highlight, as far as I’m concerned, is that she had this “Army” of losers, that had her back and singled me out one day on twitter…but maybe I’m just being selfish. make ti all about me. Watch her insane video that’s not even insane. Here she is modeling bikinis before she turned lesbian, lost her mind, etc….. BUY HER SEX TAPE
Old timer Avril Lavigne has a song about her youth…. I can’t believe she’s still milking that one trick pony she rode in on. I mean she’s probably pushing 40 by now, yet she still dresses like a 17 year old, and writes song about being 17, even though you know she probably doesn’t remember being 17 because it was so long ago. I think we call this knowing her market, but more importantly knowing shit lyrics that speak to 17 year olds, you know low level smut with lyrics like “acting stupid for fun”….”not caring about anything”….”cuz we were 17″….shut the fuck up cunt. Somone needs this twat sent back to Canada so we can do what needs to be done to her Canadian beaver….that has got out of line….you know take it out back and have it shot, stuffed and mounted. You know cuz either we put her out of her misery, or she becomes the source of our misery. I mean seriously, her career has been going on for 15 years, I would have assumed she’d be a has been stripper by now. Where did it all go wrong ? Here are the hottest Avril Lavigne pictures I could find on such short notice..
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