The brilliant people at Oscar Mayer have out-brillianted themselves. They figured the one sure way to get people out of bed in the morning is with the sound – and smell – of bacon cooking. Because if there is one thing Americans love more than sleep, it’s bacon. They’ve invented a small device that plugs into the headphone jack of your iPhone and interacts with their free bacon-sound alarm clock app. When your alarm goes off, you’ll not only hear bacon sizzling, you’ll also smell it. With your nose! For real! Unfortunately for us, you cannot buy this amazing device. You have to go to their new Wake Up And Smell The Bacon website between now and April 4, 2014 and sign up for a chance to receive one. (To research this post I obviously had to apply. I’m sad to report I didn’t win one… yet. Although I swear I can already smell bacon cooking after writing the word “bacon” so many times.) On second thought, this whole idea seems sort of cruel. Waking up to the irresistible smell of bacon only to discover…no bacon?? Torture. The Oscar Mayer Institute for the Advancement of Bacon also released a video that you really just have to see. There are no words. Well maybe one word…. Wake Up And Smell The Bacon BACON!
Steve Hirsch of Vivid Entertainment says a Marilyn Monroe sex tape with JFK and RFK would be worth eight figures easily, however he doesn’t think it’s legit. Still, he’s prepared to pay $10,000 just for the “privilege” of seeing it. “If it’s legit and we can distribute it, it will be a massive bestseller,” the Vivid CEO said, though “the pieces just don’t add up and I’m more than a little skeptical.” “In fact I want to be the first to screen it. What’s the value of the movie if distributed on the open market? $10 million minimum and probably a lot more.” The alleged Marilyn Monroe sex tape was set to be auctioned off by the Tulare (Calif.) County Sheriff, which had been seized the property, two days ago. As part of a lawsuit involving William Castleberry, the purported porno was confiscated; however, he paid off a judgment against him at the 11th over. As such, the tape is slated to be returned to him. Castleberry insists the tape is real, and that he only kept it private for so long because he was good friends with Joe DiMaggio, Marilyn’s former husband. Questions about the legitimacy of the tape have been raised, however, with several sources reaching out to Radar to suggest it simply does not exist . “William’s sex tape of the Kennedys and Marilyn doesn’t exist,” said one insider. “There’s absolutely nothing on the 8 mm tape and nothing is visible.” “Most of his collection is fake,” they said of the Hollywood collector. “People should be very, very careful before bidding on any purported memorabilia.” Castleberry denied adamantly that this or that anything in his collection is fake, insisting, “No way. The tape is real and so is everything that the cops took.” There’s no doubt about these facts, at the very least: The Kim Kardashian sex tape is real. So is the Farrah Abraham … whatever you wanna call that display. It’s not really a “sex tape,” more of a porno. Either way: Boning Central. Knock yourselves out.
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford acknowledged today what many have suspected for awhile. He smoked crack cocaine at some point last year, but he has a valid excuse: The politician was in a drunken stupor at the time. Rob Ford Admits to Smoking Crack According to The Associated Press, Ford admitted to this hardcore drug use during a Q&A with reporters at City Hall. “Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine,” Ford said . “There have been times when I’ve been in a drunken stupor. That’s why I want to see the tape. I want everyone in the city to see this tape. I don’t even recall there being a tape or video. I want to see the state that I was in.” Yes, there’s a tape. It surfaced in May and the crack allegation has been circulating ever since, though this is the first time Ford has directly discussed the issue; police admitted a few days ago they have a copy of the footage. Ford previously apologized for excessive drinking and other snafus while in office, but has refused to resign. Toronto Police Chief Bill Blair says he’s “disappointed” in the mayor, a comment that led to Ford’s brother actually saying Blair should resign. Ford’s former driver will soon go on trial for drug and extortion charges (seriously!) and authorities say the tape of Ford doing crack will be made public when that trial begins. Until then, cops would like to simply speak to Ford, but his attorney has turned down all requests for a meeting.
The Farrah Abraham sex tape is just days away from hitting adult video stores and sites near you, barring any last minute contract squabbles with MTV. Steve Hirsch, the CEO of Vivid Entertainment, says he’s ready to release it unless the network gives him a really good legal reason to shelve it for now. Hirsch wants to know if there’s something in her contract that would prohibit his company from releasing the Farrah Abraham sex tape it just purchased. Having paid big bucks for the rights to the Backdoor Teen Mom ‘s work, there’s no way he won’t release the tape, whether it’s this week or down the road. By sending an ultimatum of sorts to MTV, he’s going on record saying he wants to iron out any issues now, rather than face a frivolous lawsuit later. Farrah was allegedly paid nearly $1 million for the romp, which she planned to pass off as a “leaked” tape, but was really just a porn she set out to make. Whatever you want to call it, and whatever you think of her decision from a moral standpoint, her plan netted huge money, and the tape is about to go national. It’s unclear how the network could object. The original Teen Mom is over with, and we doubt she had any anti- James Deen pleasuring clauses to begin with. You gonna check out the Farrah Abraham sex tape? You bet! She’s hot! Maybe. Need to see a sneak peek first. No way. I refuse to acknowledge that disgrace of a mom! View Poll »
Farrah Abraham is playing hard to get when it comes to selling the rights to her “sex tape,” and isn’t afraid to tell off the biggest name in the industry. While Vivid Entertainment CEO Steve Hirsch has seen the tape, and met with her about it, Farrah says he does NOT own the rights yet, and best recognize. Abraham’s ruse to pass the porn video off as a sex tape blew up in her face when she and co-star James Deen were seen heading out of Vivid’s offices. Now she’s furious with Hirsch, who wants that Farrah Abraham porn badly, but hasn’t agreed to her asking price, said to be way more than it’s worth. But until he does, she says he can step off. The Teen Mom star’s lawyer sent a cease and desist letter to Vivid, establishing clear boundaries and acknowledging for the first time that the tape is hers. The letter says, unequivocally, that “Ms. Abraham retains all ownership rights in this video and any unlawful conduct could infringe on those rights.” Basically … don’t even think of releasing the thing. Abraham hilariously claimed earlier this week that the tape was for personal use, a tall tale no one believed and that James Deen himself contradicted. In fact, the thing is actively being shopped to the adult film community; the only reason it hasn’t come out yet is that she wants A LOT of money. No one’s met her in the middle yet, but at least three parties are interested: PornHub is negotiating for the rights with her, according to insiders BangYouLater already made her an offer for a smooth $100K Vivid still wants in, albeit for less than her desired $2 million Just another day in the elaborately staged sex tape biz.
Speculation continues to swirl surrounding Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham, her sex tape, how it came to be, and when if will see the light of day. The video, which was made with porn star James Deen , was made for her eyes only and never intended for the public … if you believe her lies. In a new interview , Deen says Farrah signed a release, got paid for the tape and was part of a for-profit plot to make it look like it accidentally leaked. “I was approached to do this,” Deen says of the Farrah Abraham porn . “There was this whole scheme … ‘you guys can go out on a date and we’ll take pictures and pretend you’re dating’ … and I said absolutely not.” “There was this whole strategy and it blew up in their faces.” By “they,” he means Abraham’s PR people and the production company that created an elaborate scenario for him to pose with Farrah as a dating couple. Presumably, this idea was concocted based on the premise that a “leaked” tape would generate huge buzz and an even bigger payday for Abraham. It was all a big lie to make money, James Deen says, and Farrah was in on the whole scheme from the start. He did her … but he wouldn’t do that. “I have no desire to participate in that kind of publicity,” he said, noting that he tried to talk Abraham out of the ruse and made it clear he wasn’t on board. “I told them, someone is gonna see this and be like, ‘Oh, that’s James Deen, and someone’s gonna call me and say, ‘Hey man, what’s up with this chick?’” “And I’m gonna say, ‘We shot a porno and that’s it.’ I’m not going to say I’m dating someone I’m not,” adds Deen, and that’s exactly what happened. When he was photographed with Abraham after a meeting with Vivid Entertainment, he directly said upon being asked that they aren’t dating – just filmed a porno. “I can say whatever I want to, it’s not like I have any legal restrictions in any way, shape, or form,” he said of the tape, which is still being shopped . Deen also pointed out the obvious: That’s there’s no way anyone would believe a porn star like him would be involved in this without being contracted. “I was approached to do this, and I was like, ‘I’m the worst person to do this.’ Not to be arrogant, but if you watch pornos and I’m in it … people are gonna know it’s me.” “I’m a public person, especially in the adult film world.” “On the street, most people might not recognize me, but if you’re going to watch a porno and you’re into porno, it’s like, ‘Hey, there’s that porn guy!'” “I told them I’m not the right person to cast for this.” But hey, they paid him and he did his thing. He just didn’t go along with the ruse they wanted him to, apparently. The real question, at the end of the day: Do you wanna see the thing? You bet! She’s hot! Maybe. Need to see a sneak peek first. No way. I refuse to acknowledge that disgrace of a mom! View Poll »
What does a $2 million pizza look like? Does it have gold leaf and saffron-infused white truffles? Is the cheese made from the milk of a thousand duck-billed platypuses? Is the sauce the really good Newman’s Own stuff with the garlic and basil? No! None of that! It looks like this: According to Motherboard , the pizza was purchased by Mike Lazio back in May of 2010 using an online currency called Bitcoins (BTC). 10,000 BTC to be exact. At the time, a BTC equaled about .3 cents, meaning that Lazio spent about $30 on it when he took to the Bitcoin forum to make an offer: you order me pizza in the real world, I’ll give you 10,000 BTC. It was the first time a real-world transaction had actually occurred using the virtual currency, and is believed to have sparked the intense inflation that has caused one single BTC to rise to about $234. So do the math: 10,000 BTC at $234 each means that if Lazio had kept that money instead of spending it on Pizza, he’d be sitting on an extra $2.34 million. Hopefully he enjoyed the pizza. I bet he could have found a lot of homemade pizza recipes that cost a lot less than $2.34 million to make.
Ashley Judd is a joke and probably mentally unbalanced, according to a leaked tape in which Sen. Mitch McConnell’s staff is plotting how to run against her. McConnell (R-KY) was fully expecting a U.S. Senate bid from Judd in 2014, and although she decided not to run , his staff discussed her at length. McConnell’s voice can be heard during parts of the recording. At one point, someone played a recording of the star describing her religious beliefs: “I still choose the God of my understanding as the God of my childhood,” she says. “I have to expand my God concept from time to time, and you know particularly I enjoy native faith practices, and have a very nature-based God concept.” “I’d like to think I’m like St. Francis in that way. Brother Donkey, Sister Bird.” One of McConnell’s staffers can be heard laughing at that point in the tape. Another staffer laughs and says, “people would take to the streets with pitchforks.” During the tape, the team also discusses Ashley Judd’s mental health. “She’s clearly … this sounds extreme … but she is emotionally unbalanced,” one McConnell staff member says. “I mean … it’s been documented.” According to the aide, “she’s suffered some suicidal tendencies. She was hospitalized for 42 days when she had a mental breakdown in the 90s.” Judd is also described as “anti-sort-of-traditional American family.” Ashley Judd Leaked Tape It appears from the audio that McConnell’s team doesn’t feel threatened by Judd, yet the fact that they were even talking about this tells you a lot. McConnell even produced a couple of anti-Ashley Judd ads , 18 MONTHS before an election she never said she was running in. Also a telling sign. The audio (excerpted above) was posted by Mother Jones, the left-leaning publication which also released the infamous Mitt Romney 47 percent video. Again, it’s all moot, as Judd’s not running for Senate, but McConnell’s office is livid and wants the FBI to investigate the source of the video’s leak. Campaign manager Jesse Benton said in response to the leak that “Watergate-style tactics to bug campaign headquarters are above and beyond.”
The good news? Friday Night Lights star Minka Kelly is the newest starlet to have a sex tape auctioned off to the highest bidder by a bitter ex. The bad news? She might be underage in it. The tape shows Minka and an unidentified ex-boyfriend (presumably the one now peddling the tape) bumping uglies back in her home state of New Mexico. In the video, Minka is apparently very aware that she’s being taped and plays to the camera, which has been hooked up to a TV monitor so she and her AV club honey can watch themselves in action. It’s unclear when the tape was shot, with only one clue to how old Minka might have been at the time. We’ll let TMZ explain: ” Two songs from Brandy’s second album, “Never Say Never,” are playing in the background. The album was released on June 8, 1998 — 16 days before Minka’s 18th birthday. ” Minka has never done a proper onscreen nude scene, so if this tape does get released, it will be our first-ever glimpse at Minka’s pink-a. So c’mon, internet, it’s Encyclopedia Brown time- did Minka Kelly run out and buy Brandy’ s Never Say Never the day it came out, or did she get it two weeks later as a birthday present? The fate of the wanking world depends on it. Warm up for the Minka Kelly sex tape with sexy pics and clips right here at MrSkin.com!
‘We’ll get together almost every night, all the coaches, believe it or not,’ country singer tells MTV News. By Jocelyn Vena Blake Shelton Photo: MTV News While there seems to be a friendly rivalry between the four judges on “The Voice,” off camera, that rivalry is nonexistent. The sole country star among the foursome, Blake Shelton, revealed to MTV News just what those crazy kids do when the cameras stop rolling and they are left to their own devices. “We hang out a little bit,” he told us. “It’s different out there in Los Angeles, and I don’t really fit in on the scene, but there’s been a time or two [we’ll hang out], normally during the live episodes, especially last year. We’ll get together almost every night, all the coaches, believe it or not.” Shelton remembered one get-together where the only lady judge showed up to party with bells on. “I had a party last year at my house,” he recalled. “And I’ll be damned if the first person at my door wasn’t Christina Aguilera. We love our house parties on ‘The Voice.’ ” The singer’s love for all his judge pals extends beyond a good party; he wants them on his team too! One judge in particular would be Shelton’s first pick for Team Blake : “Cee Lo, because he can do anything. He can do rock. I’ve never heard him rap, but I’m sure he can rap. I know he does whatever it is he does [musically, and] he’s really good at it. That’s who I want: Cee Lo.” But what if he could cast his dream bromance? Well, that honor goes to someone else. “All I have to say is, it’s true: I have a man crush on Adam,” Shelton admitted . “It blows me away people can pick up on that just by watching that on television. I want to kiss him. I want to kiss him so bad. I don’t care if it’s mutual or not. Can you honestly tell me that you don’t have a little bit of a crush on Adam? He’s sexy, is the word I’m using.” Would you like to attend a “Voice” judge party? Let us know in the comments! Related Artists Blake Shelton
