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Ashley Greene’s Short Shorts Will Do For Now

These are by no means as hot as yesterday’s Ashley Greene bikini pictures , but at least she’s not wearing her workout gear. Besides, if you’re not going to wear a bikini, short shorts aren’t a bad alternative. Sadly she was with one of those little Jonas Brothers characters, what the hell? I had to crop him out for my own sanity because the thought of her bumping uglies with one of those asswipes was too much for me to handle. Hopefully this has all been a misunderstanding.

Ashley Greene Needs My Attention

I don’t want to say that constantly seeing pictures of Ashley Greene in her sexy little workout gear has made me immune to her hotness, but I’m beginning to think she doesn’t have anything else to wear so I’m organizing a clothing drive for the Twilight hottie. There are a few restrictions though, I want only articles of clothing that have been previously worn by strippers or pornstars. I will also accept items with the terms see through or crotchless in the title. Thank you.

Britney Spears Nipples Hit The Streets

Britney Spears is at it again, taking the old nipples out for some frappuccinos and making crazy faces at the paparazzi. What the hell is in those things? I could use a few of them before hitting the bars. Anyhow, I thought her dad was awarded custody of her nipples and was supposed to keep them out of the public eye. They’re unstoppable, like a fat girl after a few vodka cranberries. Scary. more pictures of Britney Spears here

Ashley Greene Is Red Hot Goodness

I know that this is the second post I’ve done today featuring Ashley Greene’s awesome beauty, but she’s all dolled up at the 2010 ESPY Awards and I couldn’t just leave her hanging in her sexy red dress all alone. That’s just impolite. Besides, how am I ever going to get into her pants if I don’t put her up on the site from time to time? If you said in your imagination, you’re just not a nice person. more pictures of Ashley Greene here

Ashley Greene’s Hotness Gets All Sweaty

I’m happy to report that Ashley Greene is Keeping herself nice and fit for me and my loyal readers. Here she is getting all hot and bothered after leaving the gym the other day in her sexy workout spandex. What do I have to do to get reincarnated as spandex? Is it just a matter of cutting a cheque or do I have to actually do something worthwhile for charity? Forget it, with my luck I’ll come back as spandex in some fat European dudes speedo. No thank you. more pictures of Ashley Greene here

Ashley Greene’s Hotness Walking The Streets

Obviously you know by now that I’m not getting enough Ashley Greene in my life, which might explain why I post pictures of her practically every day, I do it in the hopes of getting a more evenly balanced hotties diet. Anyhow, here she is doing her sexy thing walking the streets yesterday, not walking the streets in the way that I might be able to buy her affection for about an hour and a half, but still looking hot as hell. Sweet.

Ashley Greene’s Butt Needs A Helping Hand

Ashley Greene is one of my new favorite hotties, so even on the rare occasion where she’s dressed like it’s her “special” time of the month and she’s having a particularly heavy flow day, I’m still going to post pictures of her. In every relationship, even if it’s one sided and over the information super highway, there are going to be days where your true feelings for a woman are tested. Like when she slaps you in the sack for eating all the ice cream when all you were trying to do was save her ass from getting too large. This is one of those days. more pictures of Ashley Greene here

Ashley Greene Knows How To Beat The Heat

It looks like I’m not the only one who’s suffering through this insane summer heat wave. Here’s super hottie Ashley Greene doing her best to cope with the heat by putting on her finest pair of short shorts and hiking up her shirt to let that cute little belly breathe. It’s a good look for her, now if she really wants to cool down she can crack open a fire hydrant and frolic in the water while Whitesnake rocks out on the stereo.

Ashley Greene’s Hotness Does It Again

I thought that I might start to get a little sick of looking at pictures of Ashley Greene because she’s all over the place these days promoting her latest sensitive vampire movie… I’m not. Here she is in England giving me those bedroom eyes that make me feel all warm and fuzzy in my special places. I don’t know how she does it, but I think she’s getting even better looking. I love her.

Ashley Greene’s Incredibly Cute Booty

I’m sure most of you know how much I like this Ashley Greene chick, even if she is in those annoying sensitive vampire movies, and some of you may know how much I like watching hot chicks feed parking meters, so put the two together and we’ve got a winner. Here’s the Twilight starlet showing off her cute little booty while she slowly and gently pumps a parking meter full of coins…. Over and over again. Hot. more pictures of Ashley Greene here