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Ashley Greene Is An Absolute Stunner

Posted on June 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m kinda falling in love with Ashley Greene , she’s really a gorgeous woman and I hope she’s starting to feel the same way about me. Who am I kidding, she probably doesn’t even know I exist, maybe I’ll have her friend slip her a note in gym class. Anyhow, here she is at the Much Music Video Awards last night in her sexy short dress teasing me with her long legs. I hope all this attention I’m giving Ashley is making Blake Lively jealous, I haven’t seen her in a while so maybe this will get her back out there. I have room in my heart for the two of them so I’m sure we can work something out. Call me.

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Ashley Greene Does Jack Magazine

Posted on June 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have to say that Ashley Greene is really stepping up her game these days, here she is looking drop dead sexy in the pages of Jack magazine. Plain and simple, this chick is just sexy, so it’s nice to see her tarted up in some sweet sultry photographs. More please. I think a torrid love affair with a celebrity blogger would really do wonders for this chick’s career and mine because I’d have a lot of semi-nude pictures on my camera phone. Call me.

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Ashley Greene’s Tight Ass Bikini Body

Posted on June 11, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s no secret that my crotch and I really love bikini pictures, so these shots of Ashley Greene were a no brainer. I know they’re not candid bikini pictures of her sipping champagne by the pool, but they’re showing off her killer abs so they’ll have to do. The rest of the shots are pretty lame, but she’s still hotter than a whore’s crotch. Who knew a bikini and a jean jacket would be so hot. Enjoy.

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Ashley Greene Has Trouble With Her Top

Posted on June 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I absolutely love hot women in their sweet workout outfit, it let’s me know they’re at least trying to stay fit, especially when the hottie in question is Ashley Greene . Here she is walking the streets in her nice spandex having a little trouble containing her boobs with that top of hers. This is a clever clothing design if you ask me, a top that never really stays in place long enough to keep the boobs covered. Brilliant. Next I want to see dresses that are so light that they can’t help but be blown up by even the slightest breeze. Hot.

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Ashley Greene’s Girl On Girl Action

Posted on May 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It looks like Ashley Greene might be getting a little desperate. With rumors circulating that she’s trying to make a cash grab before the next installment in the Twilight saga and that producers might dump her from the movie altogether just to make a point, here she is trying to stay relevant by playing kissy face with some chick on the red carpet the other night. I like it, more hot barely-celebrity chicks should go this route, this might be just what Audrina Patridge and Kristin Cavallari need to keep working now that their show is cancelled. Although in their case I would replace innocent little kisses with naughty baby oil leg wrestling. Ashley is more than welcome to join in. Call me.

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Ashley Greene’s Disappointing Girl On Girl Photoshoot

Posted on April 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve just started writing this post about Ashley Greene and some chick named Rachelle Lefevre in an H Magazine photoshoot and I’m already bored out of my mind. What’s with the giant evening gowns? This isn’t sexy, alright maybe in Medieval times this would be sexy, but get with the times. Girls are slutty these days, they wear little outfits that their dads would never approve of and sometimes they kiss each other on the lips to get guys attention at the clubs… Where’s that photoshoot? I’m thoroughly disappointed.

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Ashley Greene Gives Me Impure Thoughts

Posted on March 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I really like this Ashley Greene chick, even if she was in that Twilight garbage I won’t hold it against her, we’ve all done things in our past we care to forget. Some more obese bigger than others. Anyhow here she is looking hot walking the streets one sunny afternoon. I like the way she’s running her fingers through her hair, so hot, I wish I could help her brush it before bed. Hmmm, that sounded a hell of a lot less creepy in my head. I take it back, instead I’d like to stuff a pillow with the left over hair from the salon so I can smell her while I sleep. That’s better. more pictures of Ashley Greene here

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Ashley Greene Knows How To Tease

Posted on March 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if I’m just in the mood for a frappuccino or if Ashley Greene looks absolutely delicious in these pictures. Whatever it is, I could sure go for a taste right about now. Here she is walking the streets while she gives me those bedroom eyes that I like so much. I think I may be falling for this bird, every time I see her she gets better and better looking, even if she’s not doing anything other than sensually sucking on her straw in public like she knows what she’s up to. Enjoy.

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Ashley Greene Pumps It Good

Posted on March 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Greene must be doing this crap on purpose, she knows that I’ve got a weird fetish for celebrity chicks feeding parking meters, so why else would this be going on. Sadly, if she really knew me she would know that I’m partial to the old school meters and these new modern parking meters just don’t do the trick. Just like the new techno strippers can’t out dance the old “dead inside” strippers. Those chicks go into some sort of trance…. I love it.

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Ashley Greene Teases

Posted on March 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Ashley Greene teasing us with some sexy faces while she buys flowers, I bet she got a discount. Have I written enough yet? Are you still reading this garbage? Seriously, it’s just some chick in a cardigan making a couple of doing it facial expressions that I’ve never seen before. Most of the sex faces I see involve frowns or scowls or bitter looks of disappointment. Aren’t you glad you kept reading?

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