Do I really have to write some more crap about this Taylor Momsen chick? We get it, you’re such a badass in your inappropriate lingerie… Blah, Blah, Blah. Nobody cares anymore, grow up, get married and leave us alone. We’ll see you in twenty years on one of those crappy ‘Where Are They Now?’ shows.
Do I really have to write some more crap about this Taylor Momsen chick? We get it, you’re such a badass in your inappropriate lingerie… Blah, Blah, Blah. Nobody cares anymore, grow up, get married and leave us alone. We’ll see you in twenty years on one of those crappy ‘Where Are They Now?’ shows.
My day is not complete without watching a recent concert video of Taylor Momsen on her quest to be a respected, yet fabricated and contrived, 70s rocker who is all wild and crazy and tapes her nipples, wears lingerie and pretty much will fade into obscurity the day she turns 18 and America realizes they’ve seen all they want to see of her, as they go on to find the next 17 year old to obsess over, cuz it’s illegal and that’s what turns them on…those crazy Americans in their land of the free, unless you want to do fun things… I can’t watch this shit without laughing…it is so fucking lame….but luckily I have this talent where I can focus on the body in fishnets and panties and ignore all things bad about them…I developed the skill when I was on my fourth hooker having a drug overdose, and I was keen on getting my money’s worth before dealing with the issue at hand…ever since then…no distractions. I don’t know what I’m talking about…watch the video… Here’s her fan video of the day – cuz it’s hilariously bad…and awkward…you know with the fact that they are grown men…
I don’t really know anything about the movie she’s working on, I think it’s with that Borat dude, but I do know that I love Megan Fox and will post pictures of her doing pretty much anything. Here she is on set or on her way to the set looking sexy in her little t-shirt. They’re not exactly the best shots, I’m seeing far too much bodyguard and not enough of Megan’s body, but I’ll take whatever I can get from this chick. She’s definitely got a body worth guarding.
I can’t believe I keep having to post pictures of this underage, inappropriately dressed Taylor Momsen chick. What the hell am I supposed to say without sounding like a creepy old man? This chick is the reason millions of men wish they only have boys. Here she is on stage pretty much topless with electrical tape over her nipples. Is it me? Am I just a prude? Wherever her parents are, probably off spending the girl’s money, they need to get this under control. Put a shirt on.
The latest business strategy for the Kardashians, cuz they know they are losing appeal and their on the decline, is to exploit their youngest girls, who are not quite at sex tape age yet…but they are planting the seeds. They’ve got the 13 year old one riding Segway scooters with the tightest shorts jacked up her vagina …. and the < a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=58687" target="_blank"> 15 year old one out in her bikini ….cuz like Taylor Momsen and so many sluts before her, and guys are into teen va-jenner, they know that slutty teens make money, get noticed and lead to good things…I mean until they grow up, feel worthless and exploited and kill themselves, cuz unlike Kim, they always had stupid fame and money, so when that disappears, they will only blame themselves, where as I like to think Kim knows she’s on borrowed time, milking it as hard as she can, cuz any rational mind knows how ridiculous the whole thing is, while these girls are all cunty in school being like “my sister is kim kardashian”….and shit… You know how it is…and if you don’t…it always ends in suicide…thanks to great parenting….you know cuz they teach them about whoring yourself at a young age…and keep all the money you make…like you were a Culkin….who cares.
I don’t know what these pictures of Avril Lavigne are for, I don’t like doing research, but they kind of look like an ad for some sort of cheap Wal Mart girls clothing line. Whatever it is, she’s wearing a decent little jean skirt which kind of makes it alright. I kind of feel like a creepy old dude looking at these shots, but Avril’s got to be almost thirty so I know I’m alright. Enjoy.
I can’t think of a better way to finish off the week than with some pictures of an underage chick wearing completely inappropriate clothing. I’m going on some sort of government list now aren’t I? Anyhow, I’m only posting these pictures of Taylor Momsen in her skimpy lingerie like outfit so that hopefully wherever her parent are they see this and discipline her appropriately. That’s the only reason.
As repetitive and annoying and phony as this cry for attention may be, Taylor Momsen is still a soon to be 18 year old girl, already whoring herself out for her personal gain, and it’d be pretty homosexual of me not to embrace it, love it and endorse it, cuz daddy issues are one of my favorite things, not that this is daddy issues, but instead just a serious need to get noticed, by getting naked, sexualizing herself and all at such a young age….is kinda inspiring…and never boring….if you know what I mean…which you do… My only concern is what happens when she turns 18 and no one cares anymore. Will she be like the underage stripper with fake ID I once got a lap dance from unknowingly, who is now a major pornstar, who prospered in her youthful sluttiness thanks to an early start…or will she get fat and fade away like so many molested by her dad, sexualized at a young age, lesbians before her…I guess time will tell..
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