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Taylor Momsen’s Try Hard To be Slutty Rock and Roll Show of the Day

So Taylor Momsen was in Barcelona playing at the Razzmatazz, and she got a group of girls, who all look like teenage girls into their bras, screamed at them and made out with them, wearing a hipster rock t-shirt and panties, only to end up making out with one of the bitches, cuz Taylor Momsen’s a fucking attention seeking piece of contrived shit, who knows in a couple of months, she will turn 18 and be forgotten…. I mean the shit I can’t grasp is how the bitch went from being a bubbly gossip girl to being this disaster rock and roller, I mean shit is as legit as my sexual attraction to my wife….which is not legit at all…but then again I don’t pretend it is…making it a bad example…. What it really comes down to is that slutty teens, half naked and acting bisexual, flashing panties, and being “Bad”, although irritating as hell cuz it is so fake, is still kinda awesome…cuz it is girls being sluts at an age that you can assume they will grow up to be sluts…and just knowing every one of her almost 18 year old fans is going home and dyking out, taping her tits, and doing all this stupidity makes for the hope of an arousing future.. and no matter how lame or contrived it is, a whole lot of it is real fucking authentic….. Thanks for doing your part Momsen you spoiled, useless cunt…now turn 18 and really exploit yourself already…it is time. I’m not interested in posting the pics -cuz it is so contrived and not jerkoffable – but if you want to see them FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Taylor Momsen’s Try Hard To be Slutty Rock and Roll Show of the Day

Taylor Momsen Drunk, Disorderly And Pantless

Yesterday I had pictures of Taylor Momsen walking around without any pants on, I assume like most teenage girls her age are doing these days, I don’t know I’m out of touch. So I thought I’d follow them up with some shots of her drunk and disorderly getting into a cab. I’ll say it again, where are this girl’s Mom and Dad? She must be one of those brats who divorced her parents like that kid from Home Alone did years ago. Anyhow, you know the drill.

Leighton Meester Performing of the Day

I kinda prefer when she was coming up and staring in foot fetish videos to make a living, pay her rent and buy her time until finding the right ladder wrung to fuck her way up…. Her mom was a prison rat…I mean this bitch was raised in a halfway house….taught how to whore at a young age…like the gutter kids playing outside my house from broken welfare homes… At least she’s more authentic than that cunt costar of hers….Taylor Momsen…but she could use a lot more titty flashing…cuz without the titty flashing this is just on some beautiful sounding lovliness and that hardly works for me…but I guess works for Meester cuz bitch is getting paid son…

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Mia Michaels Big on the Beach of the Day

Her name is Mia Michaels. She’s some emmy award winner for being the Choreographer on So You THink You Can Dance. She’s on the beach and I think it’s safe to say she needs a little less choreography and a lot more dancing in her life…cuz this bitch is huge. So huge it is almost offensive she call herself a dancer, unless her form of dance is being the bouncy castle little kids play on in the backyard at birthday parties, or the freak entertainment at the stripclub on BBW night, where their skin dances in ways skinny chicks can’t relate to….and that’s all I have to say about that…

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Taylor Momsen Titty Flash of the Day

Apparently Taylor Momsen flashed the crowd with her electrical tape clad titties yesterday, cuz she’s starved for attention, showing the world just how rock she is, cuz she just doesn’t give a fuck, you see years of being a childstar make you hard…..you know essentially nothing but a bullshit hustle, for a bullshit girl, who will have no choice but to fuck on camera when she finally does turn 18, cuz that’s where she’s at right now….. The whole Taylor thing is useless and waste of time, or as useless and a waste of time as a teen flashing her tits can be, which I guess isn’t really useless or a waste of time at all, but she’s still a fucking try hard joke who shouldn’t exist….even if she wins us perverts over. On a side note, I’m so good at the internet I got you this genius clip of the flashing… You’d think people coulda got some better footage…Oh well. To See All The Hot Taped Up Titty Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Taylor Momsen Is A Hot Zombie

Is Taylor Momsen eighteen yet? I’ve been writing about this chick for a while now, she has to be. If she’s not she shouldn’t be allowed out of the house wearing outfits like this. Here she is at some show or something looking like a zombie prostitute. Is she one of those kids who divorced her parents so she can do whatever she wants? Anyhow, in case she’s still underage I’m just going to say that I think it’s past her bedtime and she should call home.

Taylor Momsen Is Still Seventeen Folks

I’m not sure I should be posting this kind of crap, she’s still pretty young, but Taylor Momsen is kind of popular now with the slutty goth kids so I don’t really have a choice. Here she is looking her age like a vampire prostitute while she’s performing in some dingy bar over the weekend. Who manages this kid? Don’t get me wrong, if she was between twenty and twenty-five I’d be all over it, but she’s not and by law I have to say this is inappropriate.

Vanessa Hudgens is the Amazing Face of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is today’s Amazing Face…. Amazing face is a stupid new feature I started for no real reason other than posting a picture of a motherfucker with a stupid face, making a stupid enough face for me to consider it an amazing face…. Whether it’s Chris Brown dressed like Sisqo humping fat bitches in bikinis, or Amy Winehouse and Joan Crawford’s bad plastic surgery, or Vanessa Hudgens looking drunk enough to be an easy date rape…the world is filled with Amazing Faces and I think this is the best this site has to offer…. FOLLOW ME

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Taylor Momsen’s Crotch Shot of the Day

I think I like Taylor Momsen so much because her name starts with MOM And I never had a mom…I mean that or because she’s a teenage whore who isn’t really a whore but pretends to be so people talk to her before she turns 18 like she was Panettiere, Lohan, Jojo, Mandy Moore, Miley, The Olsens and a whole lot of other pussy people fixated on at 17, cuz 17 makes them old enough to fuck, just not in America, causing all kinds of confused feelings the media eats up and spits out to make you think these bitches are relevant, until they turn 18 and follow the path of Panettiere, Lohan, Jojo, Mandy Moore, Miley, The Olsens and a whole lot of other pussy people fixated on at 17. Which is pretty much no where special…rich…sure, but totally fucking uselss and practically non existent…if only they could stay 17 forever….DIE 18th birthday. If you know what I mean…. FOLLOW ME

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Lohan Goes to a Basketball Game of the Day

Lohan is such a fucking dyke…..and Dykes, even with fat tits and fake porn lips are fucking boring. FOLLOW ME

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Lohan Goes to a Basketball Game of the Day