I may not be a fan of Taylor Swift ‘s music, but I’d take front row seats to this leg show any day of the week. And even though everybody always rags on Taylor for going through ex-boyfriends faster than toilet paper, I get where she’s coming from. In fact, between those legs and her serial dating, I think Taylor would make a perfect ex-Mrs. Tuna someday. After we divorce, she can write a hit single about me while I get rich off our sex tape. It’d be a real win-win. Photos: Fameflynet
This is major news, at least to the average middle american who is out of work, uneducated and doesn’t really bother with actual news, because the whole celebrity thing is far more exciting, you know to distract from their shitty fucking life, giving them something focus on, like Taylor Swift’s relationship history as they buy her merchandise making her money, and not realizing how shitty their lives are, because if they did realize, they’d likely kill themselves by hanging from the trailer park communal shower, because the ceilings in the trailer aren’t high enough to dangle from…. Taylor Swift is not wearing weirdo high waisted bikini bottoms like some kind of creep who raided her grandmother’s bathing suit drawer like she has the last dozen or more times she’s been in a bikini… I don’t know about you, but this is just major…at least in a world with little going on…
Taylor Swift’s infamous “shut the f–k up” comment at the MTV Video Music Awards was not actually about Harry Styles, her friend Ed Sheeran says. Sheeran said in an interview that Swift’s “STFU” remark , caught on camera as the One Direction singer was speaking, looked bad, but was not what you think. It was not aimed at her ex, but at her best friend Selena Gomez, who said seconds earlier that she thought Miley Cyrus was going to win Best Pop Video. In response to that comment, Sheeran says, Taylor Swift told her to “Shut the f–k up” as a means of saying Gomez will win the award (which she did). Sheeran added that Swift came up to him after realizing this blew up online and explained what happened with Selena, noting that “I messed up.” So … Taylor is not a vindictive ex, but rather a good friend? Not as good for celebrity gossip , but better for society!
Selena Gomez originally reinvented her Disney innocent self when she got into child molesting Justin Bieber… I guess it is typical that those sex offended by Disney corporations become sex offenders of their own…banging minors like it was the corporate head office of the Happiest place on earth…. Now she’s reinventing her Disney innocent, candy-coated, pop tart self wearing slutty clothes… This is some craving male attention, always wanting to be wanted, totally down with being slutty, because ever since her mom sold her to Disney to live out her own dreams, she’s been surrounded by sex…they just don’t like you knowing that… That said, she was at the VMAs hanging with Taylor Swift…and other bitches…and I got them here for you. TO SEE THE REST OF THE POP IDIOT BITCHES AT THE VMAs… CLICK HERE
Here’s Taylor Swift looking absolutely stunning at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards, but you know what would really help put this ensemble together? Fake boobs.
You’ve seen the performances and you’ve read the list of winners . Now it’s time to get to the true heart of the MTV Video Music Awards: THE FASHION! Miley Cyrus wore her hair in horns. Rita Ora donned a very long, feathered train. Taylor Swift went glam. Katy Perry showed off a grill. And Richard Simmons… showed up. Who was the Best Dressed? The Worst Dressed? The Most Ridiculously and Hilariously Absurd Dressed? Compare a trio of huge artists in the following video and then scroll down for a montage of red carpet photos from the VMAs: MTV VMAs Fashion Report: Katy, Miley and Taylor!
Apparently it’s ’90s Day on THG. First, we received news that a Reality Bites TV show was ordered by an actual network. Wait, no, sorry. It was NBC. But still, Reality Bites, people! Hours later … Toad the Wet Sprocket is officially reuniting! First-pump/WTH?! Toad the Wet Sprocket – All I Want We repeat: Toad the Wet Sprocket has a new album coming out October 15. A Kickstarter campaign raising more than $260,000 will finance the effort, the first for the group in at least 15 years; TTWS broke up in 1998. There’s also going to be a tour. Who should open for them? Vote below! Gin Blossoms Better Than Ezra Big Head Todd and the Monsters Cranberries Faith No More Other (Cite in Comments) View Poll »
Maj. Nidal Hasan, the Army psychiatrist who four years ago turned his gun on fellow soldiers at Fort Hood, Texas, has been convicted of murder. He was found guilty on all counts, including premeditated murder. Hasan, 42, faces the death penalty. If he is executed, he would become the first person the U.S. military has put to death in more than 50 years. A 13-member panel, or jury, of high-ranking officers voted unanimously to convict Hasan, 42, for killing 13 people and injuring 31 others in 2009. As the verdict was read, Hasan had no visible reaction . Similarly, there was no outcry from the audience, which included relatives of the victims. Military judge Col. Tara Osborn warned against any outbursts. Several family members, however, left in tears. The panel took only about seven hours to convict Hasan, and now turns to sentencing phase of the trial to decide what punishment to recommend. Prosecutors are expected to call 16 witnesses over two days during the sentencing phase as they move to have Hasan face the death penalty.
Take a seat, Britney Spears . There’s a new Queen of Los Angeles in town. Following four sold-out shows at the Staples Center this week (which included a fun duet with Sara Bareilles on “Brave”), Taylor Swift has now headlined more shows at that venue AND sold out more shows at that venue than any artist in history: 11. It’s quite the feat and it pushes Britney into second place. Watch the following video report for more and to learn how Taylor was honored for the accomplishment: Taylor Swift Sets Record
That's right, it's time to look back at all of our favorite VMA lovebirds, from Wiz and Amber to Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears (R.I.P.) to Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez (R.I.P. AGAIN, UGH) to Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas. See original here: The Cutest Video Music Awards Couples Of All Time (PHOTOS)
