Martha Hunt went to an event with her titties on….he’s a panty model, spokesperson of the evil underwear empire, hence why she’s got her titties… I guess Taylor Swift let her out of her cage…because Taylor Swift is stupid rich and collects Victoria’s Secret models, like they are real life barbie dolls to speak to her on some “lost childhood thing”…like she’s Michael Jackson but less talented, interesting, or into molesting children, but being in Taylor Swift’s toy chest is good for business. I like that Martha Hunt, one of America’s last homegrown model, becuase she’s American, working for an American Brand, amongst all the immigrant models, because all the other American women have gone off and become fat, and Victoria’s Secret still stands by that no fat policy – but they’ll crack…they all crack.. She’s at an event, tittites out, and you like it so here. Here is her VS Ass. Here she is getting ready for Last Night’s Festivities – face masked. The post Martha Hunt Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The 2008 Grammy Awards gave us great musical moments, sure, but let’s talk about Miley Cyrus’s raven tresses and these looks from Beyoncé, Kanye West, Taylor Swift, and more.
As you’ve likely heard by now, Kim Kardashian welcomed her third child this week. The baby girl was born via surrogate, and the identity of the woman who carried Kim’s baby has been kept a secret. So obviously it was Kylie Jenner. We kid, of course, but believe it or not, the theory that Kylie was Kim’s surrogate has gained serious traction on social media in recent weeks. At first glance, the story seems ridiculous. But we have to admit, the lunatic conspiracy theorist inside of us is slightly intrigued. So let’s put on our tinfoil hats, flush our meds down the toilet, and go full Alex Jones with this thing, shall we? The rumors began when fans started to wonder why Kylie was being so secretive about her pregnancy. After all, this is a woman who doesn’t brush her teeth without Snapchatting about it, and now that she has something as interesting as a pregnancy going on, she disappears from social media entirely? It doesn’t quite add up. Sources close to the 20-year-old say Kylie is just self-conscious about her changing body. Others apparently feel that if Kylie went out in public, her fetus might strike a risqué pose for Paper magazine, or snatch a microphone away from Taylor Swift, or otherwise give away its identity as Kim and Kanye’s child. Whatever the case, the secrecy of Kylie’s pregnancy coincided with the effort to keep the identity of Kim’s surrogate under wraps, and folks of a certain mentality (the type who would’ve used the term “grassy knoll” a lot in a previous generation) feel that’s simply too coincidental to be … a coincidence. On Monday, several media outlets reported that Kylie had gone into labor, and while those reports were later disproven, Kard clan fans rushed to social media to share the news that the jig was officially up: “This is so weird.. Just 2 days ago it was reported that Kylie was in labor.. which they later said was ‘false.’ Now Kim & Kanye are welcoming their new baby into the world? So all this time Kylie was really the fucking surrogate?” wrote one Twitter user. “I love that @KylieJenner clearly had @KimKardashian child. Rumors Kylie went into labor a few days ago and now boom Kim announcers her child was born Monday through surrogate,” commented another. “Y’all find it a coincidence that Kylie was rumored to have gone into labor this weekend and then Kim welcomes baby #3 on Monday?” a third tweeted. Again, we suppose it’s possible that Kylie was Kim’s surrogate … in the same it’s possible that Ted Cruz’s father killed JFK. Many of the surrogate truthers out there are neglecting one important fact: Kylie has built a career on the strength of her surgically-enhanced physique. Maybe she would sacrifice all that to carry her sister’s baby, but if she did, she’d be announcing her decision on the cover of People. These are Kris Jenner’s daughters were talking about here, folks, They know a thing or two about publicity. View Slideshow: Kim, Khloe and Kylie: All the Intel on ALL the Babies!
I’ve always said that Karlie Kloss, or as she prefers to be called, Taylor Swift’s life-sized Barbie, who was once owned by Taylor Swift and lived with Taylor Swift, in what could have been a weird sexual fetish, where Taylor put her Barbie up in her pussy, when she wasn’t brushing her Barbie’s hair, or dressing her Barbie, in a weird “I had no childhood, I was making country songs” weirdness that is Taylor Swift…..is the worst of the Victoria’s Secret models…because she was an actual model pushing 6 foot 3 and big as hell…not the kind of thing I’d want to see in lingerie ever… Well, I stick to that, but would also like to add leggings to the mix, because ultimately I love leggings, but don’t really care to see Karlie Kloss in leggings…and that in and of itself is insanity… I don’t know why she exists, but I know why Taylor Swift replaced her in some Toy Story storyline of getting herself some Tim Allen voiced toy, throwing away the Forrest Gump voiced toy…only the Victoria’s Secret model version…Rich people are fucked. The post Karlie Kloss in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
It's that time of the year again. Namely, the end. With 2017 just about over, editors at The Hollywood Gossip are finally prepared to reveal our 10th annual Celebrity of the Year. But not without a lot of build-up and drama first. Let's do this down below! 1. A Tradition Unlike Any Other Forget The Masters. THG running down our top stars of a certain calendar year has been a long-anticipated and much-balleyhooed tradition since we started doing it in 2007. 2. And Who Was the Winner Way Back Then? It was an easy call, considering Britney Spears started the year by shaving her head and ended it by being at the center of one pregnancy rumors after another. 3. Who Else Has Taken Home the Honor? To name a few: Kim Kardashian, the entire cast of New Moon, Justin Bieber and Kristen Stewart. 4. Who Won It Last Year? Taylor Swift. Hard to believe, right? Considering how quiet she’s been in 2017? But the singer had to take a long break after all that went down a year ago. 5. Who are the Contenders This Year? Many think 2017 was the worst year in the history of mankind, largely because of the person sitting in the White House. So we need to start there… 6. But This Ain’t Happening Granted, Donald Trump likely had a bigger impact on 2017 than anyone else out there, but we refuse to give him any sort of distinction. We won’t reward the President with our top honor. View Slideshow
Leave it up to the Mexicans to get the job done…whether it’s drug smuggling, gardening for rich people in LA and Texas, working the hotel chambermaid hustle, or doing other work white people won’t do, and will be racist towards mexicans despite them doing it…. Because here’s some traditional hide in the bush spy on the celelebrity, sneak some shots of her in a bikini that she’s likely unaware of, or at least seemingly unaware of – like old times…and good times…before all these fuckers were social media clickbait cuz social media gets paid…. I like my paparazzi out there making celebs scramble, causing brawls, being gangster about shit…hiding in dumpsters..not standing outside trendy spots getting the boring “leaving the venue pics”…. I want some creativity, some risk, some excitement…and sure this isn’t quite hitting the mark, but it’s better than what’s been happening in paparazzi for the last few years, they’ve done got lazy. Old Lady Aniston – not so exciting in her bikini..but these pics represent a long lost artistry of getting up in a motherfuckers face.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Aniston in a Bikini Spy Cam Paparazzi of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Selena Gomez is in a one piece – because she’s probably had most of her mid-section hacked the fuck up, I mean look at her upper thigh from the Kidney Transplant that she got thanks to harvesting the organs of her groupies in her guest house – that shit is mangled and not even where the Kidney goes in….which would explain the one-piece… Her tits look bigger, which would make sense, it’s like while you’re under get them tit implants and face injections, or maybe your tits just get bigger when you got a new Kidney filtering your blood… I mean she could just be getting fat…who cares, she’s a sheltered a brat…with all kind of in and out of rehab her hard life is hard to deal with issues…but at least she’s got a terminal disease to make her more tolerable…I mean I haven’t had organ transplants, you probably haven’t either, if we needed one we’d just die because we aren’t rich Disney kids / illuminati not ready to die yet….life doesn’t work like that for us… So she’s almost gangster. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE In other Selena Gomez news, here’s her Weird Tribute to Taylor Swift of the Day I’m glad you were born. You write all the thoughts some aren’t able to articulate. (ME!) Thank you for giving a voice to this world that is authentic and inspiring. I wish some knew how big your heart actually is.. it’s fierce, bold and freaking wild with light. I’m glad you protect that. Love you I’ve always had my doubts about broken, sheltered, dancing Disney Monkey, sold by her parents…unstable, diseased, rehab attending, jacked up face thanks to face injections and steroids, fake titty cuz it looks better, Bieber Fucking, The Weeknd Fucking, Selena Gomez, the producer of Springbreakers, who is rich as fuck…. But after reading her tribute to Taylor Swift back in December 13, I know, I’m current…where she said she’s “authentic”…when clearly she’s fast food, pandering to fat people, cliche and basic…we are forced to accept that this sheltered entitled, so entitled she harvests organs in her mansion, because she can…Selena Gomez…is fucking clueless…but a survivor who wants us to pander to her… SO PANDER. The post Chubby Selena Gomez New Kidney Transplant Scar in a One Piece for New Years Eve of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
