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What Would I Say: Facebook App Generates Status Updates So You Don’t Have To!

A new Facebook app called What Would I Say answers exactly that question, generating Facebook updates automatically so you don’t have to! It works by accessing every post a user has come up with, mixing them up and regurgitating bits of them in an order that (kind of) makes sense. Added bonus? It sounds just like you , or how you come across to other Facebook users, according to the developers that built What Would I Say. “Technically speaking,” its creators say, “it trains a Markov Bot based on mixture model of bigram and unigram probabilities derived from your past post history.” There you go. As for security risks, they also reassured users that info is not stores, and all computations are done client side, so only your browser ever sees your history. The impetus for WWIS? “We drank a lot of coffee and Red Bull and thought of fun things to program that we could actually complete in a day and a half.” And with that, genius was created. Your infinite wisdom and/or epic Facebook fails can now be posted for you if you’re too tired to put in the effort. The team behind “What would I say?” didn’t push forward with the idea to make money, but rather just to have a good laugh. Mission accomplished. While the home page is mainly a place where people can be amused by their own musings, underneath it includes a hyperlinked sentence saying: “Please consider donating to typhoon relief in the Philippines.”

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The Black Aryan of the Day

Here’s a black dude with a Swastika on his hand….who claims he is an Aryan, because he is first breed white, because first breed white is extremely dark, and he’s eating some kind of fruit that’s all over his face, and clearly insane…but totally fucking hysterical…if you aren’t offended by Black Aryans…who make weird noises…I don’t know what he’s selling but I’d love to make him my sidekick at least to any formal events I need to attend…or at least give this dude his own TV show… If you didn’t like that, here’s Some new Rub and Tug Technology…. Despite rub and tugs being a legal loophole to prostitution and because of that there is one on every corner of every city….I have still never had one…because either I am too drunk to bother or just uninspired by old Asian ladies despite their firm grip. I have walked into a few over the years and made the manager/pimp bring the girls out for me to interview to see which one was worthy of my hundred dollars, only to be kicked out after trying to get an insurance receipt to claim the massage so I don’t have to pay for the massage… This is a dude working on some new rub and tug technology…hammer and chisel motherfucker….

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Girl Gets Dumped Via Text, DESTROYS Guy in Response, Posts on Blog

Quin Woodward Pu’s response to being dumped via text message illustrates why dumping someone via text message is probably never a good idea. If a guy texting his mistress to break up but actually sending the offending message to his wife wasn’t crazy enough for you, you’ve got to read this: Pu is the author two memoirs about becoming a writer, PR worker and girl-about-town in Washington, D.C. instead of attending medical school. As such, she has a personal blog … which she used to RUIN a guy she met in a bar, went on a few dates with and was soon dumped by over text. The text above is what Pu (pictured) got right before her birthday. She was turning 26, she writes on her blog. She’d been out with the guy twice. Pu, at first, was “stunned into paralysis” by the breakup text, and “had no words.” Then she decided to let the dude have it with this epic response: She then took to her blog to blast the infamous text and her reply. In it, she denies the idea that “as a 25 year old with two published books and a condo” she even wanted a relationship with this man in the first place. And, adding injury to indignity, she says she forwarded “taxpayer-funded sexts from your agency blackberry” to the government employee’s manager. Pu has received some negative feedback for bragging about her condo, but she tells HuffPost it’s symbolic of not needing a man (or “some rando”). “I wanted him to see that I am a self-sufficient person,” she says. “I did NOT have a sexual relationship with this person. I went on two dates. I call that getting to know someone. This is why the ‘dumping’ infuriated me so much.” Basically, she wasn’t upset about being broken up with, per se. Just that he was “presumptuous” enough to think she could be broken up with, via text to boot. But all is not lost for Pu, whose book sales are up by “1600 percent.” What do you think? Good for her? Total overreaction? Discuss!

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Hey Girl: Chrome Extenstion Turns Every Image Online Into Ryan Gosling Photo

Because regular web searches aren’t sexy enough, a new extension of Google’s web browser Chrome turns every single image on the web into a Ryan Gosling photo. The plugin’s name? Hey Girl. Hey Girl Extension Equals Ryan Gosling Photos The tool changes LITERALLY every image on any page to Ryan Gosling photos . Your mom’s weird ass Facebook pics? Depressing CNN news dispatches? Miley Cyrus Twerking ? Gosling. Katherine Champagne, a Brooklyn-based web developer, created the oh-so handsome Chrome extension while studying at Dev Bootcamp Chicago. “We had a challenge that involved manipulating page elements live using Javascript,” she told Mashable , adding that it initially featured a different hunk. “My programming pair and I were having fun changing all of his Dev Bootcamp profile information to make him appear as if he were Channing Tatum .” “My teacher threw down the gauntlet: make this a bookmarklet! So I changed the concept from Channing Tatum to Ryan Gosling, and Hey Girl was born.” Hey girl … you did a heck of a job on that concept.

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Lady Gaga: Nude For ARTPOP, Little Monsters Everywhere

Lady Gaga is continuing to push the envelope in anticipation of her forthcoming ARTPOP album release, and that involves a whole lot of Lady Gaga nude . Not that we’re surprised, or that her legion of Little Monsters is complaining. In her latest effort, Lady Gaga poses nude on computer equipment … obviously. Check her out in black booties, futuristic glasses, whiskers and a brown wig: Mother Monster captioned the photo on her official site “TechHaus.” What that means, who can really say at this point. All we know is that with a new single dropping and her performing at the VMAs in August, and ARTPOP coming in November, Gaga is back in the Haus of THG.

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Helen Lindes in a Bikini of the Day

Helen Lindes was Miss Spain in 2000. That was so fucking long ago. That’s like some Y2K shit…before the internet really existed…before Technology blew the fuck up and took the fuck over…before we had devices that tracked our every friend, conversation, move, interest and google search on all of our bodies… She’s from a simpler time, before we were all chipped, and she’s still around…and she still looks pretty fucking amazing…in her bikini… To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Rihanna Named Most Influential Celebrity on the Web

Not surprisingly, Rihanna has topped the list of the Top 50 Most Influential Celebrities on the Web, a study put together by Zimbio determined. In order to be considered, a celebs has to be active on both Twitter and Facebook, be primarily famous in the U.S., and have an individual account. In other words, no bands, and no brands. Given Rihanna’s Twitter, Facebook and Instagram presence, it’s no surprise that she edged Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears for the crown. Google+ and YouTube accounts, as well as scores on Klout, were also used to determine which famous figures have the most dominant digital footprints. The always interactive Rihanna and Justin Bieber top the list overall, but Zimbio has also broken down the stats with the infographic shown above. Britney is most likely to follow you back on Twitter, while Miley is the most active at Tweeting each day. And Twerking , but that wasn’t a part of the formula. Lady Gaga leads in YouTube videos, Kim Kardashian in money earned per Tweet (stunner), and President Obama in most likely to follow a porn company . Just kidding. But he totally did that at least once.

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Technology Is Awesome: New “Anti-Social Network” Called Hell Is Other People Uses Your Frenemies’ Foursquare Updates To Help You Avoid Awkward Run-Ins [Video]

This is pure comedy! Fawk Twitter, Facebook , MySpace and Instagram — our new favorite website is an “anti” social media network that helps you steer clear of bugaboos. Via NYDailyNews reports : A new “antisocial media” website aims to keep users as far away from their friends as possible. “Hell is Other People” uses Foursquare to pinpoint pals’ check-ins on a map, then calculates “optimally distanced locations” where you’ll be able to dodge them. “I actually really hate social media,” said creator Scott Garner, who tests the safe zones in a video about the project. “I had to sign up for a social media site to talk to people to get them to be my friends on that site, so I could avoid them.” Garner’s new site — more of a social experiment than an actual business venture — could come in handy for introverts seeking downtime or anyone who simply needs a social media break. But there’s a catch: The project works only if friends frequently check into Foursquare. See but who wants to “friend” people they don’t like? SMH. This technology is faulty already. Heart On Your Sleeve from Scott Garner on Vimeo . Continue reading

Keepin’ Kids Safe: Google Develops Database To Help Law Enforcement Officers Detect And Capture People Who Pass Around Pervy Pedo Pics

We’re all for anything that will help get these sick bastids off the streets Google Develops Database To Help Law Enforcement Fight Child Sex Images On The Internet Via NBCNews Internet giant Google announced plans Saturday to build a database of encrypted child freak flicks images to “enable companies, law enforcement and charities to better collaborate on detecting and removing these images, and to take action against the criminals” producing and sharing them. Google is developing the database to be shared with other tech and Internet companies to extend the reach of its newfound anti-child freaky pics efforts. While tech companies (like Google) individually take action against child freak flicks, Google’s plan is to help all relevant organizations streamline their efforts work by allowing all of them to contribute to the same database and build on one another’s work rather than repeating it. “We’re in the business of making information widely available, but there’s certain ‘information’ that should never be created or found,” Jacquelline Fuller, director of Google Giving, wrote in a blog post announcing Google’s new initiative. “We can do a lot to ensure it’s not available online — and that when people try to share this disgusting content they are caught and prosecuted.” To better locate the offending content, Google is using a pre-existing technology known as “hashing,” which essentially allows the company to tag images with unique identification codes that can then be reported or blocked by other companies when locating a duplicate image somewhere else on the social Web. Google’s announcement came less than a week about prominent British politicians such as Prime Minister David Cameron urged tech companies to use their “extraordinary technical abilities” to curb what they described as the current proliferation of Internet child freak flicks. Google said that it plans to have the entire database up and running in a year. Along with the new database, the company also announced on Saturday that it is donating $5 million to global child protection organizations, including the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children (NCMEC) and the Internet Watch Foundation. Google also announced a $2 million Child Protection Technology Fund to help combat child pedo presence online. With so much emphasis on sex trafficking and online solicitation nowadays, it’s way past time that someone tried to clean up these eStreets to make them safer for kids. Image via Shutterstock

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