Brooke Burke looks like a mix between Skeletor and Michael Jackson…and she’s flashing her WILD ON pussy that is still attached to a relatively fit body, freakish even, because she’s got a lot of kids.. like a good low level fake titty model who knows kids mean monthly payments….and the weirdest thing about her…is that she’s got this insane fan base – I don’t know where they are from, I just know they are super fucking fans….which probably feels good for her ego…as all sex workers love that shit. That’s quite the yacht they are on, looks like sugar baby done good. The post Brooke Burke Pussy Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Beckinsale’s daughter is doing good things in the world…real good things. Her name is Lily Mo Sheen….her dad is not Charlie Sheen..but rather Michael Sheen…whoever that is…but I know I was with a chick the other day who was talking about him…so I guess he’s a somebody… And her Body is Tight…because she’s youthful…and a reminder that I like staring at vagina in tight bathing suit bottoms…trying to find the pussy definition. I guess the great thing about this is how fuckable two generations of this pussy is…mom and daughter fetish…always…. I like the direction she’s taking her “celebrity”…. Here’s some Kate BEckinsale’s Workout Clothes of the Day TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Beckinsale Daughter in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Caroline Wozniacki is not Serena Williams pregnant in a bikini – because if we’re gonna do this tennis porn shit, let’s make sure it’s not a pregnant Serena which leaves me asking way too many questions about gender that I am not really into exploring and way too many questions about sex appeal…that I am not too into exploring because it will be seen racist when I compare her to an ape in the ZOO when really it’s not a color issue, it’s her sheer size…if she was a white person – dragging her knuckles on the ground, I’d say the same thing, yet since she’s a powerful black woman, something I find hot otherwise, like real hot, black chicks are bombshells… I’m seen as a racist… ESPN PORN So this Caroline Wozniacki isn’t some white power shit, despite her being Danish while Denmark is known for their white power movement…. Good thing no one reads this site…but It’s just TENNIS erotica for me…because tennis is erotic to me….it’s all about me. The post Caroline Wozniacki Naked for ESPN of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Demi Lovato is on some kind of kick, that basically takes away from the kick she was on the last few years about being some chubby no make-up wearing instagrammer – you know to inspire her audience of fat and ugly chicks….but who is now recently single and rebranding as some GLAMOUR Model Instagram slut…busting her tits out in luxurious settings for no real reason…and it’s weird.. I’m all for a girl pushing out her tits, even one with a big neck, I just don’t like mixed messages…be consistent…either you’re fat or make-up free, or you’re trying this instagram model thing out to sell more records…but you can’t be both….well I guess you can when you’re rich and famous and the world is flimsy and forgets your nonsense and takes what you feed them….and I guess this era is the breast feeding era…good times. The post Demi Lovato Instagram Erotica Continues of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I feel a close connection to Eugenie Bouchard because she is from Canada and people I know or that I know of – since Canada is one small town…actually know her, it’s one of those she lives less than 2 KM (that’s Canadian for MILES) away from me and her twin sister who is a party girl, who is still around the city partying, not that I do any of that…but it’s so local…so amazing…they are basically local royalty that everyone pays attention to…hot enough, rich, famous tennis sluts….and what makes it all worse is that for as long as I can remember I have had a Tennis slut fetish…and to think one was in arms reach, not to kidnap but to at least apply to be her personal waxer, or gardener, or just the guy in the tree outside her bedroom window and to have not done it…is a reminder of how I am not a get things done, self starter and opportunity will forever pass me by… At least I can stare at her bikini pics, but she’s not that great to look at, even though, that bikini shows asshole. I’m more into the Tennis slut, it’s a fetish I’ve had for a while, the grunting, the panty flashes the glamour and the money…the tennis player in bikini…not so hype… Now I don’t love Eugenie Bouchard’s body in her bikini, it’s not driving me crazy, it is a bit too fitness – but it is still luxurious enough for me to feel like I’ve failed myself and that’s how I like going into the weekend…staring at young rich tennis assholes…you know….the only way to go into the weekend… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Eugenie Bouchard in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Serena Williams decided to enjoy the weather (and the view) from the water. And then she was gracious enough to share it on Instagram. The sun and the waves were the perfect backdrop for Serena‘s latest Instagram post. The tennis champ slipped into a bathing suit before stepping on a boat today. Serena was feeling […]
Some of the weirdest, most socially awkward people I know or have known were religious fans of this shit..and I don’t fucking know why…but I know that Sarah Michelle Gellar looks like shit….she’s old, that’s what happens…but her fans still need to see what she’s up to, and how she stays a healthy and fit mom, who I assume has a “Lifestyle Blog”…it’s the thing to do….and it’s through Pilates…because it’s not too hard on her joints or some shit…I don’t know… I just know…that somewhere out there…someone will jerk off to a 45 year old SMG doing pilates…because some of the weirdest, most socially awkward people I know or have known were religious fans of this shit….. LOOK AT THAT STRETCH… The post Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Pilates Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The 90s is making a comeback – or has made a comeback – from brands re-releasing the same designs they sold in the 90s. To the film industry redoing shows and movies from the 90s, or in the Baywatch case….turning shows into movies, shows that were only shows thanks to perverts not having internet access to porn….but yet that the rich decision makers in Hollywood jerked off to and thought it would be a big hit as a movie…because who the fuck knows….90s are hot baby…. Unfortunate that doesn’t stop the barely stars, but more like softcore porn stars, or Glamour models with porny stage names from the 90s, who are now 90, aren’t as hot as they were in the 90s, despite the plastic surgery…I mean it’s been 25 years….since they were hot…from making a comeback….Sure they should be left in the 90s…but I guess ego won’t allow that…too bad…but then again, this isn’t that offensive… I call this DD’s DDs…and her new, despite being old ASS…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Donna D’Errico Relives Baywatch of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Go Canada…not like she lives in Canada, but she’s from Canada… Danielle Knudson, ot from the same Igloo community in Canada that I am from, but I am sure we are likely related like all Canadians are….she’s the hot sister I’d be happy watching shower and change….only to get caught by her….leading to her teaching me how to eat pussy…as sister with creepy brothers do….but the reality is that she’s dating some Tennis Player, also from Canada, but not born in Canada, damn LAX immigration policies, getting these Yugoslavian athletes stealing our women….despite being an immigrant from Mexico myself..living the good life in the snow…it doesn’t matter….this is not about me…it’s about Knudson….Canadian promo model, Guess Model, Sports Illustrated titty model…who knows….at 27…she better step it the fuck up and get naked, show that body, own that body…for some fashion magazine you’ve never heard of, because it’s all about the rebrand, the polarizing, the saying “Hey, I’m a cunty brat ( because these girls get popular outside of Canada and have no time to compare beavers with my face in Canada…) but I look good naked SEE!!!”…making moves….the right moves…SEE! The post Danielle Knudson Good Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
