I still don’t know who Kristin Wiig is, but I know she’s in the new Ghostbusters, 30 years later, when men are replaced with women, because women are the primary market for movies.. I am going to assume that she’s pregnant with her husband, because every woman on TV and in movies deserves a K-Fed to knock them up…especially at 42 years old when they know they are on limited timeline… Or maybe that’s just what 42 year old bodies look like…terrifying… If you’re like me, stick with the 20 – 25 year olds…they not have the shitty attitude that comes with a celebrity and her ego…but they sure as fuck don’t look like this monster mash….it’s a graveyard smash. The post Kristin Wiig is Terrifying in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Gunnar Hansen – the actor best known for his terrifying performance as Leatherface in the 1974 horror classic The Texas Chain Saw Massacre – has passed away at the age of 68. According to a statement from his family, Hansen had been battling pancreatic cancer. Following the surprising success of his first film, Hansen went on to pay homage to the title role in several sequels, spinoffs and satires. He continued acting until the end of his life, with three films slated for release in 2016. Born in Rekyavik in 1947, Hansen moved to America with his family when he was just 5. He was an avid film buff from a young age and took the role of Leatherface shortly after finishing grad school with a degree in English. Though acting was often his primary means of support, Hansen would leave Hollywood periodically throughout his life to focus on his true passion – writing. He published a nonfiction account of his travels through the Barrier Islands in 1993, and his 2013 memoir, Chain Saw Confidential, became an instant hit with horror fans. Hansen passed away quietly at his home in Maine, where he had spent most of the last 40 years. He is survived by his partner of 13 years, Betty Tower. View Slideshow: Celebrities We Lost in 2015
We can all agree that Paris Hilton is a pile of shit of a person… We can all agree that she has been relating or channeling Barbie since she brought her annoying self to the mainstream by getting fucked on camera… We can all agree that she is a has been who never was, even if she’s still making more money than ever, thanks to the world being retarded and unaware of how to make people fall off and disappear, especially when said person is rich as fuck, hangs out with people who are rich as fuck, and will always be int he “right” places… She’s still garbage, whether she’s mastered manipulating the retards of the world for profit…But more importantly, her bird face isn’t even hot or interesting, she’s just skinny and connected and I guess..that in and of itself is enough… I mean, I should give her some credit, she’s blocked me off social media which is kind of funny considering I never bother with her, but more importantly, the whore fucks on camera…and exposes herself and that’s a good thing no matter who is doing it.. WHat isn’t a good thing is this fucking shoot where she’s been cast as Barbie, if anything it is offensive and Mattel should sue the whore…make her license that shit…bankrupt her…anything is possible and sometimes dreams do come true…just not my dreams… The post Paris Hilton Gives Barbie Herpes in this Terrifying Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
We can all agree that Paris Hilton is a pile of shit of a person… We can all agree that she has been relating or channeling Barbie since she brought her annoying self to the mainstream by getting fucked on camera… We can all agree that she is a has been who never was, even if she’s still making more money than ever, thanks to the world being retarded and unaware of how to make people fall off and disappear, especially when said person is rich as fuck, hangs out with people who are rich as fuck, and will always be int he “right” places… She’s still garbage, whether she’s mastered manipulating the retards of the world for profit…But more importantly, her bird face isn’t even hot or interesting, she’s just skinny and connected and I guess..that in and of itself is enough… I mean, I should give her some credit, she’s blocked me off social media which is kind of funny considering I never bother with her, but more importantly, the whore fucks on camera…and exposes herself and that’s a good thing no matter who is doing it.. WHat isn’t a good thing is this fucking shoot where she’s been cast as Barbie, if anything it is offensive and Mattel should sue the whore…make her license that shit…bankrupt her…anything is possible and sometimes dreams do come true…just not my dreams… The post Paris Hilton Gives Barbie Herpes in this Terrifying Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Celebrity gossip purveyors and fans alike saw the now-infamous photo of Farrah Abraham’s botched lip injections on Instagram and recoiled in abject horror. Lisa Rinna was no exception. In fact, she feels responsible. “I apologize for starting this s–t 26 years ago, please forgive me,” Rinna captioned a photo of the terrifying damage done to Abraham’s face in the operation. Is there a way the operation can be fixed? We hope so. Still, the lesson has been learned, albeit the hard way. “Girlfriends don’t say I didn’t warn ya! #BOTCHED California #ER #fixit,” the Teen Mom star said earlier this month, and Rinna is taking this to heart. Having also recently said that Kylie Jenner got lip injections – at least “that’s my feeling – I could be absolutely wrong, but I think so” – Lisa is apologetic. Had it not been for her, this would not be a trend. Or so she claims. A quarter century ago, ” I had my lips injected with silicone … stupid thing to do at 24. I did it with my best girlfriend, so she and I go and we get our lips done.” “Fine. I have it like that for my whole career, right?” “So then cut to a couple of years ago, I have a doctor remove as much as they possibly can ’cause it got to the point where they were yucky.” “You know, they get hard.” “It’s gross. They are now whatever that was after they took out as much of the silicone as they could,” adds The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star. Gross indeed. Fortunately for Farrah, there are plenty of other images of her that would qualify as much more cringe-worthy, as evidenced below … 27 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.
There’s a Beacon Hills baddie on the loose that makes the terrifying Darach-Deucalion-Nogitsune trifecta look like child’s play — and not the Chucky kind. As “Teen Wolf” executive producer Jeff Davis teased before the Season 4 premiere to Access Hollywood, “There’s a central, core mystery. It’s all based around a hit list that our supernatural… Read more »
First they’re too broke to get a vasectomy and now this. Tori Spelling Made A Freaky Flick With Her Husband Hmmmm….this is interesting timing for a freaky flick. According to Hollywood Life: Tori is known to be outspoken — but she topped all of her previous confessions with a freaky flick confession in her new book, Spelling It Like It Is! “Dean and I had a romantic Valentine’s night,” she writes. “Dean said, ‘We should tape ourselves having sex.’ He had a little portable tripod, and he set up his video camera on it. Afterward, I checked my angles and they were good so I allowed him to keep it,” she reveals. So far, so good! However, a careless mistake almost cost them priceless protection of their privacy. “[Dean] uploaded it to our computer at home … without password protection,” Tori admits. The freaky flick stayed on their computer for about two years. But then, one of Dean’s “so-called friends got his dirty paws on it,” Tori writes. She found out the terrifying news that his pal stole it off of their computer right before Tori and Dean, 46, renewed their vows, attempting to shop it around for a profit! She writes that she was “horrified” and send the man a legal letter — and he was never heard from again. They need to find the person who stole the tape, sell it and get some gwap. After all, they are two bounced checks away from Allen Iverson status.
First they’re too broke to get a vasectomy and now this. Tori Spelling Made A Freaky Flick With Her Husband Hmmmm….this is interesting timing for a freaky flick. According to Hollywood Life: Tori is known to be outspoken — but she topped all of her previous confessions with a freaky flick confession in her new book, Spelling It Like It Is! “Dean and I had a romantic Valentine’s night,” she writes. “Dean said, ‘We should tape ourselves having sex.’ He had a little portable tripod, and he set up his video camera on it. Afterward, I checked my angles and they were good so I allowed him to keep it,” she reveals. So far, so good! However, a careless mistake almost cost them priceless protection of their privacy. “[Dean] uploaded it to our computer at home … without password protection,” Tori admits. The freaky flick stayed on their computer for about two years. But then, one of Dean’s “so-called friends got his dirty paws on it,” Tori writes. She found out the terrifying news that his pal stole it off of their computer right before Tori and Dean, 46, renewed their vows, attempting to shop it around for a profit! She writes that she was “horrified” and send the man a legal letter — and he was never heard from again. They need to find the person who stole the tape, sell it and get some gwap. After all, they are two bounced checks away from Allen Iverson status.
While the makers of the forthcoming live-action Captain Planet movie piece together the remnants of your childhood, the folks at Funny or Die are owning the Planeteer game with yet another video featuring Don Cheadle as the terrifying enviro-hero gone mad with green power. Since we last saw him shooting magical nature lasers out of his junk, Captain Planet has turned all of the Planeteers into trees save for poor Ma-Ti (Efren Ramirez), who now lives a life of indentured servitude to the Captain as the blue-skinned superbeing continues his quest to replace the humans of Earth with plants and bunny rabbits. Captain Planet 2 from Don Cheadle At this rate when the actual official Captain Planet movie comes along I’ll never be able to take it seriously. How many internet views do we need to make Cartoon Network and the guys who made Transformers cast Cheadle and go full Planet Terror ? [ Funny or Die ] Follow Jen Yamato on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
