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Pure Comedy: This Home Intruder Calls 911 On Homeowner While He’s In The Shower

It’s only March and we are filing this under the Top 10 greatest moments of 2011. This dude breaks into a woman’s house, takes a shower and then calls 911 on the homeowner because he thinks the owner of the house has a gun… Pure F**KERY!!! Peep This 911 Call! This woman is not scared of this man at all. By the way she’s talking, we’re surprised she didn’t try to go in the bathroom and snatch his assets out… SMH!!! What is going on in this world!!!

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Time to Take a Break to Stretch of the Day

I sit all day. I don’t really believe in physical activity cuz whenever I try it, I feel like I’m going to die. I figure trying to get off the couch to the bathroom is enough of a fucking challenge for me, that I don’t need to be bothered going to the gym and turning into some frat boy faggot who stands naked with his dudes after a great game of racketball to prove how comfortable and confident he is with his dick, refusing to be the firt to put his pants on, cuz that would mean he was intimidated by the other dude, …not to mention all the bitches in spandex who would probably end up luring me into the lockerroom to watch them shower in what I thought was inviting looks, but was really looks of disgust that I misinterpreted….it is all way to complicated…so I just watch videos of people working out, ideally bitches, ideally stretching, cuz shit is porno and good for you…

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Snooki and JWoww to Face "New Challenges" on Jersey Shore Spinoff

Snooki and JWoww, a.k.a. Nicole Polizzi and Jenni Farley, will be facing some serious life challenges on their upcoming Jersey Shore spinoff pilot . The question is … are they up for them? Mortgages, career decisions, toilet paper … this is a reality show about coming of age. And coming on to hot guys while showing major cleave. The “story line” for the new show, which is separate from Jersey Shore season fou r: Snook moves in with JWoww, but cannot deal with real-life problems. When they set out to by a $1.5 million pad, for instance, they don’t know what a mortgage is … or how to write a check for that matter. They’re not smart. Then again, maybe we should cut ’em some slack, since they were just distracted by the “hot mortgage broker.” There’s a contradiction in terms for you. Conflict also erupts, according to a script obtained by TMZ, because Snooki … gasp … “made a mess of the bathroom and didn’t change the toilet paper.” She also “ate a ton of JWoww’s food.” Is there any way this won’t be a hit?!

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Snooki and JWoww to Face "New Challenges" on Jersey Shore Spinoff

Snooki and JWoww, a.k.a. Nicole Polizzi and Jenni Farley, will be facing some serious life challenges on their upcoming Jersey Shore spinoff pilot . The question is … are they up for them? Mortgages, career decisions, toilet paper … this is a reality show about coming of age. And coming on to hot guys while showing major cleave. The “story line” for the new show, which is separate from Jersey Shore season fou r: Snook moves in with JWoww, but cannot deal with real-life problems. When they set out to by a $1.5 million pad, for instance, they don’t know what a mortgage is … or how to write a check for that matter. They’re not smart. Then again, maybe we should cut ’em some slack, since they were just distracted by the “hot mortgage broker.” There’s a contradiction in terms for you. Conflict also erupts, according to a script obtained by TMZ, because Snooki … gasp … “made a mess of the bathroom and didn’t change the toilet paper.” She also “ate a ton of JWoww’s food.” Is there any way this won’t be a hit?!

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Jared Leto — Licensed to Blue Steel

Filed under: Jared Leto , Beauty Looking like a member of the Volturi coven from ” Twilight ,” Jared Leto struck his best hipster ” Zoolander ” pose at the DMV in Santa Monica on Thursday. Who knew the DMV was so emo? Read more

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Betty White — Early Bird Birthday Special

Filed under: Betty White Betty White is celebrating her birthday this week with a raucous birthday party at one of the fanciest restaurants in NYC — and the whole thing kicks off … at 6:00 PM. Say goodnight, Gracie! TV Land and the cast of ” Hot in Cleveland ” are throwing… Read more

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Britney — Would You Like Toilet Paper with That?

Filed under: Britney Spears , Paparazzi Photo Britney Spears cheated on the bathroom at the Starbucks near her house when she stopped of at a McDonald’s in Calabasas to use the restroom. Don’t hold it against her. Read more

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Terrence J Isn’t Claiming Brandy Just Yet, But…

We’ve been seeing Terrence J and Brandy boo’d up in public for about a month now. First they hit up a ball game at Madison Square Garden . Then, Brandy and Ray J came out to show TJ their support at the L.A. screening of “The Game.” And now people want to know what’s good and TJ’s not exactly doing the best job at convincing us there’s nothing going on. Here’s what Terrence told Big Boy’s Neighborhood about their BBall date. “We’re two big basketball fans and we’re good friends. Whenever you’re walking a young lady to the bathroom you should always hold her hand.” Lord. Has this negro been getting PR and relationship tips from Nelly? Click here to listen to Big Boy’s full interview with Terrence J .

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Cheryl Tweedy’s Sexy Little Jumpsuit

I don’t normally like my hotties walking around in a one-piece jumpsuit, I don’t know many dudes who do, but I kinda like these pictures of Cheryl Tweedy out over the weekend in her silky onesie. It could just be the fact that she’s Cheryl Tweedy , I love her, and she could be wearing a dress made out of dead kittens and I’d still find her hot. I’d like to see her go to the bathroom. Obviously not actually go to the bathroom, that’s just gross, but I’d like to see her try to get out of that thing. Sexy.