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Olivia Wilde in a Bikini of the Day

The most fascinating fact about Olivia Wilde, is not that she is a product of nepotism with industry parents that helped her get ahead, but that before she changed her name like a pornstar , her biological name was Olivia Cockburn. Yes, Cockburn. True fucking story. That’s all I have to say about that. To See More of Her Pictures Follow This Link GO

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Lazy Chick on her Period Pants of the Day

I am posting these pictures for guys who can’t get enough of their chick on a lazy, unshowered Sunday afternoon after pigging out on donuts while watching some bullshit movie, cuz it’s the day they like doing nothing…You know that jelly on her chin, stained slob pants that make her ass look huge, and her greasy hair that makes her smell like park just gets you fired up and ready to fuck since it’s better than hiding in the bathroom jerking off…..and I am posting these pictures for the guys who wish they had a girl to do that with but instead are destined to a long lonely life of social awkwardness….because there is nothing hot about this and even the weirdest Jennifer Love Hewitt obsessed fan who thinks she can do no wrong would be disappointed…cuz no one likes a fat slobby bitch…ever. This is not acceptable.

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Monjack 911 Call: Brittany Murphy’s Crying Mom Does CPR

Sharon Murphy has had an all-too tragic year. Five months after discovering daughter Brittany Murphy unconscious in the bathroom of their Hollywood Hills home, she was making yet another…

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Kelly Ripa Plays with Balls of the Day

I used to jerk off to Kelly Ripa on the morning show. Then my TV broke. So I’d go to McDonald’s where they have free TVs and I’d watch her and I’d jerk off in the bathroom, but then I realized that it wasn’t Kelly Ripa that was turning me on, but the shape of my Egg McMuffin was and now I don’t jerk off to her at all. She’s old, has too many kids and looks like shit and here she is playing with balls, at least the only balls I really want to see her bony hand playing with, because she’s a fucking monster… Pics via Fame

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Kate Winslet Keeps Oscar In The Bathroom

Actress Kate Winsle t has said she keeps her Oscar in the bathroom after winning the gong last year. Winslet, 34, picked up the Best Actress award at the ceremony last year for her role in The Reader. She said that she keeps it there so guests ‘can sneakily have a little [hold] and put it back down again’. Talking about putting it there, she said: “Because basically everybody wants to touch it, everybody wants to hold it and go ‘Oh, my gosh,’ and ‘How heavy is it?’ “So I figured if I put it [in there], then people can avoid the whole ‘Where’s your Oscar?’ thing.”

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To Pee or Not To Pee? That Is Not the Question…

Having seen Lady Gaga and others last night, I wonder, How do the stars go to the bathroom when they are wearing those long gowns, especially the ones with the long trains? Do they have…

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Jessica Alba Shows Off Some Back of the Day

I assume this was the view Cash Warren had the fateful night that he pulled out and came on her ass, only to have her run to the bathroom and turkey baste herself so that he could never leave her even though he tried so many times, because there comes a time in every man’s life when you realize the hot chick the world wants to fuck, is just the annoying bitch who constantly nags more than every other bitch and who doesn’t like giving head after a month of dating like every other bitch, and who doesn’t take it up the ass cuz she thinks its gross like every other bitch, she’s just easier on the eyes but not quite worth putting up with all the high maintenance bullshit that comes with her, until she mysteriously gets knocked the fuck up out of nowhere in some “Surprise….you’re stuck with me for life..motherfucker”….. Pics via Fame

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Rob Kardashian: Twitter Says Fight, Face Doesn’t

Filed under: Fights , The Kardashians Does this look like the face of a guy who just got into a fight?Rob Kardashian tweeted in the wee hours of the morning: “I just got into a fist fight in the bathroom at a club. Wow

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Harley Crash

Riding a Harley doesn't always make you a tough guy, staying on it usually does.

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Harley Crash

Toilet Prank

Nothing gets the pipes flowing like some crazy person hiding in the bathroom, jumping out and scaring you!

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Toilet Prank