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Hilary Swank Almost Lets Us Look Up Her Skirt of the Day

Was it gay of me for jerking off to the scene in Boys Don’t Cry, where Hilary Swank a girl who dressed like a boy, was in the bathroom and a group of her friends ripped her pants off, revealing her bush, so the rednecks discovered their best buddy was a chick, figuring they should take advantage of the situation and fuck the shit out of him, like the pussy was a gift from fuckin’ god? That is like you thinking “shit, I’ve known this dude for 8 years and we have so much in common, he’s pretty much my soulmate, but he was always a he and that would make me gay if I ever pursued it and I don’t want to be gay or admit my feelings to him, that would turn my whole life upside down and he’d probably drop me as a friend so that I’d have none of him” about your best friend, then you accidentally walk in on him in the bathroom and dude’s sitting on the fuckin’ toilet with a full fuckin’ vagina, making you think it must be a dream come true, so you decide to rape the poor fucker….

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John Travolta Arrives At Court In The Bahamas

Nine months after the shocking death of his son , John Travolta arrived at court in the Bahamas to testify against two people accused of trying to blackmail him with private information about Jet’s death . With wife Kelly Preston by his side, the Pulp Fiction actor was stone faced as he arrived at the Nassau courthouse

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Courtney Love Flips Out While Taking A Crap

A pharmacist named Sebastian Karnaby is reportedly traumatized after he accidentally opened a bathroom door during a party for the Times’ T style magazine at the Standard Hotel, and caught Courtney Love taking a crap inside. An angry Courtney reportedly ran out of the bathroom and jumped on top of Sebastian, screaming “I am going to get you thrown out!” Sebastian told the New York Post, She jumped on me, went crazy and dragged me over to security by the arm and claimed that I’d attacked her

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Audrina in a See Thru Shirt of the Day

Everyone says that Audrina is an idiot, I wouldn’t know because I haven’t seen the show, and even if I had seen the show, I wouldn’t believe it because it’s all a staged lie, but I have met idiot girls over the years and as frustrating as they are to talk to or to try to have a conversation with, they are usually really easy to convince to fuck, because they only really understand the basic functions of being human like eating, going to the bathroom, sleeping and fucking, unfortunately, some of the bitches I’ve been with have mixed that shit up and in the middle of fucking have either passed out or pissed / shit all over me but I feel that’s got more to do with the roofies and less to them being idiots, but lets face it, they’d never be on roofies if they weren’t idiots but were smart enough to keep me 10 feet away from their unsupervised drink…. Either way, Audrina’s fake tits in a see thru shirt – fake tits even you could be rockin in front of the mirror if you have enough money and an open minded surgeon in Thailand….

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Stephen Hawking Looking Cool in 1965

Stephen Hawking and his first wife, Jane, 1965 He used to look like an indie dreamboat! Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Best Dog Costume Ever

I got gator butt and I cannot lie! [ Editor's note: But what happens logistically when the dog has to go to the bathroom?? ] Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment