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Whitney Port Posts Some Bikini of the Day

Whitney Port is a nobody….a nobody still latching on….using the oldest trick in the celebrity, or really in the any girl trying to get noticed book….and that’s get half naked, guys will look and if they don’t, start making out with your best friend, cuz male attention makes you feel good about yourself…cuz daddy never hugged you…. The truth is that this Port bitch is not an actor, or a talent, she was on a scripted reality show and did that bad…her family is rich…she’s holding onto whatever base she built for herself, but she’s not hot…and I don’t think she’s hungry enough for porn…so these may be the last pathetic attempt we see from her….so take in her titties…from her “summer tribute album using recycled bikini pics cuz she needs hits”….garbage…

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Whitney Port Posts Some Bikini of the Day

Whitney Port Posts Some Bikini of the Day

Whitney Port is a nobody….a nobody still latching on….using the oldest trick in the celebrity, or really in the any girl trying to get noticed book….and that’s get half naked, guys will look and if they don’t, start making out with your best friend, cuz male attention makes you feel good about yourself…cuz daddy never hugged you…. The truth is that this Port bitch is not an actor, or a talent, she was on a scripted reality show and did that bad…her family is rich…she’s holding onto whatever base she built for herself, but she’s not hot…and I don’t think she’s hungry enough for porn…so these may be the last pathetic attempt we see from her….so take in her titties…from her “summer tribute album using recycled bikini pics cuz she needs hits”….garbage…

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Whitney Port Posts Some Bikini of the Day

Whitney Port Posts Some Bikini of the Day

Whitney Port is a nobody….a nobody still latching on….using the oldest trick in the celebrity, or really in the any girl trying to get noticed book….and that’s get half naked, guys will look and if they don’t, start making out with your best friend, cuz male attention makes you feel good about yourself…cuz daddy never hugged you…. The truth is that this Port bitch is not an actor, or a talent, she was on a scripted reality show and did that bad…her family is rich…she’s holding onto whatever base she built for herself, but she’s not hot…and I don’t think she’s hungry enough for porn…so these may be the last pathetic attempt we see from her….so take in her titties…from her “summer tribute album using recycled bikini pics cuz she needs hits”….garbage…

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Whitney Port Posts Some Bikini of the Day

Whitney Port Posts Some Bikini of the Day

Whitney Port is a nobody….a nobody still latching on….using the oldest trick in the celebrity, or really in the any girl trying to get noticed book….and that’s get half naked, guys will look and if they don’t, start making out with your best friend, cuz male attention makes you feel good about yourself…cuz daddy never hugged you…. The truth is that this Port bitch is not an actor, or a talent, she was on a scripted reality show and did that bad…her family is rich…she’s holding onto whatever base she built for herself, but she’s not hot…and I don’t think she’s hungry enough for porn…so these may be the last pathetic attempt we see from her….so take in her titties…from her “summer tribute album using recycled bikini pics cuz she needs hits”….garbage…

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Rock of Ages Clip: Mary J. Blige Sings Journey for Strippers

Here’s what I’ve been waiting for with all these pseudo-karaoke Rock of Ages glimpses we’ve endured: A look at Mary J. Blige — the realest singer in the cast, if you ask me — doing her thing. Watch as Mary J. as Justice Charlier drops the 411 on neophyte exotic dancer Julianne Hough to the sounds of Journey’s “Any Way You Want It,” which is apparently the rallying empowerment anthem of strippers everywhere circa 1987. All these choreographed limbs and intentionally cheesy-bombastic rock ‘n’ roll faces are actually… growing on me. That said, I can’t quite figure out what kind of ’80s getup Hough is wearing here. What is that, Xanadu -chic? Rock of Ages is in theaters June 15.

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J. Lo Tops Forbes’ Fame + Money List

The surprise winner of this year’s Forbes Celebrity 100 list was singer-actress- American Idol famous person Jennifer Lopez , who beat out the likes of Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga in the magazine’s uber-scientific calculation of the celebrity with the most fiscal earnings and fame. J. Lo even bested Oprah, but then Oprah’s having an off year despite raking in $165 million. Not bad for a former fly girl — and a wily Hollywood strategist , at that — whose second pregnancy-themed movie in a row is coincidentally due in theaters this week. [ Forbes ]

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Rebecca Romijn Stamos Fat Kid From My Secret Identity Bikini of the Day

A while ago I posted the picture of REBECCA ROMIJN STAMOS IN HER BIKINI ….and it turns out it was for a photoshoot for some magazine…because she’s a recent mom pushing 40 with a great body that has been tainted by the likes of the fat kid from Stand By Me….and John Stamos…leading on to believe that if you too become a has been…hot model pussy will let you cum inside them…too bad you have to be a something to become a has been…that totally ruins my chances.

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Rebecca Romijn Stamos Fat Kid From My Secret Identity Bikini of the Day

Kelly Brook Ass for Reebok of the Day

I don’t know why I’ve bothered with Kelly Brook so much the last few weeks…maybe it has to with her WEARING SEE THROUGH TIGHTS ….. or the fact that her unphotoshopped tits are amazing but her UNPHOTOSHOPPED ASS ISN’T But It probably has to do with this satanic period photoshoot ….. Either way, here she is bending for Reebok.

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Pam Anderson in Some Lingerie Shoot of the Day

I was PAM ANDERSON AND TOMMY LEE SEX TAPE the other day and I had a new found love for Pam Anderson…it brought back memories of 1997 or 1998 when it first dropped and you had to buy the shit on VHS….in a simpler time when I could just look at her big tits and hot pussy and not hate her cry for attention, her haggard face, her hepatitis she may have caught in the filming of the shit….She was Pre Paris and Kim who ruined the celebrity sex tape for all celebrity sex tapes to come…but I still watch them…even though they annoy me…. Either way, no idea when this Pam Anderson shoot is from but they are photoshopped hot enough to make me remember the Pam Anderson of yesteryear..

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Pam Anderson in Some Lingerie Shoot of the Day

Jack Osbourne’s Knocked Up Bitch of the Day

I wonder if she’s in it for his boyish good looks…or great personality….or maybe it’s got something to do with the fact that he’s been on TV and comes from a celebrity family that will give her good options when it comes to what nanny to hire, what day spa to spend her days at, and what exotic latino pool boy she wants to fuck cuz I predict this is a K-Fed situation, just on a way lower step on the celebrity ladder…. More importantly I wonder why I’m doing a post on Jack Osbourne’s knocked up bitch….I assume it is my biological clock ticking….or maybe the fact that I love big milk filled tits…

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