Been a rough year so far, right? You could probably go for a bit of good news amidst all the talk of border walls, Muslim bans, and Mary Tyler Moore getting cast in that big sitcom in the sky? Well, we hate to break it you (although you really should’ve figured it out from the headline), but you’ve come to the wrong place! Doomsday Clock Moves Closer to Midnight In case you’re not familiar with the Doomsday Clock, rest assured that it’s every bit as terrifying as it sounds. Started in 1947 by The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists’ Science and Security Board (If that’s too much to remember, just think, “really smart people.”), the clock is meant to serve as a indicator of how close we are to the end of the world. Today, it inched forward 30 seconds, bringing it to 11:57:30, the closest it’s been to midnight since 1953, when both the U.S. and Soviet Union tested hydrogen bombs. (In case symbolism isn’t your strong suit, midnight on the Doomsday Clock equals ka-blooey.) Today’s move has been described as “unprecedented,” and not surprisingly, it has more than a little to do with the election of Donald Trump . “Make no mistake, this has been a difficult year,” Rachel Bronson, executive director and publisher of the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists In its official statement about how colossally f–ked we all are, the board had this to say: ” Over the course of 2016, the global security landscape darkened as the international community failed to come effectively to grips with humanity’s most pressing existential threats, nuclear weapons and climate change … “This already-threatening world situation was the backdrop for a rise in strident nationalism worldwide in 2016, including in a U.S. presidential campaign during which the eventual victor, Donald Trump, made disturbing comments about the use and proliferation of nuclear weapons and expressed disbelief in the overwhelming scientific consensus on climate change .” So there you have it folks. We’re a little bit closer to the end of the world, and darn it, if those pesky Russians aren’t involved again. It’s been all down with them since Yakov Smirnoff blew up, but electing their brutal dictator’s BFF as our president probably didn’t help matters. But hey, at least those of you live along our southern border will have a big, dumb $14 billion monument to racism to look as it as your face melts off! View Slideshow: 12 Donald Trump Tweets That Outline His Plans as President
If you thought that the Teen Mom drama only revolved around the girls who gave birth on reality television when they were teenagers, you couldn’t be more wrong. Seriously, are you new? Teen Mom drama can involve the moms, the moms’ family, the moms’ friends, the moms’ significant others. It can even. and often does, involve MTV, the company that made them rich-ish and famous in the first place. Any and all shenanigans can go down for these people, and the eventful love life of Jeremy Calvert is proof of that. Jeremy is sometimes featured on Teen Mom 2, since he was briefly married to Leah Messer and had a child with her. These days, he’s not involved with Leah at all beyond co-parenting, and he’s barely on the show anymore, but still, people seem to be interested in what he’s been getting up to. Probably because he’s been up to no good. Jeremy has been dating this girl named Brooke Wehr since 2015. The relationship has had its ups and downs, and we’ve seen some of them on Teen Mom 2. We’ve seen Jeremy ditch his own kid to take care of Brooke’s , we’ve seen Leah embarrass herself, seemingly out of jealousy of Brooke . And last week, we saw Brooke and Jeremy break up on Instagram. It was an exceptionally millennial breakup, communicated through memes. Brooke posted one that read “I’m letting go. You let go a long time ago, and I realize that it is time for me to do the same.” Another read “It hurts when the person that made you feel special yesterday, makes you feel so unwanted today.” Jeremy’s heartfelt meme read “Sometimes holding on does more damage than letting go.” In his caption, he wrote “This speaks so much volume to me.” It’s not clear what caused such a modern split, but there’s been some speculation that MTV’s dastardly editing played a role in it. Particularly, one scene of Leah talking about Jeremy’s engagement to Brooke in which she claimed that he thought the engagement was not a big deal. Leah Messer Reacts to Jeremy Calvert Engagement So sad, right? But before you get too heartbroken, you should know that Jeremy and Brooke are already back together. Brooke shared a screenshot of one of the breakup stories, one that blamed Teen Mom for everything, and wrote “This is not the reason we ever broke up.” “I keep seeing these articles and that scene is not the reason that we ever broke up lol,” she insisted. “Just to clarify.” One of her followers commented to say that she wasn’t even aware of their breakup, and Brooke replied “for like a day lol.” Then Jeremy shared a photo of himself with Brooke, and in his caption he wrote “Yes we have fights and yes we have are arugements and short break ups but we still continue to try and make it work everyday.” “Life and relationship arent easy on a day-to-day basis and never less with a camera in ur face, your a great step mom to my child and the only female she has been around and that makes me happy and i want it to stay that way for her sake.” “Your a amazing mom to your little one also. No matter what I love you even during the fights and arguements,” he continued. “Sometimes u bother me like no other and other times i want u to bother me for the rest of my life… i love you @bwehr10.” Yeah, yeah, that grammar and spelling. But still, it’s a sweet message, right? Congrats to Jeremy and Brooke on their engagement (again)! View Slideshow: Brooke Wehr: Who is Jeremy Calvert’s Fiancee?
It’s no secret that Robert DeNiro is NOT here for the can of Orange Fanta that is now our commander in chief. So it’s not surprising that he helped lead the rally against his presidency outside of Trump Hotel in NY on Thursday… TMZ
Nazi Salute Formally Banned From Trump Celebration Some of Trump’s biggest backers are coming together to celebrate their new president the eve before his inauguration…but needed to set a few ground rules on just how blatantly racist they’re allowed to be before getting the party started. The “ultra-conservative” group made sure to note that “extreme” gestures such as the Nazi salute won’t be tolerated at the event. The fact that this has to be said… Via TMZ : Mike Cernovich — a member of ultra conservative group MAGA3X — tells TMZ he and his fellow “deplorables” are banning Nazi salutes and any other racist innuendo at Thursday night’s event inside the National Press Club. By the way, they’ve dubbed it the DeploraBall themselves. Mike tells us his group is making a point to separate from the extreme alt-right groups, some of which have invoked Nazi sentiments to salute Trump. He says security’s going to be tight with 12 guards, because they’re expecting some party crashers, but they have plans to deter them. Of course, with no cameras around and members of the press denied access to the event…we’ll just have to take their word for it.
George H.W. Bush – aka Bush Senior and his wife Barbara Bush…aka the BUSH that Shat Out George W …..are in the hospital… As a tribute to their lives…here iss Grace Hartzel Bush… She is a model….and in being a model…up on the “alt” feminist scene…the real edgy trendsetting kind of models…she’s got pubic hair…because pubic hair is fashionable an cool…trickling back into the mainstream and thank god for that… I’ve been an ambassador of bush for as long as I can remember, I’ve made girls I fuck grow out their bush for as long as I can remember, the bald pussy trend was so homo to me, real men don’t like pubic hair…what a joke….real men just like pussy…and sometimes so much that a soaking wet bush surrounding that pussy makes that pussy more magical… I never understood the insecurity hairy bitches had…or their unwillinginess to accept the comforting blanket that feels like home…that is the pillow in her panties…I never understood why this consumer generation would allow the world to tell them to waste their day and money getting waxed…it was a false thing to be insecure about…instead of just owning it like a 70s porn I jerked off to….because natural is beautiful…and sholdn’t be contested…like a Kardashian…who naturally are trolls. That said…love bush…and pretentious hipsters who think having bush is a big deal…who clearly have never changed diapers at the old folks homes… The post Grace Hartzel Bush for the Bushes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kendall Jenner has nipples that she shows off in her dress – because it’s a red carpet event and the red carpet events mean there are countless photographers ready to take her picture and without her nipples exposed…does it even count as her being there…does she even matter….will she get the kind of attention her family wants her to get at the event… The movie is Oceans 8, it’s the tampon version of Ocean 12, where a bunch of women including Rihanna, Sandra Bullock, Anne Hathaway, Cate Blanchett try to steal a bunch of tampons or whatever it is girl heist movies are about….maybe it’s stealing a baby because one of them is infertile…or it could just be stealing hearts…but whatever the story is…it’s a terrible fucking idea…and there was no need for the girl’s version of an Oceans movie…when there are all the ideas in the world…so why brand it something people already know…because people are morons and need to be fed things they already know… The post Kendall Jenner’s Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sunday night should have marked an important occasion for both Casey Affleck and Sylvester Stallone. The former was nominated for (and later won) Best Actor in a Motion Picture at the Golden Globe Awards for his role in Manchester by the Sea. The latter, meanwhile, had the honor of his daughters all walking the stage as Miss Golden Globe 2017. And yet… Stallone was nowhere to be seen during the show. Is Miss Golden Globe 2017 a totally random and weird and sexist distinction to still be around at this point in time? Absolutely. But that’s not why sources say the camera never cut away to Stallone. It wasn’t due to a lack of pride. It was due to Stallone and his wife, Jennifer Flavin, walking up to their assigned table just before the ceremony got underway. According to People Magazine and other insiders, an awkward situation ensued when there was only one open seat available. Moreover, these same insiders say that others seated around the table – Affleck, Matt Damon and Manchester by the Sea writer-director Kenneth Lonergan to name a few – didn’t do anything to accommodate the Stallones. The couple grew irate and left for the green room, where they remained for the duration of the event. A source cites “confusion” over the seating arrangement, but emphasizes that no one meant any ill will toward Stallone and his wife. “There weren’t enough seats and so there was confusion, but it wasn’t personal against him,” says the source, adding that an additional chair was brought to the table and seats facing the stage were eventually freed up. By this time, however, Stallone had no interest in returning to the table. Later in the night, Affleck crossed paths with Stallone. This was after he had taken home one of the most coveted trophies of the evening. He tried to apologize for the seating snafu, but Stallone was not receptive. He barely gave Casey the time of day. View Slideshow: Golden Globe Awards: 14 Most Memorable Moments A rep for Stallone refutes this entire report, however. “The story you refer to is an interesting rumor – but a rumor nonetheless,” this rep says in a statement adding: “Sylvester Stallone had a wonderful evening attending and presenting at the Golden Globes and celebrating with his family and friends.” But did he enjoy Sofia Vergara making anal sex jokes about his daughters? Really! That’s sort of what happened! Check out the following video to see what we mean: Sofia Vergara Jokes About “Anal” Tradition of the Golden Globes
The Bachelor Season 21 star Liz Sandoz opens up on tonight's episode about how having had sex with Nick Viall is “weighing” on her. She was also hammered apparently. You didn't need to read The Bachelor spoilers to know that ol' Nick has a reputation as a … guy who will readily have sex with women. Case in point? He met Liz, 29, at Jade Roper and Tanner Tolbert's January 2016 wedding, and the two hit it off, then hit it with each other. Why are we talking about it now? Because Sandoz surprised the two-time Bachelorette runner-up by appearing on Monday's season premiere to compete for his heart … … despite having refused to give him her phone number after their fling! Nick questioned her intentions, but gave her the last rose . “I've been carrying around a secret,” Liz tells the camera in a clip from this evening's episode. “I met Nick at Jade and Tanner's wedding.” And we all know what happens at weddings … “We had sex,” Liz notes, as she did Monday. “But it's just kind of weighing on me just because you want to be able to talk those things out.” Sandoz was the maid of honor for former Bachelor contestant Jade, while Nick scored an invite to the wedding because he's Nick. Jade Roper slammed Nick for his handling of the situation, claiming that Liz did in fact try to get ahold of him after the one-night-stand. Anyway, where do we go from here on the show? In the clip below, Liz chats with Christen by the pool, and opens up about the steamy rendezvous she had with the reality star. “Like, I felt very comfortable with him, you know?” Liz tells her fellow contestant, adding the qualifier, “I was also wasted.” Not so wasted that she forgot about Nick; Viall, for his part, seemed to take a moment to remember where he'd seen her face before. Christen, a 25-year-old virgin, was surprised by the scope of the admission. “Player say what? She sure laid it all out there.” “It's probably nothing I want to put on the family-friendly Monday night channel, but she laid it all out there,” she joked. From Liz's lips to Christen's pure, virginal ears. What will happen when she and Nick get together and rehash the events of that night? Will they even get that opportunity? Check out the scene below:
To prove my theory that the Golden Globes don’t matter, since Hollywood is a fucking joke, a bunch of masturbating assholes sitting on too much money, lazily putting together shit that the masses consume because they are scat fetishists so long as they are told to be, fucking drone retards who just want to consume and be part of something bigger than they are…. Well, along with Jennifer Lawrence, the most ridiculous scam in Hollywood has come the movie Lala Land, that I saw won some Golden Globe awards, awarded by people who clearly never watched the movie…because I saw the movie…it was a lot of hype and someone invited me…so I figured “How bad can it be”…. Well, it’s really fucking bad….Emma Stone can’t sing, Ryan Gosling can’t sing and I guess neither can dance, the story was weaker than my ejaculation now that I have prostate issues, the song lyrics even worse than the story…about two self involved narcissists trying to get famous and choosing being famous over their “love’….and their tribute to the golden era of Hollywood, basically shat on the Golden era of Hollywood, where the song and dance came from actual professionals in the field….not some coddled Mickey Mouse Club menial actor and some bitch with a lisp….who can’t act…. I just saw Emma Stone won the Globe for her performance…it’s a fucking joke…a lie…a scam…the worst….seriously, I burst out laughing with a few other people at the climax you didn’t know was the climax until it was over…because it’s that shit….who clearly realized the dog shit we were sitting though, thank god I wasn’t alone.. and all the other drones sucked in on the nonsense were offended by us, but not nearly as I was offended that there was only one negative review on the movie…on the internet…in a Hollywood owns the media…obviously… Then…I saw the awards come in….for Below average….shitty movies that should have never happened and I was reminded what I already know…Hollywood is a fucking scam and the general public fucking morons…I can’t be friends with anyone who thought this was a good movie… So here I was, leaving the movie offended, only to find out that the same movie is being praised by the industry, when it shouldn’t have even happened in the first place….it’s just that bad….and not just because the SJW’s are mad it didn’t have enough gay or black story to it…but because it’s fucking bad…do not let yourself be manipulated like I was…into the Lala Land – shitty take on the hollywood story…. But look at the bitches at the Golden Globes who probably sucked a lot of dick in their soulless quest to be at the Golden Globes…as these people do… Narcissism celebrating Narcissism Awarding movies about Narcissism….makes sense…the best thing is that there’s a guest list and it’s hard to get into the event…like people actually want to attend this shit…it looks like the worst party ever, one good for a terrorist attack….seriously…this is a nightmare to me….but here are the pics anyway I don’t find actors inspiring, they are coddled pieces of shit and their work in the world is so self indulgent and insignificant TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN ATTENDANCE CLICK HERE The man of the hour, lispy…the winner who proves the Golden Globes are an absolute scam…. Heidi Klum was there and she’s still old – but her tits are awesome (check earlier post) Sofia Vergara was there – still has big tits… Speaking of Tits…or as the basics call them GLOBES AT THE GLOBES…Chastain was there… Anna Kendrick and her Werid face were there – with some weird bra harness dress…probably amazed the other overrated nerd friendly actress won for singing…when this one’s the singer…but the nice thing is her dress is making some sort of armpit pussy…good to fuck…after she lubes up with nervous sweat and tears from not being Emma Stone… I guess Mandy Moore wanted a big reveal – with her tits…since she’s old and no one remembers who Mandy Moore is…they say the top is see through… Jessica Biel was there…in a skimpy top – showing off them strong man legs she uses to fuck her gay husband up the ass with…. A pug and another Homosexual who feeds her were there together! From hooker to hollywood wife… Hailee Steinfeld was there skinnier than usual…fascinating… Blake Lively was there with her mom body – lookin’ good enough to be a homewrecker… Elsa Pataky was there showing her ass in some full bottom panties… Reese Witherspoon – New Face – Who This… Gal Gadot – fat and jewish like the man who works at my Deli… Some Indian was there – Dot not Feather – for Affirmative Action Emily Ratajkowski was at the Golden Globes…a nude instagram hooker…who fucked her way into one or two movies…at the Golden Globes…talk about degrading the exclusivity and integrity of the industry…not there is any integrity int the industry…Sure I’m sure there were always hookers on the arms of people who were invited to these shows…but to let one walk in on her own…UNREAL…that said, if I was ever invited to anything fancy, and I won’t be, I’ll bring the rattiest crackwhore I can find, you know one half dead with AIDS and Hepatitis and a rash….in a fucking wheelchair…as my date…because I think that’s more authentic than this shit…Look how her mangled face is posing like it’s a vogue cover shoot on the red carpet…work it low level trash…work it… Seriously Rat Cow Posing is Too Ridiculous.. Oh Kristin Calvallari was there, so clearly there’s no standards…. In another example of how ridiculous the world we live in is…Evan Rachel Wood wore pants…like she was Hilary Clinton and the media are pulling stories out of this from every angle…and saying it was inspiring….like you didn’t just watch a bitch in pants run for President the last two years….it’s not the 50s anymore, bitches can wear pants…bitches have worn pants to the Golden Globes before an no one fucking cares…this isn’t some revolutionary act…My god…what world is this…clickbait, fake news, lazy retards taking your goddamn selfies…I hate you…I need to find a product to sell to you… Everything is an act of Social Justice warriors…oh and Jimmy Fallon was the host…fuck that.. People are pumped on Meryl Streep’s Anti-Trump speech, because people are idiots, mainly actors who think they have some exceptional view on the world, like they are gifted, brilliant and their opinion matters, because they are overpaid and annoying….most uneducated and delusional, yet experts who must use their voice to tell the world Trump is a moron, when the world knows Trump is a moron…but at least he’s not Hilary TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN ATTENDANCE CLICK HERE Oh there are after parties…and very rich Kaley Cuoco brought her very important fake tits to them…and made sure they were celebrated…focal point…tits.. The post The Golden Globes Happened of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Mack Wilds, Rotimi, Teyana Taylor And Iman Shumpert Support Jeezy At Forbes Dinner Jeezy was honored earlier this week at a special KarenCivilDinnerSeries event with Forbes magazine honoring him for his success in entertainment, entrepreneurship and philanthropy. The event was held at Hunt & Fish restaurant in NYC. KarenCivilDinner Series w/ @Forbes magazine honoring Jeezy for his success in entertainment, entrepreneurship & philanthropy. The event was well attended, with a guest list that included executives from Instagram, Facebook and Lyft as well as celebs including Mack Wilds, Rotimi, Iman Shumpert and Teyana Taylor Photos courtesy Forbes/Karen Civil
