What a happy couple! Alicia Keys Sends Husband Swizz Beats Social Media Loving Married love is definitely in the air . Alicia Keys and Swizz Beats were all hugged up in prego and matrimonial happiness at the Angel Ball on Monday evening, and Mrs. Beatz decided to use one of their lovey-dovey snaps from the event to express her appreciation for her man: Sweet, right? Swizz replied in turn with a simple, yet affection-filled response: Nice! Make it last forever, you two. Instagram
Cakes for days down in the A… Tahiry And Monyetta Shaw Host Gold Room Last night in Atlanta, Tahiry Jose and Monyetta Shaw hosted Gold Room Mondays. Joined by Kenny Burns on the mic, Toya Wright, Keshia Knight Pulliam, Malaysia Pargo, Dice Dixon, and more joined the ladies for a “just because” turn-up. Peep more pics from the event below: Prince William / ATLpics
Happy Birthday Evander Holyfield. #DreamBig #NeverGiveUp #Worldpeace. A video posted by AshleyInLA (@ashleyinla) on Oct 10, 2014 at 3:18am PDT AshleyInLa is one of the greatest things to happen to social media. I’ve been following her antics on instagram for a long time – she’s basically making fun of all the fame whores out there – by doing a variation of their fame whoring – it what I think is a pretty fucking genius way – and throughout the whole process – has pretty rockin’ body… So yesterday was Evander Holyfield’s birthday…follow your dreams…and my dreams are following AshleyInLa … Now – here she is on her lip gloss NO PERVY COMMENTS PLEASE! This is about my lipgloss. #Chanel #Worldpeace A video posted by AshleyInLA (@ashleyinla) on Oct 10, 2014 at 3:46am PDT And – Here she is playing with Dan Bilzerian’s money Follow your dreams always. #DreamItDoIt #worldpeace A video posted by AshleyInLA (@ashleyinla) on Oct 10, 2014 at 11:46pm PDT She’s the best…
I’ve made fun of Cailin Russo a little bit because that’s what I do when I like girls. It is also what I do when I hate girls. So it is hard to differentiate the two…not that I actually care about any of these girls. They only exist in my inbox as they are self promoting themselves aggressively, trying to be “it girls” or part of campaigns – because it validates them and helps grow their social media – so that they feel more important than the other girls who aren’t as eager for attention… Now I don’t hate that, I like girls who get in front of the camera – especially when topless…but there are just so many of them, it’s hard to really differentiate one from the other. They all blend into one hipster pile of hair on a skinny body with shitty tattoos…that I would ejaculate on, but in my defence I’ve ejaculated on some weird shit in my day…from kitchen tables to public door knobs…to college desks to panties found at the laundromat…I’m talent. I just think in the grand scheme of everything – in my life and your life – no matter how much money she makes, or how shitty her dad’s punk band is, she doesn’t matter…you could argue that nothing matters..and I guess you’d be right…but along with nothing comes Cailin – just in the right circle – Russo…and here are her tits.
Nicki Minaj is in November’s GQ, because she’s famous and a big deal, with her ass worshipping videos people get excited about, even though her ass they are worshipping is probably and implant and a prop in her very lucrative acting role, where she plays a Black Lady Gaga weirdo, turned edgy half naked hip hop female rapper, for the white girls that eat it up…because in the event you didn’t know, she was in Acting school when she went for the Nicki Minaj audition and what has come of it has been a lie…but as time goes on, and she gets badder and badder, I’m starting to fall into her nonsense..or at least stare at her attention seeking, revealing stunts…cuz I like ass and titties and the girls willing to showcase them to make millions as much as the next guy – even if her music makes me want to cut of dick and balls and stuff them in my ears so that I never have to hear, fuck, or really live cuz I’ll bleed out….again… here are a few of the faux bad girl – being decent pics via GQ
Things just ain’t the same for gangstas… Or Renee Zellweger . Renee Zellweger’s Face Sparks Plastic Surgery Rumors The Hollyweird actress showed up to ELLE Magazine’s Women In Hollywood event looking different. We can’t quite put our fingers on it but something has definitely changed. What do you think it is? The actress showed up to the event with her boyfriend of two years Doyle Bramhall II, RadarOnline says dude owes his ex-wife child support . SMH. WENN
Lady Gaga got some stupid tattoo last week and posted the pictures to her social media because I guess she felt that people cared, and the scary thing is that she’s pretty fucking famous, and people do care. It’s like if she put on a hat, even being the bullshit hack, scam artist that she is – a huge amount of people will still buy that hat because Gaga was wearing it. Which to me is pretty amazing and says a lot about just how stupid the general population is thanks to media, propaganda and other Nazi tools used to sell product….and reminds me why Ebola is so welcomed this Holiday season…. Anyway, I just saw the ass pic today and the idea of her airing out her vag and/or testicles, and or bleeding hemorrhoids was offensive enough for me to want to share it…and I guess the sickest thing in all this is that I once fondled her ass really fucking hard at a club she was drunk at – when her security wasn’t paying attention…and I liked it…does that make me gay?
Some people say they need the confidence of a person who doesn’t have a case on their expensive iPHone…it was a meme that I guess people find clever because people are idiots and it circulated the internet – landing on my Facebook feed and reminding me that people don’t get it… The real confidence you need is that of a hooker who lets a guy paying her 100 dollars a half hour – fuck her up the ass and cum in her without a condom…because he tells her he’s a virgin – when everyone know that no virgin is fucking hookers up the ass – or ever telling them the virgin line to negotiate no condom – virgins don’t think like that…and I guess believing sociopathic anal hooker fuckers isn’t confidence anyone needs – ok maybe that’s a bad example… A better example of the confidence you need to walk through life – is one in which you can pull off wearing white shorts with no fear that you’ll get your fucking period. Possibly because you’re too old for periods, possibly because you don’t eat so you don’t get your period, possibly because you’re from Brazil and build with male sex organs…but every junior high girl knows – the day you’re in the white shorts is the day that you’ll inevitably become a woman – so to be able go through life not giving a fuck about these childhood fears…like Alessandra Ambrosio is what all you fuckers need to be doing. Inspiring. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
It’s Halloween season, that’s why the Christmas decorations are already up in some stores….and I guess why some low level celebrities attended some bullshit that they were probably paid to attend to promote the bullshit – Knotts “Scary” Berry farm, which looks lame as fuck, not scary at all, and featuring some real low grade monsters even a 4 year old would tell to fuck off and step it – this isn’t the 40s asshole….we play videogames and see 3D movies….and I guess some even lower level celebrities went to get photographed – because that’s what LA is all about… Here’s my top 10 of the experience I wasn’t invited to…because tis the fucking season for gore, fear, and slutty costumes…yay. Vanessa Hudgens Went Gothic for the event… #456592282 / gettyimages.com She Looks Better in her leaked Nudes… #456586226 / gettyimages.com Rumer Willis got a Job as one of the Monsters… #456592268 / gettyimages.com She doesn’t find that funny… #456584306 / gettyimages.com Gigi Hadid with some JANKY ass actors in costumes – making Blowjob Face #456593050 / gettyimages.com She’s a model… #456588006 / gettyimages.com Hailey Joel Osment Showed Up in his Drag Queen Outfit “EmilY’…. #456593352 / gettyimages.com Some Shenae Grimes Canadian Trash was there – because she died long ago and this is her Ghosting / Brought Back from the Dead #456584386 / gettyimages.com Elvira at 100 years old was hotter and more interesting than any of these young, disney, cheese as fucks #183096380 / gettyimages.com Leave it to the Russian named Petra to turn this into a mail order bride for a green card session with a producer…. #456585094 / gettyimages.com Olivia Holt was there – I never heard of her but she looks like jailbait and you like that… #456584706 / gettyimages.com Ireland Baldwin “The Lesbian Years” was there too CLICK HERE
It’s Halloween season, that’s why the Christmas decorations are already up in some stores….and I guess why some low level celebrities attended some bullshit that they were probably paid to attend to promote the bullshit – Knotts “Scary” Berry farm, which looks lame as fuck, not scary at all, and featuring some real low grade monsters even a 4 year old would tell to fuck off and step it – this isn’t the 40s asshole….we play videogames and see 3D movies….and I guess some even lower level celebrities went to get photographed – because that’s what LA is all about… Here’s my top 10 of the experience I wasn’t invited to…because tis the fucking season for gore, fear, and slutty costumes…yay. Vanessa Hudgens Went Gothic for the event… #456592282 / gettyimages.com She Looks Better in her leaked Nudes… #456586226 / gettyimages.com Rumer Willis got a Job as one of the Monsters… #456592268 / gettyimages.com She doesn’t find that funny… #456584306 / gettyimages.com Gigi Hadid with some JANKY ass actors in costumes – making Blowjob Face #456593050 / gettyimages.com She’s a model… #456588006 / gettyimages.com Hailey Joel Osment Showed Up in his Drag Queen Outfit “EmilY’…. #456593352 / gettyimages.com Some Shenae Grimes Canadian Trash was there – because she died long ago and this is her Ghosting / Brought Back from the Dead #456584386 / gettyimages.com Elvira at 100 years old was hotter and more interesting than any of these young, disney, cheese as fucks #183096380 / gettyimages.com Leave it to the Russian named Petra to turn this into a mail order bride for a green card session with a producer…. #456585094 / gettyimages.com Olivia Holt was there – I never heard of her but she looks like jailbait and you like that… #456584706 / gettyimages.com Ireland Baldwin “The Lesbian Years” was there too CLICK HERE
