I don’t know who the fuck Nina Dobrev is, but I googled her, she’s in Vampire Diaries and is probably at the top of her game…but in the event they try to deport her Russian Canadian ass…and she has to start from scratch…you know build shit back up again so she doesn’t end up building Igloos and Maple Syrup back home while I watch, she is capable of sexual positions that will surely help her on her quest for more fame and fortune…because if I was working the casting couch and a bitch pulled this off…ideally nude..I’d give her the job…but then again, I’ve let girls control me with their vaginas since the 80s. It’s my thing. Here she is on the red carpet SHOWING TITS
Rihanna Stuns In A Sheer Gown on CDFA Red Carpet With a look that vaguely channeled Josephine Baker, Navy Captain Rih let them thangs hang in a bedazzled see-through number on her way to accept the CFDA Style Icon Award on Monday evening. We’re sure both Breezy and Drizzy are sitting somewhere absolutely sick looking at these pics… And to think, after all IG’s hard work to keep Rih’s nips off the ‘gram …here they are, flooding everyone’s timeline. Hit the flip for more of the Rih Rih peep show, and to catch a peek at what (MUCH more tame) looks some of the other ladies donned to the event. Instagram/@tuffmagazine
Pretty Little Liars is a hugely successful show…that has made Ashley Benson famous…despite being chubby in a bikini in Spring Breakers….and it turns out that she’s not The photoshopped babe from GQ you may think she is…and that her tits, like so many big tits before her, we’re talking Kate Upton, come at a price…and that price is usually that the rest of her is usually big too….and despite hating fat girls who play hot girls that people want to fuck in the media…I am not that offended by Ashley Benson, because she obviously knows she looks like this, and she’s owning it, and getting paid for it, rather than locking herself away like so many other fat girls eating her feelings and hanging with her cats…she’s the fat you want to fuck, because it’s rich, famous, on TV and lives a better life that the fat you normally fuck thanks to tinder…. ALl this to say, if this girl spent some of her money on a personal trainer, she’d be unstoppable…now she’s just unstoppable if she takes a running start at you….inertia.. #495003421 / gettyimages.com #495003425 / gettyimages.com #495002497 / gettyimages.com TO SEE ALL THE PICS FROM THE EVENT CLICK HERE
Lana Del Rey sang at Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s rehearsal dinner , performing her hit “Young and Beautiful,” which is reportedly a favorite of Kim’s. No surprise that Kim loves a ditty about outer beauty, what is surprising is that despite rumors that Lana received a massive payday fro the event, the singer claims she actually performed for free! Lana Del Rey Talks Kimye Wedding TMZ cameras caught up with Lana at LAX recently where she politely explained that there’s no truth to reports that she received $2.8 million to singe for Kimye. “I would never let a friend pay me to sing at a wedding,” says Lana in the clip above. So if you’re getting hitched in the near future, just become “friends” with Lana on Facebook and then send her a request to perform on your big day. Hurry, before she changes her mind! Despite her graciousness in agreeing to jet all over Europe for the Kimye wedding, Lana did not perform for Mr. and Mrs West’s first dance as a married couple. That honor went to John Legend who performed his sentimental hit “All of Me” for the occasion. So yeah, not one, but two of the biggest recording artists in the world crooned for the Kimye wedding weekend for no other reason than they wanted to honor their friends. That’s pretty much as baller as it gets. Kim Kardashian Wedding Photos 1. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West: Just Married! They were Just Married! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West pose here inside their wedding photo booth.
Jay Z and Solange Knowles have officially addressed the infamous fight that broke out in an elevator May 5, then nearly broke the Internet a week later. Solange, the younger sister of Jay’s wife Beyonce, and the rapper/mogul say in a joint statement that both parties are to blame for the violence episode: Solange Knowles-Jay Z Fight: Full Video Jay Z, Solange, and Beyonce released the statement moments ago, saying, “Jay and Solange each assume their share of responsibility for what has occurred.” “They both acknowledge their role in this private matter that has played out in the public. They both have apologized to each other and we have moved forward as a united family.” “Reports of Solange being intoxicated or displaying erratic behavior throughout that evening are simply false. At the end of the day families have problems and we’re no different.” “We love each other and above all we are family,” the statement reads . “We’ve put this behind us and hope everyone else will do the same.” Good for them. Here’s hoping it’s true and not just good-sounding PR. The statement doesn’t explain what led to Solange attacking Jay Z in the elevator that night, but both Jay and Solange say they have worked through it. There are many theories, from Rachel Roy ‘s relationship with Jay to his refusal to help her career to Solange’s mental state and even more far-fetched ones: Solange Knowles-Jay Z Fight: Why Did it Happen? 1. Solange Has a Drinking Problem Many have pointed out that the fight took place at the end of a very long night of partying, and Solange may have been drunk at the time of the event. Reactions from those around her suggest this sort of thing happens often. As well as these hilarious #WhatJayZSaidtoSolange memes … #WhatJayZSaidtoSolange: The Best Memes 1. A Chris Brown Hook Up
In his first London show since 2001, Eminem is set to take the stage at the “Venue of Legends,” Wembley Stadium. Em announced the July 11 concert on Zane Lowes’s BBC1 Radio show, revealing that the event was born out of a hangup with Royal Parks approvals. The original show was targeted for Hyde Park…. Read more
Jay Z liked it last night. So the rapper tried to put a ring on it. Again. Walking the red carpet of the 2014 Costume Institute Gala in New York City on Monday, Beyonce dropped a ring off her right finger. But before the singer could pick it up, her doting husband did the deed… and then cracked up everyone in the vicinity by pretending to propose to his Queen B! See what we mean here, GIF style: Beyonce worte a crystal-studded Givenchy Haute Couture by Riccardo Tisci custom gown for the event, while her Jay Z went with a white grain de poudre jacket and black tux pants, also by Givenchy Haute Couture. This lovable, famous couple will be headlining the On the Run tour together this summer. There’s no need to stick The Beygency on us, Saturday Night Live. We adore the twosome and we plan on attending. Saturday Night Live Sketch: The Beygency
Seth Rogen ripped Justin Bieber as “an obnoxious piece of sh!t” back in March and now it seems he’s not quite done ragging on his fellow Canadian. Rogen sat down with Howard Stern today and explained his distaste for the Biebs: “He’s a good example of someone you meet, who you think you’re going to hate and then you get to hate him.” Rogen goes on to say that Bieber “lives up to every one of your expectations” of how terrible he’ll be. Harsh words! And believe it or not, it gets worse! Rogen refers to Bieber as a motherf*cker and a “dick” and says his time with Zac Efron on the set of his upcoming film Neighbors only served to highlight what a jerk Justin is. Seth describes Efron as having the “humility” that Bieber lacks before finally concluding: “F*ck this kid!” So we guess it’s safe to say Seth won’t be partying with Bieber and Rob Ford at any Toronto hot spots in the near future. Oh, well. He may have lost a potential Canuck friend, but Rogen is certainly gaining plenty of fans by tearing JB a new one. Relive the glory of Seth’s past digs at Justin in the video below: Seth Rogen DESTROYS Justin Bieber
Tori Spelling isn’t holding back in the promo for the next all-new episode of True Tori, confronting Dean McDermott about his affair with Emily Goodhand . Specifically, the timing of the events leading up to the sordid love tryst that took place on Dean’s business trip to Canada last winter, and the associated lies. True Tori Promo: You LIED! “We were at a Christmas event,” Tori Spelling recalls during therapy. “I was taking pictures of the kids in fake snow. I had all four kids there by myself. You called me, and we talked to you on Facetime. This is the memory I have.” As his wife describes this, Dean cannot handle the pain. Physically. “Holy s–t! It’s like an ice pick through my head!” he explains. No wonder Dean McDermott wanted to off himself . It’s clear that the duo has been going through issues for a long time. Tori mentioned that just a few months into the relationship, she felt “bamboozled” by Dean. He admits he was a heavy drinker and is a chronic liar. “Lying is how I got out of things for years,” he said . “I’m angry that you cheated on me,” she added. “I cheated on you and I lied to you,” he said. Oye oye oye. Can Tori and Dean work out their problems? Are they faking them for True Tori ? Is Dean a complete jackass for thinking he could pull this? Is Emily Goodhand real? Discuss! True Tori: 5 Signs Dean McDermott’s Affair Is Fake Open Slideshow 1. Tori and Dean Are Broke! Tori and Dean are so broke, he can’t even afford a vasectomy supposedly. Guess that’s why they keep having kids. View As List 1. Tori and Dean Are Broke! Tori and Dean are so broke, he can’t even afford a vasectomy supposedly. Guess that’s why they keep having kids. 2. Tori Knows How to Fake It Tori might be too honest in her book, Spelling it Like It Is. In the memoir, she reveals that in the past, she’s faked reality show storylines in order to score ratings. 3. Tori and Dean’s New Year’s Photo Tori and Dean posted this pic to Instagram for New Year’s. Problem is, Tori has since claimed Dean was in rehab throughout the winter holidays. Whoops! 4. Tori Lied About Help With Kids Tori claims she raised the kids on her own in Dean’s absence. The truth is, she gets plenty of help fro THREE nannies. 5. Emily Goodhand Doesn’t Exist! Emily Goodhand has only been “interviewed” once and never photographed. The popular theory at the moment is that Tori and Dean lied about his affair.
Charlotte Kemp Muhl is apparently Sean Lennon’s girlfriend, they’ve been dating since she was “18″…after meeting at Coachella in 2006, before McDonald’s raped the event and filled it up with Urban Outfitters shoppers…who don’t realize anything with the world URBAN in it is dumb. She’s been modelling since she was 13 ,because I guess she was freakishly tall…and apparently she also makes music, music I am too lazy to bother looking up, because all I really care about is that she’s in a photoshoot flashing her panties, like she was Paris Hilton performing for the paparazzi…or any girl who meets me because they just can’t keep their pants on, I’m that exciting…or they are just that medicated…
