Although the position of First Lady, or as Sarah Palin dubbed it, “First Dude,” is not mentioned in the Constitution, the president’s spouse is a part of the package voters decide upon every four years. With the exception of Barbara Bush, every First Lady going back to Pat Nixon–I don’t have any clear memories of their predecessors–have been a lightening rod for criticism. Ann Romney, who suffers… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Marathon Pundit Discovery Date : 30/05/2012 18:50 Number of articles : 2
Third time’s the charm? Britney Spears only just announced her engagement to Jason Trawick , but she’s already making plans for the big day, according to close family sources. The singer is adamant that it be a much more low-key, traditional affair than her two previous weddings … both of which obviously did not turn out well. Hey, you live and learn right? An insider explains : “She wants a traditional Southern-style wedding with comfort food, surrounded by her family, her two sons and all of her childhood friends.” With the exception of Jason Alexander , we’re guessing. Insisting that she not have a “Hollywood wedding,” Britney “is taking this marriage really seriously.” Given everything she’s gone through, that’s good to hear. Hopefully this is a relationship that really will be forever. After all the celebrity breakups we’ve chronicled in the past year, that would be a refreshing change. [Photo: WENN.com]
Finally, Rihanna’s as black as she wishes she could be…..and that dumpy ass flat ass and no titties on her curvy light skin has some actual booty and pigment…sure it is in the form of a shadow but anything is progress for her to not the pathetic excuse for a black girl she is and every black person hates about her sell out, untalented, bullshit self…That’s the story I heard….
When fat and forced to go to the beach – you have limited options – one of them being to not go to the beach and to lock yourself up in your hotel room eating ice cream and french fries and cake from Room service and the other is to suck it up, put on some sheer looking thing and wear a pair of overalls to cover your recent weight gain, cuz you’re not quite fat enough for the one piece with the skirt bottom and a bed sheet to wrap around the whole thing, making you look like a piece of furniture, but you are too fat to look good on all founrs in a two piece…even though I think everyone looks good in a 2 piece…
Most Greek Bitches I know have fat asses….while Maria Menounos has the kind of fat ass I want to fuck….She’s like the Hollywood Greek along with Jen Aniston…you know the one they pull out of some anal sex party and say “hey we need more greeks in hollywood, but we don’t want actual greeks, they are hairy and have fat asses, but you’re the exception to the rule, let’s put you on Friends and you….you get put on Access Hollywood alongside Mario Lopez…yeah the guy from Saved by the Bell..yeah we know….it’s humilating, but at least you’ll be the hot one and you won’t be forced to work at your dad’s restaurant/diner or fast food spot all greek people seem to own…and trust me…the anal sex is far superior in Hollywood….all the men are bisexual and learn from the best faggots”…. Here she is hot in a bikini….
With the exception of news about a release date (Sept. 21, 2012), the Lionsgate reboot of Judge Dredd — fittingly titled Dredd — received precious little hype at Comic-Con over the weekend. Perhaps that was a good thing, though, judging from the first look at Karl Urban as the titular law-keeper. Is this first look at Dredd on the cover of Empire magazine an ad for Ricky’s NYC, an ad for your local laser tag facility or the actual first clean image from the film? You be the judge (ding!) ahead.
The Glee cast is a hit on both sides of the Atlantic. With the exception of Chris Colfer, who was stuck in Los Angeles filming scenes for an upcoming episode, all of the young, lovable stars of this Fox hit performed their Grammy-nominated version of “Don’t Stop Believing” on last night’s episode of X Factor in Great Britain. Check out Lea Michele, Cory Monteith and company in action now: Glee on X Factor
Taylor Swift has unleashed her latest single online. The talented young singer has set October 25 as the release date for her new album and has now given fans a chance to listen to “Mine.” Of the song, Taylor has said it’s an ode to her lousy love life, sharing: “[It’s about] my tendency to run from love. It’s a recent tendency. Every example of love in my life has ended in goodbye. The song is about finding the exception to that.” Might actor Toby Hemingway be that exception? Ponder that question as you listen and vote below: Mine What do you think of the single?
At least the reviews aren’t as bad as Marmaduke ? Well, not yet anyway. The early critical notices for Jonah Hex are in, and they’re… awful . Only 12 critics have weighed in on Rotten Tomatoes thus far and with the exception of Roger Ebert — seriously, Roger? — the consensus is that the DC comic adaptation is the latest worst movie of the summer . However if there is one thing unifying all the negative reviews — beyond the general hatred — it’s in commenting on just how quickly Jonah Hex hangs around. Brevity might be the soul of wit, but in this case it’s also the soul of a totally hacked-apart studio movie. But just how long is Jonah Hex ?
The Beautiful Life? Hardly. Mischa Barton, whose career has fallen on some hard times of late, was spotted driving erratically around town for hours yesterday, talking on her cell phone. On one occasion, the actress, who was recently sued for unpaid rent by her NYC landlord, was seen making an obscene hand gesture to a fellow motorist. Mischa then pulled over to smoke weed before heading into Joan’s on Third for a late lunch with a mystery male friend (probably some D-list alt-rocker). A troubled star needs that release … Maybe that’s just a hand-rolled cigarette … [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com] Following her DUI arrest in December 2007, Barton said she never wanted to do something so stupid again. With the exception of dressing like a hooker , she made good. For about 26 months at least. Note to Mischa: Marijuana and/or tobacco do not count as essential vitamins and minerals. Eat. Sleep. Get healthy and you might see 30.
